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What Jellies would you like to have as parents (if you could choose)?

Asked by jonsblond (43668points) February 26th, 2011

A mom and dad, two daddies, two mommies, two mommies and a dad.

It’s your choice. lucky you

How would you envision your life with these lucky Jellies you chose.

Me? Probably whatthefluther and sccrowell. I would have a life of love, laughter and adventure! :)

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gailcalled's avatar

Marinelife, Jeruba, Janbb, Augustlan, Jillthetooth, and at least a dozen daughters (who know who they are.) vv

chyna's avatar

Gailcalled would be my mom.

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Kayak8's avatar

I would go for Zen de Jour and Dominicx for parents . . . .

ETpro's avatar

Shucks. There’s nobody here old enough to qualify.

dreamer31's avatar

I am such a newbie, but I would choose Jeruba-mom, blueiznh—dad plus Kardamom-mom and have a few brother and sister jellies the ones I follow and a few more.

I imagine that these jelly parents would be accepting and honest as they encouraged me to follow my dreams to become a mermaid!

Vunessuh's avatar

When I visited Lucille last summer, we walked around telling people we were related, even though I’m sure most people assumed because of our dark hair and huge knockers. She’s already like family so I choose her!

OpryLeigh's avatar

@JillTheTooth and @Janbb

Kayak8's avatar

I love that so many of us are picking same-sex parents!

downtide's avatar

I don’t think there are any jellies old enough to be my parents.

jonsblond's avatar

@downtide and @ETpro Don’t worry about age. We’re just playing here. =)

Seelix's avatar

I think I’d go with Jillthetooth and Wundayatta as my parents. Kardamom, Jeruba, Chyna and Janbb would all be my favourite aunts.
Sisters or cousins: Noelleptc, Neffie and Leanne.

cookieman's avatar

mom: @gailcalled
uncle: @whatthefluther
aunts: @marinelife, @janbb
sisters: @jonsblond, @chyna

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Seaofclouds's avatar

Augustlan, Jillthetooth, Wundayatta, and Zen.

ETpro's avatar

@jonsblond I am so incredibly flattered. Thank you. I was absolutely certain when this question was asked that I stood about as much chance getting selected as I did winning an Oscar tonight—without being nominated..

wilma's avatar

I would choose @ChocolateReigns for a daughter.

Seelix's avatar

I’d like to add that Ucme would be the crazy uncle.

wilma's avatar

@Seelix he would be my crazy brother-in-law.
Fun times at family get-togethers!

cookieman's avatar

Can I have two moms? If so, I’d like to add @Jeruba to my original choice of @gailcalled.

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JmacOroni's avatar

I want three mommies. @JillTheTooth, @augustlan and @Coloma.
@Seelix, that made me smile really big. :)

Seelix's avatar

@JmacOroni – :O I had no idea that was you!

JmacOroni's avatar

Technically it isn’t me. It is my husband’s account. I’m just borrowing it. ;)

Seelix's avatar

Ahh. Gotcha :)

Ladymia69's avatar

I don’t want no parents, this is a girl’s dormitory! With @Blueroses, @Vunessuh , and @JmacOroni as my roomies!

@Jillthetooth and @augustlan would be the dorm supervisors (but not the bitchy kind – the kind that sneak in and party with us after all the other tattletale girls go to sleep). And @bob_ as the boy from across the way who sneaks in to party with us (platonically of course!)!

Vunessuh's avatar

@ladymia69 Add my lovah, Symbeline, and I’m ready to go!

Ladymia69's avatar

@Vunessuh bring her over!

Blueroses's avatar

@ladymia69 Rock it, sis! Best scenario. Ever!

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bob_'s avatar

Platonic, my ass. If you girls ever want a cup of sugar, you’re gonna have to earn it.

Blueroses's avatar

Imma totally decorating the dorm room.
and my sistahs, you know the password.
bob_ still gets a freebie

Blueroses's avatar

I would add lucillelucillelucille, Willworkforchocolate and MissAnthrope and @noelleptc to the dorm room also Augustlan. And YarnLady would be the house mother. A few boys would be the frat across the quad who can sneak in…

jonsblond's avatar

I’m thinking asmonet and fiddle would make great parents too. Seriously, who would be so lucky!

Sorry for leaving out the single parents in the details of the Q. One jelly would be more than enough to raise an intelligent, thoughtful, humorous/sarcastic child.

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

Single Parent: Augustlan. :-)

seazen's avatar

I’d pick Jeruba to be my Lover mother.

Berserker's avatar

I want @Vunessuh as my mom who would tuck me in and sexually abuse me. :D

seazen's avatar

Sexual abuse gets all the lurve here.

Berserker's avatar

How freaky. :D

seazen's avatar

Typical. Fluther.

Blueroses's avatar

Damn. Again I was absent and missed all the abuse.
I’d accept @seazen as house dad and Cruiser as frat bro.

seazen's avatar

I’d rather be frat dad.

MilkyWay's avatar

haha, don’t know how i missed this… here goes…
Cruiser as my dad and Augustlan as my mum… all the rest can be my cousins/uncles/aunts.
: D

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

I’d have to go with @MRSHINYSHOES and @jonsblond. The best parenting duo I can fathom. :-P

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