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There's always that one person that/who...

Asked by remambermee (442points) October 14th, 2010

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lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Steps up and handles things instead of whining like a big f’n baby ;)

Blackberry's avatar

Makes you wish you didn’t know them when you go out with them.

Surprises you with their maturity and knowledge when they’re amongst a bunch of idiots.

Makes you realize not everyone is bad.

Michael_Huntington's avatar

who stands on the side of the escalator where you aren’t supposed to stand.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

…brings a Jell-o dish to a potluck.

Austinlad's avatar

…passes gas in a packed elevator.

He’s the only one who looks about.

cookieman's avatar

…slaps the walrus and pinches the nun when it’s supposed to be the other way ‘round.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

You wish to be struck by lightning.

lillycoyote's avatar

… just doesn’t get it.

Seek's avatar

crashes out on your couch when I had no intention of having him over all friggin night. I really can’t stand some of my husband’s friends. Really.

ChocolateReigns's avatar

There’s always that one guy that flirts with every girl in sight, proving your theory that all guys are the same.

There’s always that one guy that you meet and said theory is instantly disproved, at least for a couple weeks.

LuckyGuy's avatar

…brings religion or politics into the discussion.

chyna's avatar

totally turns me on.

Austinlad's avatar

turns in a wolf when the moon is full.

And as Lou Costello says in ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN when Lon Chaney, Jr. tries to convince him he’s about to turn into a werewolf, “Yeah, him and 20 million other guys!”

aprilsimnel's avatar

…swallows when he speaks! Gaaaah! I got this set of mp3s on meditation by Jon Kabat-Zinn, a guy who’s with the University of Massachusetts Med School’s Stress Reduction Center, and his narration is just… :(

It’s hard for me to listen because he talks so rapidly and so much at one clip, he has to slow down and swallow, and whoever engineered it A) miked him too closely, and B) didn’t remove that sound in post.

It’s annnoooyyyying!

Thank you, @remambermee, for giving me the platform to get this off my chest.

Winters's avatar

is a massive asshole, but helps you out when you need it, only to sadistically torment you once more until you need assistance or encouragement again.

CyanoticWasp's avatar

brays in the office when he gets on the phone.

asks the teacher if she just forgot to assign homework tonight.

has to split the check correctly to the penny.

Rollalong's avatar

… just can’t stop talking.

…asks a question that was just answered 30 seconds ago.

ucme's avatar

…..has the responsibility of turning the lights off :¬)

FutureMemory's avatar

keeps breathing.

Cruiser's avatar

Who likes to show you how it’s done!! BFD!

BoBo1946's avatar

never gives love lurves!

cookieman's avatar

@chyna: “Totally”?!

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

always ruins a happy day ahem ahem dad

Brian1946's avatar

Kisses your ass just so they can smoke your grass! D-:
Acts like Screech but tokes like Cheech. :-p
Looks like King Kong but acts like Tommy Chong! :D

BoBo1946's avatar

@Brian1946 hey, lately due to my bad hip, would kiss someone’s ass to mow my grass…really!

ducky_dnl's avatar

Thinks they’re better than you.

Ltryptophan's avatar

sneezes very loud.

CyanoticWasp's avatar

has to have the last word.

BoBo1946's avatar

@CyanoticWasp loll.. would that be Qingu, Matt, or you? You guys have some interesting debates! Haven’t seen Q or Matt here much lately!

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