Who wants to help me make 10,000 pastrami sandwiches for our newest addition to the 10k mansion?

Congratulations to bob_ for hitting the 10k milestone!

I was lucky enough to get a room right next to the kitchen so I could watch over my spatulas and now you’re lucky enough to get a room right next to me so I can make you a sandwich anytime you’d like. Pastrami? Roast beef? Turkey? Grilled cheese? Peanut butter and jelly? You got it. Wearing something sexy of course. XD

WOOHOO. Time to party with one of the friendliest and funniest jellies around.

This is for you.
Muah!

Let’s Skype later and I’ll show you my tomatoes and you can show me your pickle. ON YOUR SANDWICH. DUH! XD