[NSFW] How many guys would really suck their own penis if they were limber enough to do it?
Years ago a friend of mine had an adult book and in it was an article telling men how they could practice to become limber enough to give themselves a blow job. I was thinking why?? Why would any man want to give himself a blow job if he can get a woman to do it? I don’t care if I was as bendy as Gumby that is a thought that would never come to my head. And I would be surprised if any guy here would go on record to say he would if he could.
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Just about every guy I know. Think about it… Why would any guy give himself a hand job, when he could just ‘get a woman to do it’? Same reasons: A) There is not always a willing partner around and B) Because they can.
I rarely answer these questions to avoid incriminating myself. XD… Well @augustlan, nailed it.
True story.. when I was coaching, we did these exercises for flexability and this one kid, could put his head completely between his legs. The first time he did it, one of my players said, “Coach, I know what he does every night!” XD…
ME! Just out of selfish curiosity of course & only the one time…..well, maybe twice. Wouldn’t swallow though, don’t like salty foods see.
Lol….um…..no, I wouldn’t….that’s wrong on so many levels…..but hey…whatever floats your boat…
Mark Twain was reported to have said in a very private speech one night at a men’s club words to the effect that “95% of all men practice onanism, and the other 5% are liars”.
It’s probably a good thing I never took any coaching from @BoBo1946, because I might have never left the house.
LOLL…....... ditto ditto and ditto!
Reminds me of the joke about the two guys walking along and they see a dog licking his balls. “Don’t you wish you could do that?” one guy asks the other. “Yeah, but he’d probably bite me.”
Well, I really really think a lot of guys would do it, really.
same answer as @CyanoticWasp there are 2 types of guys…1 who says they do and the other liars.
Every last one of those chicken smokers! XD
Come to think of it while tossing out some of my late housemate’s stash there were advertisments for DVDs with these men with freakishly long or huge dumbsticks, I wonder if those with 15in or longer pipes smoke their own supply? Hope not….eeeewwwwww…
I’d give it a shot…. but I wouldn’t swallow! ;-)
Hmmm. Wonder what the power relationship is when you’re blowing yourself?
Every man I’ve known has said he’d try if he hadn’t already. Uh huh.
I can sort of reach, but it would be way too much work.
Any man that could and would won’t stop when that moment happened and end of with a tongue of his own spunk. Owwwww, owwww the visual….the visual!!!! <running blindly into walls and furniture>
I used to be able to suck my own cock when I was in my early teens…cant do it anymore alas
I used to luv doing it.
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