Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 10!

TJBM cannot believe this thread has 4,379 posts. Will we make it to 5,000:)

True! And I am sure we will make it to 5k and beyond.

TJBM Had a lunch item for breakfast.

False! I had Cheerios for breakfast.
TJBM wears a wig on the weekends.

True, I mean No! False! No one should know that.

TJBM is excited to begin chapter 10 of this great saga!

True, but I need to find chapters 1–9!
TJBM had egg on her/his face!

At one time or another – yes, metaphorically and literally I’m sure.
TJBM can remember when “Thriller” was first released on the radio.

False, I am too young

TJBM has discovered a food that they didn’t like before is actually really good.

True. I always hated mayonaise for some reason and these days I seem to be adding it to almost everything lol :-)

TJBM did some baking today…....
(I made a lasange from scratch and a rhubarb crumble too as a surprise for hubby getting home. I’ll pay for it tomorrow with achey joints but it was worth it, am feeling kinda chuffed right now lol :-) huggles honeys xx

False. Not much of a baker, except for breads.

TJBM has driven over 85 miles per hour in a car before.

Yes. And that was just in the driveway.

TJBM simply can’t make it through a day without licking a toad.

No problem There.

Below me is someone obviously smarter than me.

True.

TJBM had an intense dream last night.

True

TJBM is getting ready to go for a walk, at least while the weather is nice.

False, as the weather isn’t nice here and I have to work
TJBM has a flag in their view.

Whoah…. How did you know? I am looking at a shadow box with a flag in it amongst other treasures.

TJBM will be doing something unpleasant today so someone else doesn’t have to.

False, at least not yet.

TJBM got less than 6 hours of sleep last night.

True, went to bed at 2am and woke up at 5:40am >_<
TJBM likes to party.

Not really.

TJBM has not had chicken pox.

False. I didn’t catch it till I was in my early 20’s though… ick. Nasty. It’s true, its better to have these things when you’re young I think.

TJBM likes to be left alone with their thoughts sometimes…..

True
TJBM thinks that Scott walker is headed in the wrong direction with his ‘budget’.

True.

TJBM I typing really quick so the jelly that is currently writing doesn’t post their response before them!

False. Nobody is typing.

TJBM has a pet in the room with them.

False, can’t bring pets to work.

TJBM is eagerly waiting for a package to arrive.

False, My packages were already delivered by my mailman Chris today.
TJBM has a bad cold.

False

TJBM is watching daytime talk shows like Jerry Springer

False and I rarely ever do.

TJBM has heard a weird story today.

False, I just woke up. TJBM currently has to pee but is putting it off in favor of Fluthering.

False i no have to go.
TJBM is desperately seeking Spring weather.

False! It’s Springtime in the Rockies (for now)
TJBM has sequins on her/his sneakers and rhinestones on the bluejeans.

FALSE no way.
TJBM is reading a great book right now & wants to tell us all about it.

True. I don’t want to talk too much about it right now though, it’s the first book in the Discworld series, and as some of you may know, there’s a lot going on at once in these books.
TJBM Wants to get some chinese for dinner

@Prosb True! eery, how didja know that?!
TJBM is part Asian.

False… Bohemian/Norwegian.

TJBM is looking forward to time alone.

False! Already had it today. It was nice, just pick up my guitar and strum away.

TJBM needs some work done on the car.

False, i has no car of my own. Husband has family car at work & it is doing well-thankfully!

TJBM had his/her wisdom teeth removed.

true/false. I have had two of them removed and still have two oddly enough which explains why I’m only half daft I suppose :-)

TJBM loves Ikea :-)

True. but I hardly ever get to go there
TJBM has a Prime Membership with Amazon.

False.

TJBM sometimes lives in their own world (like Charlie Sheen).

While I Like my imagination False.

TJBM watches The Big Bang Theory

True. Hilarious show!

TJBM does their banking online.

YES, Yes, YES
TJBM lets their phone roll to voicemail most of the time

TRUE.
TJBM pays all of their bills on time.

True.

TJBM likes to play with fire.

True, but I think on some level this is true for all people =D
TJBM enjoys board games

True, love board games.
TJBM doesn’t like donuts.

False, love donuts, just not usually in the mood for them
TJBM has had a favorite cereal since they were 5

False.
TJBM didn’t know it was already March.

True. Ever since I read “Julius Caesar, I have really hated March (what with The Ides and all) and tried to ignore it.
TJBM has already masturbated today.

False, but if I was going to today, I think you making that prediction has made me want to hold off on it for a few days. O.O”
TJBM has eaten some kind of cheese at least 3 different times in the last 2 days

True!

TJBM is easily distracted.

False.

TJBM loves the show F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

True, kinda. Used to love watching friends (had a crush on Ross lol)

TJBM wishes they were good with languages….

True, I flunked both italian and spanish in high school unfortunately, and had to go to a community college in my senior year to take a sign language course. Funny enough, I enjoyed and understood sign language MUCH more than the spoken language classes.
TJBM enjoys talking with strangers

False, I usually try to avoid those type of conversations.

