What is your favorite line in a rap song?

You go out at night, eatin’ cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don’t stop, you keep on eatin’ cars
Then, when there’s no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don’t move to slow, ‘cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he’s eatin’ bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He’s gonna eat ‘em all

They said my speed was next to none
But my lightning draw had just begun
When I heard a blast that stung my wrist
The gun went flying from my fist
And I was looking down the bore
Of the deadly .44 of Ringo

Check these out! Gotta love em. Here’s yet more classics. The “chorus guy” being a particular fave of mine.

“Ich sagte: “He, Moment das kann ich so nicht akzeptieren,
laß uns drüber diskutieren. Du brauchst Dich gar nicht zu genieren,
es mit mir mal zu probieren. Keine Angst, keine Angst,
ich will Dich nicht verführen, aber kannst Du nicht kapieren,
wenn ne Frau einfach ‘nee” sagt, das geht mir an die Nieren.
Willst Du mich nur provozieren, oder hast Du Starallüren ?
Bist Du taub ? Bist Du blind ? Jetzt hör aber auf, Dich so zu zieren.
Ich trink noch ein, zwei Bier und dann fahren wir zu mir,
ist nicht weit weg von hier, und da werd’ ich Dich massieren,
und dann machen wir’s im Liegen und dann machen wir’s im Stehen.
Schrippe, Stulle, von der lampe und danach auf allen Vieren.
Du wirst sehen, das wird schön, also komm, wir gehen: ‘OK?’ ” ”

Well, it is a rap parody, because it is my religious conviction that rap sucks.

Here is the full version.

“Uh”
Lil Kim “Shake Ya Bum Bum”

” and somebody had the nerve
to take the herb
out of my doobie ashtray
why they do me that way?”
Ok, it’s not rap per se but I think it’s hilarious.

“Dream a little dream,
Or you can live a little dream
I’d rather live it
‘cause dreamers always chase
But never get it”

It just don’t give no darker than that kid with the parka.
Bald head with the boots, the shoots to make a sparkle.
I’m a fair nigga, but ain’t there nigga.
Quicker then the hair trigga so if you dare nigga,
It’ll be like your man, tryin’ to hold your brain to your head.
But you’ll be shittin’ on yourself, cause you’re already dead.
And at the funeral you won’t need a casket,
I’m leavin’ just enough for them to stuff, in the basket.

A Tisket A Tasket (what?), everyday need an ass kicked. (what?)
My mom never let me forget that I’m a bastard.
Ain’t never been shit and ain’t gonna be shit,
That’s why I take shit, whenever I see shit.
It’s just that thee shit, be sharper, do what I wanna do.
And that’s what I’m gonna do, right here in front of you
And i’ll be runnin’ you, where your man? Straight up out!
Them niggaz ain’t run’n a thing but their mouth.

DMX – Limp Bizkit – Rollin’ (Urban Assault Vehicle)

Also after trying to put this here I’ve never realized how badly people don’t know what he’s saying there and I had to do a lot of correcting. lol. Ok I think I’m finally done editing, man the interwebs really screwed that up.
You niggaz ain’t runnin’ a fuckin’ thing but your mouths.

Individually wrapped, placed in neat little rows
Becoming a piece of everything that grows
Some numbers, a name
To indicate you played the game
Came empty-handed and left the same
A soul is a soul, and a shell is a shell
The border in between is full of everything you felt

Song

It’s time to destroy and rebuild it
It’s time to destroy and rebuild it
The cities are poison
They’re filled with noise
And filth and we always feel sick and joyless
So it’s time to destroy and rebuild it
Apocalyptic Utopian dreams in the western wilderness, going insane
Thinking like nothing exists but this place
That’s how we get away from the stress of the everyday

Apocalyptic Utopian Dreams in the Western Wilderness – Baba Brinkman

Motherfuck you and your punk ass ghetto bird.

@psychocandy care to add some references to that? lol

Ice Cube Ghetto Bird

We don’t need no music
Cuz all we want to do
Is sing and dance
And party down
And get some pussy too

life is the bitch, and death is her sister, sleep is the cousin, what a f-ckin’ family picture – Lil Wayne
real G’s move in silence like lasagna – Lil Wayne
@noelleptc these are both from 6 foot 7 foot.

a body like arnold with a denzel face

“If you dig this, then you dug this, ‘cause I’m all about the nerd-life/word-life.” -YT Cracker

Where Brooklyn at?

