What common task are YOU the master of?

I’m the mistress of shopping.

Making a awesome grilled cheese sandwich.

Earlier my husband told his friend that he (the friend) was the master of fuck. It wasn’t what he meant to say, but it made me laugh so hard that I cried.

Staying up late.

I would like to challenge @johnpowell to a grilled cheese making contest. My grilled cheese was actually someone’s request for their last meal. True story about the last meal, but I’m just teasing. ;)

Measuring things, give me any object and i can measure it to within 0.1mm precision. if all i have is a basic tape measure i can still measure it to within 0.2mm precision. It may sound like a very simple task, but you would be amazed how many people can’t measure things properly. (specially if they need to take in to consideration that the material will be cut and that the saw will eat up some of the material)

@poisonedantidote as someone that chronically measures things incorrectly, I have great respect for your skill.

I am the mistress and master of the snooze button on my clock radio.

@lillycoyote Niiiiiiice.

Making sandwiches, of any kind. I’m am so not domestic, in any way. I rarely ever cook. But I always get complimented on my sandwiches! I’m sure @bob_ will be lusting after me now. ;)

I’m also a mistress at playing bass.

@TheOnlyNeffie :: Deal! Allie gets to be the judge.

Game on.

Master o making my wife feel beautiful, which she is…

@TheOnlyNeffie :: It will have to be a blind taste test since Allie is my lobster.

CAPITALS and cheeriness!

@johnpowell You have a PET lobster?

Coffee Master at your service! Performing at my best as I type.

@TheOnlyNeffie :: I have the DVD box set of the hit NBC show “Friends”. Same diff.

@Cruiser count me in? I could use a good cup of coffee this morning, mine is not so great today.

@johnpowell I never watched that show (strange, I know) so I don’t understand if that is a joke, unfortunately. :\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WViFQiRgs0

And it is a joke.

Making puns.

I let others judge their qualty

Like Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction I too am the “fucking foot master”. Foot massage expert, that’s me! Hardly a “common task” I know, but still worthy of mention :¬)

I can pee in the toilet in the dark, standing up, with out spilling a drop.
My wife is impressed.

Opening a champagne bottle, pairing wine with food, selecting the perfect tomatoes, knowing when food is ready based on the smell.

I am the master of drinking beer and wasting time on the internet. I can even manage both at the same time.

Hate to brag but I can rip any piece of paper almost exactly in half. Every time.

They call me “Master Baton;” I swing a mean stick.

Making cheesecakes and gateaux.
Oh and I am mistress of my SO :))

Big deal, @thekoukoureport.I can do that in the tub. ;-)

I used to be pretty good at Scrabble, but I haven’t tiled my hand lately.

Packing. Remembering things ;-)

I can play piano with my keyboard(laptop) sometimes its even better than playing on the real thing

I’m the master of running a perfect caulk bead with a caulking gun in my profession. At one time I was called “Caulk Daddy” by my colleagues. I am surprised at how many people cannot master this 3 dollar tool. Damn those giant white caterpillars !

I cook the perfect grilled cheese

@thekoukoureport I believe that qualifies you to enter into a grilled cheese off with @johnpowell and myself.

Fantastic! I’m sure we will all win!

Flogging. The Master of it. ;-)

Everything else (in the universe) comes natural to me.

@deni The Paper Whisperer. Cool.

And I hate to brag too but I am also master of the sunny side up egg. If I try to make just one or three or more I’m not so good but I can fry up a pair of perfect sunny side up eggs with a failure rate of >1%. Sometimes I’m even reluctant to eat them they are so perfect.

Pouring beer or other fizzy drinks. Being a waitress for years and having an alcohol problem got that shit down for me.