TJBM runs on caffeine.

False.

TJBM loves all things gothic….

False!!!
TJBM has seen the movie The Notebook.

True!!!....It made me cry like a little girl:(
TJBM loves to sing in the shower.

Depends….Mostly false.
TJBM has a dog.

True, her name is Jade and she loves her stuffies, blankies, walkies with Daddy, and cuddles with her mummy :-)

TJBM, like Garfield the cartoon cat, loves lasange :-)

True.

TJBM reads the Sunday comics.

No, if I am lucky I will read the NY Times Magazine. The NY Times has no comics.

TJBM hates his/her job.

False. I’m a SAHM & I homeschool my son.
TJBM has a long commute.

Wrong; I’m retired.

TJBM has a terrible temper.

Depends.
TBJM has a smartphone

True. I think-I’m electronically unaware…I have a BB. Is that a smartphone?! I have a “geek” for this reason ;)
TJBM is an iphone addict.

Guilty.

TJBM Is daydreaming.

Not daydreaming, scheming

TJBM is on a diet

False. I eat healthy foods always.
TJBM has socks on.

True! They have multicoloured elephants on them too :-)
TJBM’s loves bubble baths.

True so true!
TJBM Prefers showers to baths.

True, they take less time, and waste less water
TJBM likes chocolate a little too much

True! I may have a mini stash of chocolate in my bag as I type!
TJBM hates Mondays

True Not for “normal” reasons though—it’s a big transition day for my son…not good
TJBM Loves Spring Flowers.

False,he likes summer flowers!
TJBM needs to go to the washroom pretty desperately.

Nope. Falso…speaking of Italian,
TJBM has visited Italy, or speaks Italian

I wish False but I can understand it some
TJBM is reading this on an old desktop computer.

False, thankfully
TJBM likes taking walks in the rain

True. especially when there is that fresh “rain” smell. besides, I love to garden
TJBM plants his/her own veggie garden.

False, I don’t have the patience for it. Although whoever lived in this house before me did
TJBM likes to go bowling

True!...I actually play pretty good for a girl ;)
TJBM likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

I like the rain, but am to young to drink a Pina Colada. Love the song reference, though.
TJBM likes their martini shaken, not stirred.

False, I don’t drink >.<
TJBM takes their coffee black

False, light and sweet- 3 sugars and reg creamer no flavor please

TJBM woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning….

True, I am so grumpy today! Well, my mood has improved.

TJBM is already looking for the weekend and has wonderful plans.

Yes, it’s my birthday weekend!
TJBM is already making vacation plans for this summer.

Happy Early Birthday!

True! I just booked the rooms, we’re leaving the country!

TJBM wants a cheese pizza.

True, I’m hungry I haven’t eaten yet today

TJBM is ready to drag themselves to bed. I am

True. 2 hours of sleep will do that to you.

TJBM dishes out large portions of food for themselves, then only eats a third.

False. I take small portions and then, if I want, go back for more.

TJBM drives way too fast.

True. My car doesn’t go under 80 on the interstate and fumes when there is a traffic jam.
TJBM washed their car today.

False, I’m to tired to care. I’ll just put it on my fiancée’s honey do list.

TJBM is using the nice weather to start setting up their garden.

True (ish)

I am awaiting the end of the month to prune back all my crazy exotic grasses and bamboos and start thinking flowers again!

TJBM needs to take a shower

nope. all set for this evening
TJBM is sipping their fav drink now

True, sipping on a Pepsi Max…don’t tell anyone though.

TJBM is dancing in their seat.

False, but it was very tempting.

TJBM lives with five creatures. (Humans count.)

Close but false. I live with 4. 2 cats and 2 geese.
But.. my neigh-bors consist of 4 sheep, 3 mini-donkeys, 2 mules a draft horse and a Llama.
I am surrounded by multiple species. lol

TJBM has a memory foam mattress. Oh yeah, my beloved bed here I come.

Not so you’d notice it. It was only about 1½ inches to begin with, and it’s shrunk right down so it’s now flat.

TJBM likes to swim and has a collection of swimsuits.

False. I don’t hate swimming, but I’m not a huge fan. and only own one swimsuit.
TJBM is eating a banana.

No, just Rolaids

TJBM has natural enemies as pets. [dog/cat, dog/rabbit, cat/mouse, cat/fish, etc]

Not really/sort of. Dog/fingers. She is a gentle sweetie, and likes to play shark with fingers under a blanket. She never bites hard though. It goes against everything a dog trainer says to do, but she’s my daughter’s dog, and so far we’ve not had problems.

TJBM is eating…AGAIN!

False. Just poured my 1st cup of coffee and am trying to integrate into the world again at 5:20 a.m. :-/

TJBM likes Banana tootsie pops

False. I’m not fond of tootsie anything. Except maybe my hubby..he’s kinda tootsie..

