What to do about gas cramps?

Fart.

GasX works well.

Chug water til they’re gone. And GasX.

Find a private spot with a rug or pad. Get down on hands and knees. Now, lower chest, neck and head to the floor. That should leave you with your butt sticking up; you can expel gas very easily in this position.

Make sure that there are no hidden cameras nearby.

Hot Water. As hot as you can get it from the tap. In a restaurant, when I got a heartburn attack (also from gas, just higher up), I asked for a cup of hot water. The pain goes away in seconds and I went on to enjoy my meal. It’s worth a try.

In a slow, soft yet forceful clockwise motion, rub your belly with the ball of your hand until you feel better. Dont go counter-clockwise, or it could hurt worse.

I heard that gas-x works really good…jumping jacks also helps you loosen up a bit to pass gas too.