Game: think of words that are random?

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Hey, @butterflies, welcome to Fluther!

Give us a start! What is your answer?

the chicken got messed up by a bat. “That’ll do pig.” “Killin is my buisness and buisness is good!”
Can you tell me where them two quotes came from?

I love that movie! That’ll do pig

When they say ‘That Will Do Pig’ I wonder if I could twist the words into something really disgusting like, maybe the farmer asked instead, ‘Hey can you kill yourself for me because my arm is tired?’ I guess that is more than one sentence. Hum. Failed. Me that is.

yes you had an epic fail. It’ll bite you! “I’m a monster!”

Ha, ha. Owe teeth, though I doubt gums would hurt very much.

Well hello there, welcome to fluther. you like random madness eh? Here is a little something i typed up one day while bored, enjoy.

Chapter 1 – Bacon and Eggs.

The corpse had been methodically drained of all it’s blood, and all of it’s veins and arteries had been pumped full of the hot and sticky cum of wild gophers, but these were no ordinary gophers, they where type-2 diabetic gophers. Someone had been feeding these little fuckers sugar, and they had done a damn good job of it too.

Surrounding the corpse were hundreds of pieces of neatly folded paper. Each and every piece had been inscribed with sorrowful messages, the messages seemed to be a set of wishes made to the corpse on behalf of orphaned children. Some of them expressed their desire for having real parents, while other simply wished for candy or toys.

The room the corpse was in had been decorated in a traditional feng shui style, this resulted in the room having a good mix of balance and harmony, allowing the chi to flow freely.

When confronted with such a sight, any normal man would panic. A normal man might vomit or pass out, he may even scream and try to run away, but not me, not now, not when so many where depending on me. In my line of work you have to learn to deal with your fears and anxieties, you have to confront them head on and keep pushing, never slowing down, never looking back. There was work to be done, I knew what I had to do.

Acting swiftly I reached for the phone, and I dialled up customer support to complain and try to get some answers. I was greeted by an automated message, who asked me to push certain numbers on my phone for certain services. “For account management press one, for billing press two, for all other services please hold the line” said the message. For a moment I breathed a sigh of relief, it looked like my problems would soon be over, and so, I held the line.

None of the countless horrors I had ever witnessed in my life, could have possibly prepared me for the torment and anguish that was about to come to pass. Never, even in my darkest nightmares, had I ever envisioned such a macabre and diabolical thing. Believe me, nothing on land or the seven seas can ever prepare a man, for an ordeal like the one that was now facing me.

Like the glowing eyes of wild animals in the dark, the horrible truth gazed in to my soul. For you see, the ugly truth was that I had just been connected to a Pakistani woman who did not speak English properly. She was hard to understand, and her vocabulary was poorly lacking. How could I ever explain to her the dilemma of the corpse, when she did not even know what the word corpse meant, much less what “full of sticky diabetic gopher cum” means.

I doubt any of it is a movie quote, but i thought i would share anyway

wow!

The butcher was surrounded by living meat, he tried to get away but they trampled over him inveloping in blood and meat smells. chicken pox! “The force is with you young padowan!”

When I phoned through my order, a wild beast answered! carving ritualistic symbols on to broken crackers.

sugar buiscuits! “No, no not like this!”-from sharktapous
If you have’nt seen that movie. YOU FAIL!

The curse of Ramses inflicted my cheese burger with a crippling pain, how was I to know that the trains run late on Saturday.

THE SERIOUS DEMENTED WIZARD came out and started to change people into cheese. “I’m a lone wolf!”

Sneaking in to Forn Knox to replace the gold with prematurely born shoes was Doug’s best idea to date, I just hoped someone elses mother did not find out, after all, mine was busy working at a civil war reenactment roller derby until 5pm, there is no need to wory about her I thought to my self.

Anna picked up some daises and through them at the corpse that was in the river. the corpse became alive and ran after her. he was going to eaat her brains. Zombie attack!

The lizard made bedsheets while rubbing his Southern Comfort, alas the slippers made of methanol froze our metaphysical ulcer pain.

We drove our pedalos backwards through the evening light, and animated pig skin by a fresh water stream. Worship the devil you fool! for he is the one who jail broke my iphone.

This is a lot more fun than I expected. More!

“When the desase spread the first ones to go was the fat people.”-zombie land
You idiot you almost destroyed the galaxy. the planet is in your hands now cadet!

The rain didn’t dry the pavement to see the plane fly back when the visor was up we laughed, when the motorcade dawned it was eatin’ a bitch out and givin’ a bitch a foot massage.