TJBM is in a hotel room away from home seeking something familiar.

False. Sitting at my laptop in my living room in front of the window and it is just now sunrise.

TJBM has a cast iron stomach, can eat anything, anytime, spaghetti for breakfast.

I think that’s fairly true. I actually don’t really like breakfast foods and end up eating crazy leftover combos, for the most part. Used to drive my mom crazy….
TJBM has a tie-dye shirt or two. Maybe some socks?

False, own nothing tie-dye

TJBM has platform shoes.

Not since about 1977 lol

TJBM has recently gotten a high maintainence haircut. what was I thinkin’

NAH. Wash and wear.
TJBM knows when the daylight saving time change in March is happening

False. Oh yeah, it’s coming…:-)

TJBM has been to Bryce/Zion parks in Utah

False.

TJBM is wearing jeans.

True, jeans are great
TJBM is supposed to meet someone today, that they haven’t seen in at least a week

False. Did that yesterday. haha

TJBM needs to go to the bathroom

False, Im good for a couple of hours I think

TJBM is waiting anxiously for the end of the work day

nah. just another day waiting for the on call week to be over
TJBM can touch their nose with the tip of their tongue

False.

TJBM is wearing a watch.

False. I hate watches. Besides, does anyone really know what time it is, does anyone really care…..lol

TJBM is a creative personality that is experiencing a block of some sort right now

True. I feel like I should be writing, but I can’t seem to settle long enough right now :-(

TJBM is enjoying a day off…..

I wish. I am cleaning up the morning chaos then going to the studio to work on non-fun business.

TJBM Is looking forward to the Apple announcement today.

Yes, if it’s that Steve Jobs is moving in with Charlie Sheen.
No if it’s about the iPadII, yawn
TJBM is already craving lunch

True!

TJBM has tiger blood running through their veins.

I’ll eat you for lunch.
TJBM has fits of hysterical pregnancy.

False, I have 3 kids that throw hysterical fits at times

TJBM is trying to hide Fluther from the boss…

True.

TJBM has been caught using Fluther at work.

Nope.

TJBM can play a musical instrument.

True. I play hand drums and a bit of piano.
I have a Djembe, Burkina faso Bendre, Congas, Celtic & Navaho drums.
I like to drink wine and play on my deck to the farm animals. My goose LOVES me to sing to him while I super impose his name into Shaggys rendition of ‘Angel.’ lol

TJBM has children

Yes- four of them. Also 2 dogs, 2 fish, 2 rabbits and a hermit crab named “Bob”.

TJBM has not seen the 2005 version of Doctor Who and has no idea of the awesomeness they are missing.

True.

TJBM plans to move this year.

False. I haven’t even lived in my place for a year.

TJBM is thinking about getting a new pet

False. Did that last spring/summer. My 2 new cats. Love dem kitties! :-)

TJBM is craving Italian food

ALWAYS! being half italian, of course
TJBM is going to make stuffed peppers for dinner now too!

I wish I knew how and had the proper ingredients then I definitely would, Yummy!

TJBM is a perfectionist

only with making stuffed peppers! easy to make…let me know and i will give you the recipe.
TJBM thinks it feels like Friday.

False. Feels like Wednesday.

TJBM was once involved in a food fight.

True! It was fun, too
TJBM has won a thumb war.

Probably at one point or another. @blueiiznh I would love the recipe

TJBM has been to Florida

False.

TJBM lifts weights routinely.

True.
TJBM works out daily

False.
I have gone soft the last few years after years of being in great shape.
I did just buy new cross trainers, but, the most exercise I have been getting lately is yard work and push ups in my hot tub. I’ve earned a rest, I’m 50 now, fuck it! haha

TJBM is waiting on that stuffed pepper recipe from ol Blue. ;-)

not me :D
TJBM love the art of cooking

False. Currently I love the art of take out i has bad cold
TJBM will make reservations for tonight.

False. Tonight we’re having baked potato with tuna, mayonaise and finely chopped onion. yuuuuuuuummmmmm :-)

TJBM is looking forward to a planned outdoor concert/gig….

@SpatzieLover <feel better hugs> xx

False.

TJBM has a strange fact they would like to share with us.

True, did you know that the lyrebird can mimic any noise

TJBM is amazed that, that’s possible

True, but I happened to already know that fact. Do you also look at omg facts? (My fact was going to be: The longest movie ever made was The Cure for Insomnia, lasting 5220 minutes)
TJBM believes in karma

True.

TJBM found something interesting in the sand of a beach before.

False. I have only LOST things in the sand. lol

TJBM has a colorful exterior paint job on their house.

False. I live in a townhouse, so I can’t paint it myself.

TJBM will not be getting the iPad 2.

True. tablets r worthless to me
TJBM is in need of a mani/pedi right now.

Mmmm. False.
Close to pedicure weather again, I usually don’t have them in winter. It’s the summer sandal scene for me mostly.