I have a couple:

Da-damn, you the shit
And now I rip my heart out and hand you the shit
And I don’t really know how to handle this shit
But tonight, it’s moonlight and candles and shit
-Lil Wayne

Skinny pants and some Vans
Call me Triple A, get my advance in advance, a-men
As the world spin and dance in my hands
Life is a beach, I’m just playin’ in the sand
Uh, wake up and smell the pussy
You niggas can’t see me, but never overlook me
I’m on the paper trail, it ain’t no tellin’ where it took me
Yeah, and I ain’t a killa, but don’t push me
-Lil Wayne

Bill Gates don’t dangle diamonds in the face
of peasants when he Microsoft’n in the place
You gettin on my nerves, well I’m gettin on your case
Consider your surroundings or you leave without a trace
-OutKast

All a nigga gotta do is take the high road
Two words for my enemies; Die slow
Full time Pyro could do this with my eyes closed
-Joe Budden

My heart thump not from being nervous
Sometimes I’m thinking God made me special here on purpose
So all the while til I’m gone make my words important so
If I slip away, if I die today, the last thing you remember won’t
Be about some apple bottom jeans with the boots, with the fur
-KiD CuDi

Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how ya dern’? It’s Weezy F, baby, come to take a shit and urine on the toilet bowl, bitches. Pussy ass niggas!

-Lil Wayne

I’m Not Afraid, Eminem

Yeah, It’s been a ride…
I guess I had to go to that place to get to this one…
.....When I say ‘em or do something I do it, I don’t give a damn
What you think, I’m doing this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it’s gassed up, if a thing’s stopping me
I’mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I’m tearing down your balcony
So starting today, I’m breaking out of this cage
I’m standing up, Imma face my demons
I’m manning up, Imma hold my ground
I’ve had enough, now I’m so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now

“Put me anywhere on gods green earth…..I’ll triple my worth, muthafuckas” – Jay-Z

“Chick mad, said I hold my pistol too tight. Get a grip, bitch, that’s how I get through life” – Jay-Z

“I did the impossible, then did it twice” Jay-Z

There’s so many more, lol. I may come back and do some more.

Apparently, I’m an “old.”

Never badder than bad ‘cuz the brother is madder than mad
At the fact that’s corrupt like a senator
Soul on a roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope
‘Cuz the beats and the lines are so dope

Chuck D (Public Enemy) – “Bring The Noise”

@aprilsimnel I was feeling like that with Ice Cube.

I’m anti-Republican and Democratic
If they self-destruct, that’s anti-climactic
Tired of bein’ hunted like an antelope
Take the system by the throat, that’s the antidote
So I pose a proposition
Take a look, be in support or opposition
Then be proactive proceed with confidence
‘Cause you know that you can’t change shit by ridin’ the fence
—The Coup, Ride the Fence

This:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/itsallaboutthepentiums.html

@diavolobella I almost used that or “Amish Paradise.” Those songs are great!

DMX Party Up

So whatever it is you puffin’ on that got you thinkin’ you Superman
I got the kryptonite, should I smack him with my dick and the mic?

You wack, you twisted, your girl’s a hoe
Your’re broke, the kid ain’t yours, and everybody know
Your old man say,“You’re stupid”, You’d be like “So?, I love my baby mother, I never let her go”

I don’t rap for dead presidents
I’d rather see the president dead
It’s never been said but I set precedents

-Sung by Eminem in the Mos Def/Immortal Technique song “Bin Laden” just after the height of the American frenzy in invading Iraq, during the Bush Administration, at a time when just merely criticizing Bush or the war could get one banned from network and cable TV

i like the limited edition the khaki and army green patent leather pin stripe you should see how i do the strings size 12 with the strap red and white with the cardinal cap all flavors well it just depend on when and where i’m at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me why are we
So blind to see.
That the ones we hurt
Are you and me?

-Coolio, Gangsta’s Paradise

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison poison
~ Bel Biv Devoe – That Girl is Poison

I don’t drink or smoke or do dumb drugs
But my posse’s still labeled street thugs

Ice-T – personal

This is a great question.. some really great responses, too..

Okay, so, I hesitate to quote Ice Cube now because @psychocandy is going to think I’m just hopping on the ‘yeah, I’m cool as shit cause I’m old school’ bandwagon. ;) Honest, though, the following is one of my favorite songs. It’s got some great lyrics and yes, I can sing them all. What up!

High as Jimmy Hendricks
I lined up ten dicks and took out appendix
So go get forensics
Let em know I’m Geronimo
Till it’s my time to go
You better find your ho
Get yer babies and your momma
And move to Guantanamo
Doubt my skills, I’m payin’ my bills
I’m up in the hills
You niggas are kills
Even though I’m on a fucked up label
You bitches know what I can bring to the table

- Ice Cube & Paul Oakenfold – Right Here, Right Now

I got the rolly on my arm and I’m pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on
...
Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga get yo issue
Snoop Dogg – Drop it like its hot

They call me Superman,
Leap tall hoes in a single bound,
...
Superman aint savin shit, girl you can jump on shady’s dick,

But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come, they go,
Saturday through sunday monday,
Monday through sunday yo,
Maybe i’ll love you one day,
Maybe we’ll someday grow,
Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe
Eminem – Superman

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin her over furniture (ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (ha-ha!)
Eminem – The Real Slim Shady

“Careful what you wish for, jigga get raw. Nigga I’m straight gutta, let me remind you, act like you outta ya mind I’ll put ya mind outta you. I can do anything when I put my mind to it, and a whole lot more when I put the nine to it.”

