What are some song titles you recall that are weird/unusual or even funny?

“I’ve Got Tears in My Ears from Crying on My back Over You.” Always loved the title of that old country song.

This one among many others by him.
It’s my favorite FZ song btw

I googled some! I bolded my favorites. >:3

You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

*I Thought She Was Out Jogging,
But She Was Running Around On Me*

If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me Not Calling You Up

Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure

If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?

I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning)

Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

*There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms
to Hold All My Lovin’ for You*

C’mon Down off the Stove, Granny,
You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin’ My Spurs

Don’t Run Through The Screen Door Honey
You’ll Only Strain Yourself

From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love

I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life

Peekin’ Through the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

Since You Bought The Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

Trippin’ on a hole in a paper heart – STP

“Hey Man” Bo Diddley.

“Your wife is so ugly, she looks like shes been hit with an ugly stick”

Also, the 45 rpm cover of Ferlin Huskys song Gone. all it shows is an open toilet.

Jesus built my hotrod by Ministry

Buzz Buzz a-Diddlelit
Sh-Boom

Tip Toe Through The Tulips.

Her Name Is Ram Alam A Ding Dong

My Dingaling….Chuck Berry.

Youth Culture Killed my Dog by They Might Be Giants

‘Why does it hurt when i pee?’ Frank Zappa

Good Ol’ Fashion Nightmare—Matt & Kim

Hoagy Carmichael’s
“I’m a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin’ Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues” in 1943.

“How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away” by Dan Hicks.

“There’s No Lights On The Christmas Tree Mother, They’re Burning Big Louie tonight.”
Alex Harvey Band

“Alcoholics Unanimous” by Sore Throat

What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party by the Beatles
Tie me Kangaroo down sport
Drop Kick Me Jesus Thru the Goal Posts of Life

My brother’s band has a song called Sharks Eat Cancer, which came from a very silly conversation we once had about not so silly stuff (end of the world and such).

My boyfriend and I consider the song “I’m Like a Lawyer with the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)” by Fall Out Boy to be “our song” and that’s a pretty odd title. We usually just call it “I’m Like a Lawyer…”.

Bloodhound Gang – A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying

Chronomentrophobia by Outkast

First two that come to mind: totally random but hey…..

If By Gay You Mean Totally Freaking Awesome, Then Yeah I Guess It’s Pretty Gay-Des Ark

Fuck and Run – Liz Phair

Not only is Will Cuppy’s title funny, The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody is hilarious reading and also chock full of historical fact. It’s old as the hills now, but it is still a ton of fun to read.

Illinois Enema Bandit ~ Zappa

Gary’s Got A Boner

Salamander
Jethro Tull.

oooooh yeah.

Toads of the Short Forest by Frank Zappa

“Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off” by Joe Nichols
“Hello Mr. Heartache” by the Dixie Chicks

“George Square Thatcher Death Party” by Mogwai

“Picasso Visits the Planet of the Apes” – Adam and the Ants