TJBM can hear a barking dog right now

True. —-we’re watching “Up” right now ;) Squirrel!
TJBM likes animated movies.

True. Who doesn’t?

TJBM witnessed something ironic today.

YES.

TBJM loves classical music.

True I do.

TJBM has a DVD box set of their favorite show.

True several in fact
TJBM would like a nice massage now after their stressful day.

Yeah! My shoulders carry all my tension, and it doesn’t help that I’m all slouch-y from reading/studying/typing all day. Argh.
TJBM likes to eat Greek yogurt instead of that freaky stuff they give to kids in a tube, that tastes like cotton candy. It’s called Go-gurt, or something?

True, go-gurt is gross

TJBM is getting kids ready for bed

True, they’re jumping into pajamas as we speak!

The jelly below me refuses to wear pajamas.

False. I love my jammies…Sunday is Jammie day at our house. Our son may wear them all day if he prefers.

TJBM wears socks to bed.

True for winter time.

TJBM had pork chops for dinner tonight.

False. I have been grazing all day, so no formal dinner here tonight.
Yogurt and granola bars.

TJBM is trying to watch a movie they just can’t quite get into.

False, but I know that feelings, it’s awfully frustrating. Especially when I keep realizing that I’m watching a movie, so my vision keeps including the rest of the room again.
TJBM reads in their bed before they go to sleep.

True. I will do that pretty soon if I can stop coughing/barking like a seal.

TJBM sleeps with a sound machine on.

False—or maybe true. My wife can’t sleep without the radio on NPR, but usually it’s so low that I can’t hear it over my tinnitis.

TJBM likes accordion music.

True how did you know?
TJBM likes bagpipe music.

True, especially in a band with drums!

TJBM has a jelly-belly!

Yup, and “the dear doctor” keeps hinting about it.

TJBM was a thespian in high school or college.

False, I was way too quiet and shy.

TJBM has horrendous flatulence at the moment.

Naw—that was just a frog croakin’.
TJBM has a fabulous collection of road kill in his freezer.

ARRRGGGG!!!! NO!!! False.

TJBM loves to debate…..

True, if there’s a purpose to it; not just for the sake of debate.

TJBM did not sleep well last night

TRUE, I never sleep well

TJBM hasn’t had breakfast this morning.

True. I am hungry too.

TJBM had an odd dream last night part of which they would like to come true.

True. I think it was odd, but I don’t remember the details so I don’t know if I want it to come true or not:(

TJBM has a clock that chimes on the hour, on the half hour, and on the quarter past and quarter to hour.

False, that would annoy the hell out of me.

TJBM likes cheese doodles.

True true true!

TJBM is having an internal debate with him/her self about whether or not to cut his/her hair.

False. I always keep my hair no shorter than a certain length (just below shoulder blades). I have had it short before and hated it so I stick with long.

TJBM had some bad news at work today.

False.

TJBM likes bean burritos.

I like burritos, but not strictly with beans in it.

TJBM is a huge Apple fanboy/girl

True. I am fascinated by Apple products and how they are now spanning generations in appeal.

TJBM is going to do something nice for someone today.

True/false
I did something nice for my daughter yesterday, I bought her an aquarium she has been wanting for her apartment. It is a really cool hexagon shape and she is having fun setting it up. :-D

TJBM has had a bird poo on their head. I got nailed by a seagull once, like a bottle of mustard got dumped on my head. lol

True. I was only about 10 years old and nearly cried. It was horrible.

TJBM has had a WWT (walking while texting) accident before.

False but I’ve witnessed someone else do this and it was hilarious.

TJBM reads at least 3 books a month even though he or she doesn’t own a library card.

False. Wish I did read more often, though.

TJBM is winning.

Nope- every day I fall further behind. But I refuse to quit.

TJBM avoided a task today that they know they should have gotten out of the way.

False.
I don’t hold myself to rigid routines, it all gets done and nothing is that important, except maybe getting the bills out on time. the last 2 are going out today. ;-)

TJBM has a birthmark somewhere on their body

True.

TJBM has a mole somewhere on their body.

True. Several small ones.

TJBM owns a smart phone, laptop, and a flat screen television.

false (although it is touch screen), true (although it’s dead and I now have a notebook) and false (although I would reeeally like one!!)
TJBM has a curry every friday.

False.

TJBM has a furry every Friday.

I don’t know what a furry is, so I don’t think so.

TJBM feels great today

False, stupid cough…

TJBM felt great yesterday.

False, had a bad second half of my day yesterday. Today seems slightly better so far =D
TJBM likes orange-pineapple juice

True. I juice every day!
TJBM Likes to use their food processor

True, just used it yesterday actually!

TJBM likes to use their water purifier.

True, even though my area has great quality tap water I use a PUR filter

TJBM prefers that someone else do the yard work

False. I love to do all sorts of gardening and landscape work all on my own.
TJBM can see lawn in their area today.