“Y’all wanna rhyme like me, wanna dime like me, every tom, dick, and harry wanna ride my mami…”

“Hov ain’t fake like most dudes, hov move weight like Cool J’s trainer, a no brainer. And don’t be wearing a vest wit no banga, that just makes you a target. Young used ta, run the block, now I corner the market, 86 ya bullshit, then get smart, kid.”

Outkast: ATLIENS
cause, I’m cooler than a polar bear’s toenails, oh hell…

Dead Prez: Tallahasee days:
Yo, whoever said life was beautiful lied, this shit is hell

Notorious B.I.G : whats beef
Beef is when I see you, guaranteed to be in I.C.U

Tupac:Keep ya Head up
Baby don’t cry, you gotta keep your head up- even when the roda is hard never give up.

Salt N Peppa: None of your Business
Now who do you think you are
Puttin’ your cheap two cents in?
Don’t you got nothin’ to do
Than worry ‘bout my friends? Check it…
I can’t do nothin’, girl, without somebody buggin’
I used to think that it was me, but now I see it wasn’t
They told me to change, they called me names, and so I popped one
Opinion’s are like assholes and everybody’s got one

Kanye West: Gone:
Even your superficial raps is super official

Immortal Technique: Industrial Revolution
The bling-bling era was cute but it’s about to be done
I leave ya full of clipse like the moon blocking the sun
my metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch…
Like an escap tunnel in prison, I started from scratch

Immortal Technique: Reverse Pimpology
Look, most people are only players cause they got played
And have not, let go of that, shit since the 7th grade
Yeah you got your heart broke, life sucks, doesn’t it?
But you shouldn’t fuck up someone else’s life because of it
Someone did your mother like that, that’s why you fatherless
Before jail or racist cops, that’s what the problem is

Immortal Technique: Obnoxious:
I’d rather get fired, than quit-
I get unemployment you work
and we makin the same shit.

Nas: The World Is Yours:
‘m the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded
For murder raps, I kick my thoughts alone, get remanded
Born alone, die alone, no crew to keep my crown or throne
I’m deep by sound alone, caved inside in a thousand miles from home

Outkast: Da Art of Storytellin’ part 1
but in spite all of the bullshit we on our back starin at the stars above
talkin bout what we gonna be when we grow up
I said what you wanna be, she said, “Alive” (hmm)
It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes
I coulda died, time went on, I got grown
Rhyme got strong, mind got blown, I came back home
to find lil Sasha was gone
Her mamma said she with a nigga that be treatin her wrong

etcetcetcetc

@WillWorkForChocolate Ah, I used to love this song! :-)

[verse three]
Should of picked up an old girl that i know
That’s what i get for fucking with you young hoes
About to get an attitude, what’s hapenin’?
Baby how you actin’?
Let’s get it crackin’ (c’mon)
No?
well then bitch you got to go
I put her ass out, on imperial
Hoe slamed my door, next to texico
Kick my lexo, broke my window
Put out my indo
Jumped out and said “bitch are you crazy?”
Fucked around and got lazy
She jumped in my car, took off, now i’m stuck
And all i want to do was fuck
(damn….)

I had to stroll all day, I had to walk all night
i had a full tank of unleaded [repeat]

Ice Cube – Roll all day

Okay, the following is one of my favorite lines in a song, ever.. it’s just horrible, so I held off posting it. But to really understand it, you have to have lived through the 80’s, knowing how ‘bad-ass’ NWA was at the time, so when you listen to the song now, it’s just beyond hilarious. I have this song solely for humor purposes. I laugh every time it comes on, it’s just so silly and stupid..

Love to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
Went to her house to get her out of the pad
Dumb ho said something that made me mad
She said somethin’ that I couldn’t believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave
She started talkin’ shit, wouldn’t you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the ho
Her father jumped out and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talkin’ that trash we’ll pull your card
Knowin’ nothin’ in life but to be legit
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t said shit…

NWA – Boyz in the Hood

I believe that’s Eazy E not NWA, @MissAnthrope or am I mistaken?

even though he was a part of NWA

Yeah, it’s Easy E for sure and I know he was part of NWA. I have it listed as NWA on the track tags (I got the song from someone else and they labeled it), but it absolutely could be wrong. I am not exactly the biggest hardcore rap fan.

Well I’m sure someone in this thread would be able to confirm @MissAnthrope. I just remember someone have a Eazy E greatest hits album and I always listened to that song and gimmie dat nut, lol.

@MissAnthrope I’ve always preferred this version.

Pssshhh.. you’re such a whitey. ~

I bet you prefer the Gourds’ version of Gin & Juice, too.

OHHHHHH, That’s their name. I’ve been trying to figure that out for ages. thanks!

@MissAnthrope Hey! I resemble that remark!

But actually, I just like the Dynamite Hack version for its comedic value. The video itself is pure gold.

’‘I’m so crazy I’d piss a happy meal off’’-Nicky Minaj and Eminem

Flows for real, like a rap bitch should. Type takin’ niggaz out like they packaged goods. Rappers wanna contest, they buggin….. straight up and down, we run the underground like H Tubman….
-Rah Digga