What magazine cover would you like to grace? Why?

When I was in high school I dreamed of being on the cover of Rolling Stone. There was a point when I would have loved to put on the old gi and have a photo session for Kung Fu magazine. Now I would be much better suited for More, the magazine for ladies of ahem… a certain age What magazine cover would you want to grace? Why did you pick that one? There are so many real magazines that cover so many areas of interest, there must be one that suits you.