The red sox team had started to collect the tears of drunken widows, I told everyone they probably intended to create a new cocktail, but deep down I knew they would use them to bring democracy to Cuba.

Moose will have had written couches of beach Indians that cry Bob’s your uncle. Ach! Harmonize the juice box or prepare her surgery.

They were gaining on us inch by inch. The ribbons floating in the air started to make whiplash sounds, I could only look in horor as the fleeting vampire chicken army approached us. We had to only do one thing,and that was to fry and eat them. “I see dead people!”

They started to glue owels together with the intention of rolling them down a hill, Little did they know that owels are nocturnal animals, and as such had been granted diplomatic immunity by the hill. Now not only would they need to find other animals to glue together, but they would also need to raise the capital for more glue.

Journalist patting the corner of a basketball, flounder confidently during unloading of toe jam. Hamlet did network the Malaysian Festival of yarn, but would you masticate the zipper of Jill’s curtain?

Chicken feet is my middle name i shock every guy i see, im like a bad piece of glue stuck to your shoe i am the girl in the green scarf. “You have only yourself to blame!”

After a long day full of problems, they came to fluther to try and make sense of it all, imagine their surprise as they clicked on the pandoras box of madness, there was no sense to be had here, just confusion and a sinking feeling in the battleships foot. They turned around as fast as they could to try to escape the horrible scene, only to be greeted by an elderly polish man who was enthralled with vintage photos of miniature pork chops carved out of meat.

Venison holes of fire and vacuums tear at the mountain that sits upon Sidon. Marching with lacerated clouds of pornographic content, why does the spin of bourbon barrels cause the swallow to stew his tears?

Bang! and the small town encaved in on it’s self taking every living thing with it.
As the gods saw what took place they laughed at the silly little mortals!

@anyone who is still watching… you may like Ross Noble the comedian. He is very random indeed.

To anyone who thinks I have lost my mind, yes I have, just not today, it happened a long time ago. I have a soft spot in my heart for random madness, anything that causes confusion, panic, and a deep feeling of wtf is funny to me.

has anyone seen the barney freakout moment on youtube? Barney like cusses out a little kid and
then he gets thrown in prisson and dies.

@butterflies I have not seen that, looking it up now.

so did you see it already?

@butterflies No, there seem to be many.

check out barney freaks out behind the scenes its crazy

answer back once you’ve watched it, and remember it’s on youtube.
Monkey poop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BzY63XQpJQ&feature=related check out this link

@butterflies pulp fiction ftw.

I see on your profile you are 16 years old, Take a look at my avatar picture, thats you in 11 years. Your style of random wording reminds me a lot of mine back then.

Def. not bad for a 16 year old. The guy is far more messed in the head. Good for you.

yeah, let’s just say i have some random friends and we say a lot of random things. we were sitting in the caffeteria and we just started mooooin very loudly like cows. it was funny. My cousin is way worse than me. Monkey fruit!

I pushed my face as hard as I could in to the corner of my room, My jaw dropped and I gasped for air. I had just found a clipping in reality. Licking dry grandad will never be the same, not now that I know my world is nothing but a 3D polygonal computer simulation.

The world filled with darkness and the water fell onto the little village below. It caused utter destruction. Barbaque sandwiches! ( I read you story poisonedantidote on your profile. i was like wow!

Peace people I gotta catch my z’s! Waffle men! keep playing the game.

It’s actually quite an interesting topic, I often wonder if random madness follows a pattern. If you ask someone who has never generated random words to generate some, they will almost always mention: donkeys, penguins, midgets, koalas, and more or less anything they dont deal with on a daily basis.

The more you practice, the more people tend to take every day objects and things and put them together to make the random madness.

You also have many different styles too, I my self am what i would call a “story teller”. all my random madness is put together in a way that it tries to construct a story, or a strange concept. Then you have the style like what @rpmpseudonym did, where the words are so random that they almost seem like they where generated at random. and then you have a style like what @jlelandg was doing, that is kind of a half and half, almost making a story, but with some breaks in the story. Its quite interesting to look at.

@butterflies yea, same here, 6am, im off to get some z’s too. cyaz.

hey before i go send me some messages. would love it. c ya! pancakes!

@butterflies maybe tomorrow, im quite tired at the moment. ill check back in when i wake up.

I am super, super cold because six months out of the year I keep my toes inside Canadian waters burr.

I fell in love with a random loving fluther moderator, when they found the thread thread they left it all, but deleted one post, probably for making too much sense.