Why is Chuck Norris not running for President?
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you do know that his tears cure cancer!!!????
because he’s chuck Norris not GOD, everyone thinks he’s so amazng because of all the cool things be did in movies but he’s just another actor in reality, enough of the stupid f****** jokes about about how incredible he is, I really don’t see why everyone thinks its so funny
@ stuff So you have to be God to run for President?
stuff12 you’d better hide Chuck is on fluther, all the time!
He doesn’t need to run for president, because the presidents always let Chuck run the country for them. Remember, this is a Chucktatorship!
Really???? People are seriously still with the whole chuck norris thing? That got old faster than LOLcats.
If he ran for President, it would be a conflict of interests if sorts. He couldn’t be our President and a member of our military at the same time (Delta Force)
Really though, those jokes were funny a couple of years ago.
Because he knows better than to get himself mixed up in that kind of mess.
And because he is Chuck Norris!
hahha! Mr. For vice! hahahha. What about McGyver?
Oh, damn don’t get me started.
as Spargett pointed out in the one of your other questions. Chuck is crazy (and not in a good way) would you really want a man like that as your president?
@uber- just watched that. Wow, I wished I wouldn’t have. Chuck just lost some PW-Lurve.
Yeah uberbatman, the time for religious psychos has come and gone.
see what you don’t understand is that that was not chuck…...that was one of his clones. That’s how he is going to live forever. He has many clones.
Well it seems like his core support is male 14 year olds and people that buy trinkets at Urban Outfitters that buy into this novelty/mockery of his terrible acting and b-rate, “has been” status.
Yeah, he’s going all the way.
People need to get over this “so bad, it’s good” mentality. It’s really not as funny as you think it is.
then why are you wasting your time typing? I think deep down you want chuck.
It’s okay I understand.
I just realized that was Chuck, and not Clint Eastwood, a fellow politician.
Wow so many people down on the Chuck Norris jokes….Yes they are old but so is “YO MOMMA” jokes. Just because it is old does not mean that it is not funny. Chuck Norris was a little more than just an actor. He is more like the Bruce Lee of the USA. He can kick ass for real and seems like a genuine guy who can sit back and even make fun of himself. Chuck Norris is an American icon which in my eyes makes him more powerful than a stupid president.
Because Kimbo Slicle would beat him up!
kimbo would have heart attack in the sheer sight of Chuck.
Yes, a new chuck! He ripped his sleeves off, he’s poised and ready to strike!
Because he’s really busy selling home gym equiptment in infomercials. Also standing behind some really old guy that’s actually running for president takes up a lot of time.
thank for answering. But again that was one of his clones again. Notice how none of them have beards.
A little know fact about Mike Huckabee is that he lost all his weight learning karate and working out on the Bowflex, not the Total Gym. He found out Chuck Norris wanted to run for President and challenged him to a match. The winner got to be the candidate. Huckabee kicked his ass and Chuck Norris is thinking of switching over to endorsing the Bowflex now.
That came outta no where…..
Just want to get the facts straight!!!! Mike Huckabee, now that he is not going to be President is going to make a movie called “Kick the Dragon Out”. It is about a woman who becomes President through fraud and corruption and then the country realizes she is a liar and a total freak. Huckabee leads the Delta Force that goes into the White House and kicks the dragon lady out of office and saves the country!
I tried to find this funny bro but ummm…...It might have worked if you would have not uesed Hucabee. What do you think?
The first one was funny. It went a little to far with the movie. You shoulda stopped there trainerboy.
@hairypalm, I started out with Steven Segal but it didn’t go anwhere.
@Randy…that is the nature of risk..sometimes we win, sometimes, we learn.
@peedub….true, he is not really making a movie.
But that is a smashing title: “Kick the Dragon Out”
@peedub.
I am glad you were referring to the movie. The part about the dragon lady might come true.
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