What can a person do when they're bored?

It’s really simple, actually. I’m bored to death, I have NO idea what to do? Help?

Plus: Don’t suggest going out, because I can’t at the moment.
Don’t suggest Facebook/Twitter because it isn’t working.
Not fluther, because I’m already on it.
Not games; Not really into them..

I need like things to search, real-life activities to do, anything I can waste my time with, I also like Gossip shit or like girl shit, so any ideas what I can research ?
(It’s night-time so I can’t do any morning activities.)
Thank you. <3