What is the best kind of beard?

Mutton chops

The kind gay men and women use to hide their true sexuality.

It’s the best because you always are asking “Is that a beard”? It’s very, very high-concept.

The bearded clam.

I agree, I like the full bodied, wild abandon style of the lumberjack style.

yeah lumber for sure not too far down the neck, a clean lumber

These could help you decide.

Beard Facts

The true art of man is his beard

How on earth did I miss the memo about not shaving in November? Has this always been happening? Why have I never noticed, and why can I not stop noticing, now?

I stop shaving annually for the hockey playoffs, but it will always be the only kind I can grow – a little scraggly under the chin, a lame little mustache, and about three dozen random hairs across the rest of the face.

Clearly, clearly, The Cage

The most attractive beard is the cleanshaven beard :)