True, the snow has melted away (for now)
TJBM’s favorite movie was released over 20 years ago

False.

TJBM prefers Captain America over Thor.

I don’t know who they are, so…..............

TJBM prefers Captain America over Thor

True!

TJBM has recently answered their own question.

False (I’d prefer Thor personally)
TJBM found something they lost recently

True. About 20 lbs.
Lost it and found it again. hahaha

TJBM is not feeling well today

True, like I said earlier I have an annoying cough going on.

TJBM likes to do random dance movements.

Absolutely true, I am a dancer and have some moves that are all mine. :)

TJBM prefers to dance in private

True. Or not at all even. Not only can white men not jump, some of them don’t have any rhythm either, like me.

TJBM has had a speeding ticket within the last 2 years.

FALSE,, I don’t drive…
TJBM has sneakers on his feet…

False, I am wearing satin slippers at the moment

TJBM has an ingrown toenail.

False. Ewww, feet…foot fetishes could NEVER be my thing. lol

TJBM bleaches their teeth

False.

TJBM is cooking something special for dinner or breakfast.

Well, I’m going to bake a brownie mix, which is special since I don’t eat them that often. It’s not for a special reason though; I just want chocolate.
TJBM has a computer keyboard for a different language (like Arabic, Chinese, etc).

False, mine is just back-lit so I can turn the lights off. Everyone in my house likes most of the lights off at night, gives the rooms a different look.
TJBM is communicating with a friend by some means.

True. We are texting at the moment.

TJBM has traveled outside the United States at some point and specifically to somewhere in Europe.

True, I’ve been to many European countries.

TJBM lives in the NE USA

False. California girl here. Foothills of the western slope of the Sierra Nevadas

TJBM is a salsa addict

I can’t say true and I can’t say false. I really do like salsa.

TJBM sometimes like to eat cereal or ice cream out of it container
—I don’t do it all the time. Though I eat the cereal out if the box because there’s no milk—

False. I would if I had to though.

TJBM scrapbooks.

False. Never got into it. my hobbies are writing, gardening and fluthering. lol

TJBM loves eggs benedict

False- I’ve never had eggs benedict! Shame on me!

The jelly below me is secretly terrified of spiders.

False, not secretly and only if it is bigger than the diameter of a golf ball.

TJBM has a secret hobby.

Hmmm…does singing to my goose qualify. Goose serenades, all that’s missing is a violin.

TJBM is excited about something right now

True, I’m excited to go home a little early today.

TJBM has a date in the near future.

True. A really big date in fact. A very good friend from high school I haven’t seen in over 20 years.

TJBM prefers fruit juices over soft drinks and home cooking over restaurant food.

False then true

TJBM cried when Fluther went down today.

FALSE, I didn’t even know fluther went down . . .
TJBM loves fluther very much.

I’m luke warm about it. And I run hot and cold too. It fits.

TJBM sneaked several sweets today. Did anyone notice? Maybe not, but your waist did. I’m certain mine did.

TRUE , I did have some sweets.. but it never makes a difference to my waist anyway.
TJBM has anger control problems…

I don’t think I do. Sure, I get angry, but I don’t turn into the Hulk and break things. I’m actually one of those people who cries when she gets mad, and it’s really embarrassing, because it’s one of those things that happens of its own accord.
TJBM has cried while watching Bambi before.

true! I bet you know which scene..
TJBM loves watching T.V

False. My TV had been on twice to watch the news since the end of Football season. I would not have cable if I were the only one to consider.

TJBM lost some cash recently

I’m always squirreling it away somewhere, but it always shows up sooner or later.

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TJBM was waiting for someone to put something to respond to, after snowberry put a slight delay on the flow. =D

oops. Forgot to finish. TJBM was Prosb. There!
and to finish up properly, TJBM is glad they aren’t an air head!

LOL! TRUE. But sometimes I wonder….

TJBM is waiting patiently to dye Easter Eggs.

False.

TJBM is trying to rest.
I am and my phone won’t stop vibrating across the table. Nobody ever wants to speak to me until I’m trying to relax

False. I should but the wee hours of the morning are so deliciously private

TJBM gets turned on by foreign accents.

False, but voices are very important

TJBM never uses ketchup

True, I hate it.

TJBM likes the show Glee

False. Seriously…. False.

TJBM needs to water a plant.

False. More rain on the way to do the watering for me.

TJBM knows what kind of flower is in my avatar

True. Iceland Poppy.

TJBM saw a wild animal this morning.

True- my husband before his coffee and shower. :P

The jelly below me thinks southerners fry too many things. (BTW, you haven’t truly lived til you’ve tried fried pickles and a fried twinkie… just sayin’.)

True. I can’t eat fried foods

TJBM is a pickle lover I hate it when pickle juice gets on my food =P

True.
Sweet, sour, bread & butter, relish…yep, I like pickles and almost everything pickled, except beets. Gag!

TJBM is still in their PJ’s right now

Of course

TJBM is going to buy a new book today.

