Do you have a story about spinach in your teeth and/or other food accessories?
In the men’s room this morning, I happened to look at my face in the mirror and I looked like Rudolph’s reindeer cousin, except instead of a red nose, I had a white one. I swiped at it with a finger and it began to flake off. I think I’d gotten a little too familiar with the confectioners sugar on my jelly donut!
Then I began thinking—had I passed anyone in the hallway on my way to the bathroom? If I had, would any of them have said anything? Indeed, would anyone say anything, or could I have walked through the day looking like a Powder Puff Girl?
Do you have any outrageous examples of food accessorization?