NSFW - what is the most NSFW activity you have engaged in while at work?

There were a couple of times I came pretty close to having sex with people at work…once, it was in a research laboratory, on a table…another time it was against the wall…

My former husband and I talked about having sex on his office floor. As usual in our relationship, he was all talk.

“As a warning, please don’t put anything on here that you would be worried could be traced to you and get you in trouble at work. ”

OK I won’t. And I’m self employed.

@gailcalled… sorry to hear that

Hacking the lazer cutter so i could play solitaire, and smoking a joint in my lunch rest.

For the most part, im a very hard worker, where i live its very hard to get a contract, most people want you to work on a handshake for cash in the hand. When i see (NSFW) i always thing “all questions are nsfw, its work, get back to work”

However, if the person im working for does not pay me enough, or does other things i dont like, then yea, im going to slack off when i can. As for the joint at lunch, that will always happen, and when you inevitably find out i smoke weed on the job, you can turn a blind eye to it or not. their call.

Having said that, i work for my self now days, and its been a little since i had a wage and boss style job.

Many years ago, soon after I had graduated from college, I had a job that took me out, with a crew of people to do door to door fundraising. One of my coworkers had a thing for me, and sometimes, if she finished her turf early, we’d boink in the back seat of the car.

Which actually reminds me of another time… Me and three coworkers were driving to Washington for a rally or something. Two were up front and me and another girl who would these days be known as an FWB, were riding in the back. The seat was down so we could sleep. Only we didn’t sleep. And we didn’t take off any clothes and yet, the deed was done. Go figure. It turned out that my friend has a hole in her clothing that was very strategically placed. Oh to be young, horny and completely without shame!

Since then, nothing has occurred outside my fantasies.

I’ve masturbated a couple times in the ladies room at work.

Also, a couple days ago I was engaging in some pretty explicit Facebook chat on the office computer while sitting at the front desk.

Other than that…I haven’t done anything too crazy.

Honestly no, I have always been the boss and busting others for things lol
Now i stay at home and bust the kids lol

A bit of making out. That’s it.

Fucked in the back room :P

And im writing this message from the office on my bosses computer :P

@uberbatman… Laughing here as I read your message.

Er, during working hours, or just in the building? Cause when I worked at a hotel, I had a torrid affair with one of the guests he was super hot and we fooled around in his hotel room. There was a lot of sneaking around going on after work on my part.

Drinking on the job. There was a time when an ex and I always had booze, glasses and mixers in the trunk of our car to where we’d take a break, have a drink and then back to work. Aside from that I’ve taken booze mixed with coffee in a thermos which was dumb because hot booze coffee smell is sooooo obvious. I’m lucky I was never taken aside by mgt. for it.

Nowt really, well not out of the ordinary anywhere. Just the lame “wow & aren’t we wacky fuckers” photo copying of arses.

I once had sex in the cooler with my at the time girlfriend (who is now my wife). We was working together at subway and she was going to get some lettuce out of the cooler and I had to grab something out of there as well and for some reason-other than the fact she’s smoking hot-I got really turned on watching her reach for the lettuce.

Her back was turned to me, I took the lettuce from her hand, pulled down her pants and fucked her from behind very forcefully.

The store was open too and when we got done we walked out of the cooler and there were customers in line. I was a gentleman and let her go to the bathroom and clean up first (we didn’t use a condom). I put on gloves and then happily made those customers sandwiches.

Five minutes later just coincidentally the owner showed up.

I have never done anything remotely sexual at work, other than flirting and playful/joking ass slapping and boob grabbing.

I have been intoxicated at work more times than I can count, though. Sometimes I’ve arrived high, sometimes I’ve gotten high at work, other times done shots or shared drinks with co-workers during a function. Working banquets, you have some really slow, boring moments. Also, I’ve done it for so long that after all the repetition, it’s second nature, so my performance isn’t affected. I realize this sounds bad, but I work hard and no one ever seems to know when I’m high unless I tell them.

@MissAnthrope I used to get high everyday at work as well. I worked nine hours and got a one hour lunch and I used that time to give me “an illegal smile.”

Mine is pretty darned lame. I flirted with a lady that I went on to marry.

@ETpro That’s ok, you tried. Enjoy some lurve, compliments of your friendly neighborhood, SCC. :)

@ETpro: That gets my vote for least lame behavior.

@ETpro: I gave your lurve too. My love barely could bring himself to flirt with me when we were co workers and we’re going on to marry. Bravo!

Given that there’s no way to make answers private on Fluther, and there’s no way to prevent answers from being syndicated off to whatever other website decides they want to display Fluther’s questions, and given that it’s not unfeasible for people at work to find out my username (since I use it in many other places on the net besides here), there is no way in hell that I’m going to answer this question . Sorry.

Did it on the lab bench. Last night.

NUH UH!

You go, girl.

Well I would have to say the time I pleased my co-worker orally in the bathroom stall… I don’t know what came over me, I just couldn’t help myself when it came to this man… Oh I forgot it happened every time we worked together. SHHH Don’t tell anyone!!!

I used to always go in the ladies bathroom and masturbate on my lunch break. But one day I was masturbating and our secretary walked in on me right as I was cumming!

Frankie I have only once in my life done the same thing. It was funny, because for some reason I was just so damn horny one morning. Usually I would never consider doing that in a million years. I mean, just the idea of where I was, at work, would kill any possibility that I could find satisfaction in it. And it would take me so long that people would be wondering what the hell happened to her, lol. But this day was different. In 2 minutes I came and then I went back to work with a smile of supreme contentment on my face, thinking, I can’t believe I just did that!

My ex owned his own company so he was the boss. I was just sitting with him at work one day in his office and I gave him a BJ. When we heard people walking closer to his door I stopped.

@Snake1345 – I’ve gotten horny at work a few times but never had the courage to masturbate on lunch break…