False! I can’t go anywhere today.

TJBM is afraid of toads.

Nope, don’t mind amphibians. It’s the serpents that’ll get you.

TJBM has gone skinny dipping in the ocean.

False. But plenty of times in lakes, rivers and pools.

TJBM is starving right now but can’t think of anything that sounds good Don’t you HATE that? lol

False. I am in fact starving but I do know what I am going to eat. Eggplant parmesan!

TJBM is very clumsy.

True, face-planting out of the back of a pick-up and then right after leaving a friend’s house later that night is a prime example. (No I hadn’t even had one drink, so don’t bother =D)
TJBM has had someone back out of a fist fight with them that the other person started.

Very true. And the person who backed out was a man!

TJBM does not like fruit.

False! I eat it all the time, and love it so. All kinds, and whatnot. My most recent favorite fruit has been pears. They’re so good.
TJBM does not like Greek yogurt (which tastes really good with fresh fruit on top, FYI).

Actually I think it’s great.

TJBM works in managment

True. I manage myself. lol

TJBM hits the snooze alarm at least 3 times before getting up

False, usually I wake up just a split second before the alarm. There’s some subtle “it’s about to blow” cue.

TJBM believes s/he can jump higher and run faster in a brand new pair of shoes

False. I wear flip flops all day, every day.

TJBM has been on 3 different continents.

True…actually more… Asia, Europe, N.America, S.America, Africa..those are all continents, right? Been to all of those in just the past 18 months..

TJBM wants to buy my enormous stash of Girl Scout cookies. Free shipping!!

False. I’m on a diet :(

TJBM likes to listen to opera

True. Going to see La Boheme (again) next week

TJBM has seen one 3D movie that justifies the ticket surcharge

False. I never really go to see 3D movies. Ahhh, I performed La Boheme twice when I was 15. Best time of my life!

TJBM has a relative that they think is absolutely beyond crazy.

True, that sounds like my family as a whole. My Grandma has us all beat though.
TJBM is a picky eater.

False.
If I were an animal I’d be a horse.
Not that I look like one or weigh as much as one, but..I can EAT like one! I have to be REALLY sick to ‘go off my feed.’ lol

TJBM is enjoying a mellow day

Mellow, yes. Enjoying as much as I thought I would… not so much.

TJBM believes there are more than 3 motivations for human behavior.

87 to be exact

TJBM is hoping for a romantic evening.

Romantic? Probably not. We (or rather the family) is watching The Mummy Returns. I can tolerate it if I dilute the action with fluther or some other equally inane activity. I hate shows like that.

TJBM has lots of work to do that they are putting off.

False. I am proud to say I have finished most of my work! Huzzah!

TJBM is vegetarian

False

TJBM is drinking a soda and eating a snack

True …and I’m also vegetarian :)

TJBM shovelled snow today.

False. No snow here! @PluckyDog I’m a veggie too!

TJBM likes to randomly dance around the house when nobody is around.

True, but it doesn’t matter if people are around.

TJBM Loves watching anime

False. It drives me nuts!

TJBM needs to dye his/her hair.

False. I just shaved my head the day before yesterday. I do bald very well.

TJBM has a family member, relative, or friend that has served in the military at some point.

True. My spouse was a Commander in the Navy, my nephew is in Afghanistan.

TJBM would love to be in a hot tub right now with a beer or glass of wine.

Absolutely positively true. I

TJBM is lactose intolerant.

FALSE, love milk and most things made from it

TJBM finds this thread addictive

Yes

TJBM has a life threatening allergy.

FALSE, I don’t think I’m allergic to anything…
TJBM doesn’t dream at night

TRUE, wish I did

TJBM has secrets they have never told anyone, ever

true, I’v got lots
TJBM has a cat

True. 5 of them actually.

TJBM believes that some elements of the Patriot Act are unconstitutional.

huh, what? ummm ( panic!!) um , FALSE! I mean true! I mean… I DUNNO!
TJBM doesn’t like being confused

TRUE, but I have found I am only confused when others are not clear

TJBM believes dogs are better than cats

false. even though I like dogs, I like cats better because they are more cleaner.
TJBM has a good sense of humour…

TRUE I’m still laughing at the previous answer.

TJBM ‘s car/truck/SUV is overdue for an oil change

FALSE… I DON’T DRIVE
TJBM loves eating out

False. I love to cook for myself and others.

TJBM has never gotten high before.

True. Never had the desire—I’m happy with me.

TJBM needs to shower,,,,yeah,,,I noticed

False. I just took one!

TJBM has a tattoo.

FALSE never got one, never wanted one

TJBM wishes they could do it all over again

Oh yes I do.

TJBM knows more than one language.

TRUE seven

TJBM is under-appreciated,

True. I believe I am not appreciated as much as I should be. Hey! I know seven languages as well.

TJBM drinks too much soda.

SO TRUE, do you know me?

