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How about some new login box messages, are there any you can think of?

Asked by poisonedantidote (21539 points ) November 16th, 2010

I’m talking about the messages in the login box, such as “Let’s run away together.” and “We baked you a cake!” and “You’re back! Our wish came true.”

How about adding some more? are there any you can think of?

Here are some that i think would be good:

-“You came here from a porn site!? go wash your hands!”
-“BEHIND YOU!!!”
-“Actually, from this angle you do look a little like the chupacabra”

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anartist's avatar

your check is in the mail.
That’s an interesting hat.
Don’t forget to pick up your dog’s poo.
I’m from Wall Street and I’m here to help you.
My what big teeth you have!
Your fifteen minutes of fame are up.
Is that a pickle in your pocket?
Do you need a bankruptcy lawyer?
Nah, you look more like Sasquatch.

iamthemob's avatar

Why are the ones people adding all mean, yo?

anartist's avatar

Peel me a grape.
Come on in out of the rain.
So bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!
Coffee, tea, or me?
I didn’t hear you flush.
They’re playing our song.
You cut a fine figure.
Down to your last match, are you?
Shake your booty.
We’re closed. Go home.
You’re here! Drinks on the house!
Who farted? Was it you?
You’re the cat’s meow.
Don’t cry. We love you.
You’re the toast of the town!

erichw1504's avatar

You’re the cat’s pajamas.
We go cookoo for you!
Quick! To the Fluther cave!
Do you smell that?
Where did you get that shirt? It’s dashing!
I wanna hold your hand.

iamthemob's avatar

@erichw1504

I now want to go to the Fluther cave. I bet there’s a lot of pancakes there…

erichw1504's avatar

@iamthemob And they’re probably stored in frizzers.

anartist's avatar

why don’t we do it in the road?

Blueroses's avatar

@anartist “We didn’t hear you flush” still has me giggling. I’d vote for that one.

Be excellent to each other and party on, dude!
You’re here! Now it’s an event!
Would you mind if we kissed you?

Symbeline's avatar

-Take off your clothes, whore!

-Sup foo.

-We sacrifice goats for thee.

-TO WAR!!

-Yo man, how’s it going?

-You and me, baby ain’t nuthin’ but mammal so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

-Joooooooin us!

-HOWDEE DOOO NEIGHBOR!

-Come, to Butthead.

-Ah velcum thee!

-Stop messin’ around!

-We like your butt and we cannot lie!

-You’re here! A whole lot of yays!

anartist's avatar

Bend over, here it comes again.
You light up our lives.
Watch out for the potholes ahead.
Your mom told my mom all about you.
Is it too late to begin the beguine with you?

erichw1504's avatar

Oh my, you’re glowing! No seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? You’re actually glowing.

seazen's avatar

Careful – that’s not a squid.

erichw1504's avatar

The name’s J… Dr. J.

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