What is the weirdest thing you've seen?

Myself in the shower naked. LOL

Giddy up.

Once I came across a motercycle accident.

The guy was lying on the side of the road and paramedics had him covered with a blanket up to his chin but he was alert and talking.

BUT…there was a pile of intestines in the middle of the road!

I was so freaked out, brain couldn’t process disembowled man talking!

Then, I saw the dead deer across the road in a ditch, it had been gutted from the impact.

Strangest and most disturbing thing I have ever seen. lol

Today, it’s this.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Oh my God! That quite possibly is one of the most disturbing things I have seen in a long time!!! AHHHH!!!!

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal Alex was like (in a very compassionate voice) ‘What’s wrong with that baby?’ and I was like ‘I don’t know, its head is too big..maybe?’

@Simone_De_Beauvoir That seems like something straight out of a David Lynch film.

I had a dream that a flying, papier-mâché great white shark was attacking a blue whale until a cowboy on a motorcycle intervened with a bazooka.

I sent the news to a friend via text message and then went back to sleep.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Whatever was wrong with that baby, watching that video makes her/him(?) the poster child for abortion. LOL

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal That’s not so nice, :(

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I know, I know. But would you expect anything less from me?

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal I’m still figuring that out.

Hmm.. I’d have to say a music box. The button was blue/white/red. It opened up and a chipped looking statue thing boy popped up. It said I was going to die in three days. The creepy music started playing and the boys face became distorted and was scary. It was a dream.

This

@Simone_De_Beauvoir It probably won’t take too long to figure it out. I’m full of disappointing behavior. LOL

@Deja_vu You’re on sick “mo’fo” and I like that. +lurve

A large bearded black man, rollerskating up Manchester high street, wearing a pink lycra bodysuit, and carrying a live white rabbit under his arm. I looked for the TV cameras but I didn’t see any. This wasn’t a dream, it was real, and was about six months ago.