TJBM has a lack-luster love life

True.
But that’s okay, I’m choosing ‘men-o-pause.’
I like taking long pauses between men, maybe this time will be a record breaker. lol

TJBM likes Pistachio ice cream

False. I do like pistachios though

TJBM needs to go do the dinner dishes

False. I left all of the dishes with my grandmother. Hahaha.

TJBM is suffering from seasonal allergies at the moment.

False. Thankfully I don’t suffer from them.

TJBM is not wearing underwear

False. Underwear is a must.

TJBM wishes someone would treat them with a nice night on the town.

TRUE It would be a nice change, I;m the one doing the treating most of the time

TJBM has a piercing other than the ears.

True! I actually have my lip pierced. But I did take it out recently, hoping it would close up. (I’m growing out of that stage)

TJBM needs a refreshing change in their life.

TRUE I thrive on evolving & growing

TJBM secretly wishes they were taller

Hmmm never thought of it so nope.

TJBM once spent the night sleeping under the stars.

Two nights. It was wet/dewy but lovely.

TJBM sings in the shower

True. The acoustics in the shower are phenomenal for practicing my opera pieces.

TJBM cannot sing well.

True. That doesn’t stop me though.

TJBM has had red hair at some point in his or her life

True! I actually had it dyed raspberry red over the summer!

TJBM can play an instrument

True: the clarinet

TJBM considers themselves athletic

True. I play soccer and run at 4 AM sharp every single morning.

TJBM was wild during their teenage years.

TRUE wild about girls

TJBM enjoys quite times in small doses.

True, I also like being alone in large doses, and then turning on some music, nice and loud. Gives a similar feeling to the quiet time, but with the atmosphere of my favorite tunes.
TJBM has plans to hang out with friends tomorrow (possibly).

False. Nobody likes me :(

TJBM knows who Eric Whitacre is and appreciates his music. (If not, look him up. Best modern composer EVER)

@KatetheGreat I like you

True I like him also

TJBM likes a wide varity of music

Awwwwwww thanks @DrBill That made me feel special. I’m also very happy that you know who he is.

True. I like a wide variety, but I do not like all types of music.

TJBM strongly dislikes that woman on the Progressive Insurance commercials.

Actually I sort of like Flo. I strongly dislike the Nationwide insurance commericals. Not sure if it’s the actor(s) or what.

TJBM has a pet on a special diet.

TRUE the cat is too fat

TJBM has a pet other than a dog or cat

sorry

True. I have horses, rabbits, chickens, ducks, turkeys, and a reticulated python.

TJBM eats pancakes very often.

True several times a week
TJBM eats their pancakes naked (the pancakes or self)

True. I enjoy eating all of my breakfast while naked.

TJBM doesn’t get enough sleep.

falls asleep in naked pancakes naked

TRUE and I’d pay money to have breakfast with you

TJBM likes rainbows

@KatetheGreat I think Flo is adorable but it doesn’t matter. Progressive doesn’t care if you like her… you remember her associated with Progressive. Mission accomplished

True. I drove through a rainbow canyon last summer which was amazing! There was never a time for 2 hours that there wasn’t a rainbow or a double out of my sight. Probably the most beautiful experience of my life.

TJBM would chuck his/her entire life for a do-over

@Blueroses Very true! @DrBill At least someone wants to keep me company! Hahaha

True. I would, I would. I wish I wouldn’t have ruined a lot of things for myself.

TJBM does not enjoy poetry despite the fact that most people like it.

false…i enjoy it and read it often
TJBM is multitasking now

True. I really am! I am writing a paper on Atrial Septal Defect, Fluthering, and Facebooking all at the same time!

TJBM went to college for more than 4 years.

yessum
TJBM loves learning

True! I love learning so much I am a QUADRUPLE major. That may be suicide, but I enjoy it to the fullest.

TJBM has never been to Russia.

not yet…st petersburg is on my list
TJBM has been to 4 or more continents in travel

Ahh I lived in St. Petersburg for 3 years.

True. But not in travel. I’ve lived in them.

TJBM likes to go on walks at midnight

jealous

Don’t be! It’s quite a drag.

I love walking at night, it is so quite and peaceful

TJBM has a crush on someone, they have never told their friends about,

True. I’m too afraid to tell anyone!

TJBM considers themselves to be very good looking.

FALSE I would like to think so, but I know better

TJBM is named after a relative.

False. I am the first in my family to be named something that is somewhat American.

TJBM is quite old-fashioned.

TRUE I get a lot of comments on my “out-of-date” beliefs especially about women, i.e. ladies first, opening doors, holding their chair, etc.

TJBM is more shy than they want to be.

Awww, that is very sweet. Chivalry is not dead, so keep it up! I always enjoy a man who treats a woman like that.

True. I am so shy! I can’t help it!

TJBM would rather sit back and enjoy a quiet night alone than go out to a bar.

TRUE I don’t drink, so a bar is a waist of time

TJBM wants, but is not sure what they want

False. I always know what I want. I’m not the indecisive type.

TJBM keeps a journal.

TRUE although it is partly fiction as most entries are romanticized, just like tonight’s will be

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TJBM enjoys being self-sufficient.

True. I take pride in it!

TJBM hasn’t had a good home cooked meal in a while.

TRUE I cannot remember the last time.

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TJBM has a secret desire

I’ll cook you dinner!

False. I don’t keep my desires a secret.

TJBM wants to go on an African safari!

TRUE I would love to

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TJBM Likes being alone, but would rather have company

False. I would rather be alone. I like having company though.

TJBM has done something heroic before.

Kind of true, I call it doing my duty, others called it heroic

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TJBM likes to sleep nude

only way to sleep
TJBM does as well

True. Very true. Nothing like a naked body on some clean sheets.

TJBM likes to drink tea

TRUE by the gallon

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TJBM like the smell of coffee, but not the taste

False. I love both.

TJBM has a sweet tooth, but it gets them in trouble a lot of the time.

True chocolate is a dirty word, i wash my mouth out with it everyday
TJBM love sour too

Have a sweet tooth, but have never got in trouble for it

TJBM likes meat

False. I’m a vegetarian.

TJBM doesn’t like to eat vegetables!

I love sour and meat. I had steak for dinner tonight.
TJBM thinks sleeping in panties only is sexy.

I think it is sexy to watch a woman sleeping, no matter what she is or is not wearing, don’t like panties on men at all

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TJBM likes the beach

love the beach and lives on the beach
TJBM wakes early

True. I wake up at 4 AM to run.

TJBM has a dirty little secret.

TRUE you caught me

TJBM is a little on the kinky side

True. Very true!

TJBM likes to play practical jokes on people.

TRUE I love it a lot

TJBM has needs no one has met, yet

True, sadly.

TJBM is lonely.

TRUE

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TJBM enjoys outdoor activities

True, to an extent.

TJBM has a weird hobby.

FALSE I have hobbies, but I don’t think they’re weird

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TJBM likes trying new things

True, as long as they are within my means.

TJBM hates that feeling you get when your leg falls asleep.

True

TJBM hates the feeling of an itch you can’t quite reach

TURE the itch to go to Fiji
TJBM needs a vacation

False. I WANT a vacation but I don’t need one. haha

TJBM is feeling very sleepy

False. I’m quite awake. But I do feel a little loopy from taking too many pain pills for my neck. Hahaha.

TJBM has a great sense of humor.

true. have to have one…
TJBM is reading an awesome book or two currently

False. I don’t have time to read that many books anymore.

TJBM has had an encounter with an alligator before.

True. My brother had a baby alligator when we were kids.
TJBM is trying to decide how to answer a question.

nah…just answer away…
TJBM is looking forward to changing clocks for Daylight savings time

FALSE Computer does it for me

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TJBM is wondering “what the heck Happened”

False.

TJBM hasn’t cried in a while.

True, it has been a long time. But some movies have pulled a tear or two

TJBM starts laughing while telling jokes.

nah, i start telling jokes while laughing.
TJBM prefers the top down to up

False. I hate having the top of my car down. It messes up my hair. Hahaha.

TJBM spends less than 20 minutes getting ready every morning.

so true…..
TJBM can spend a day in pj’s

True. I wear my pajamas to all of my morning classes.

TJBM enjoys watching funny videos on Youtube.

true, but know there are more out there i have missed
TJBM has a list of funny and quirky websites they go to often

True. I have so many websites that I frequently go to just for the laughs.

TJBM has never broken a bone.

never ever….true true
TJBM is spontaneous

True. I don’t like to have that much planned out.

TJBM is not handy with tools.

I am handy with tools and can figure out ones i have never used
TJBM follows firetrucks to see the fire

False, if the fire was within the walking distance I’d be willing to walk, I’d be able to see the smoke, and just go straight to the fire.
TJBM has tried candy from another country, and loved it.

many times and crave them still
TJBM has a secret stash of said candy

False. I don’t eat many sweets.

TJBM wishes they could escape to a distant island right about now.

True, pack your bags and let’s go

TJBM has recently found out a secret they did not know before

mm hm. (closed lips sealed with a key)

TJBM has climbed a mountain in the Rockies

yes a few
TJBM enjoys the theatre

True. I perform sometimes.

TJBM had a very annoying roommate at one point.

True, in college, it took me less than a week to move

TJBM Has a mild case of OCD

nope…..
TJBM has a lead foot

False, in all meanings of the term.
TJBM enjoys those deep fried Oreo things

False. I hate anything that is fried. Makes me want to puke.

TJBM has considered plastic surgery at some point in their life.

nope…
TJBM delights in coffee in the morning

True. It’s a must have before class.

TJBM is in need of a massage.

true…
TJBM meditates to relax

I used to be better about that, now I’m distracted by every little sound.

TJBM believes in reincarnation

False. I believe once you’re dead, you’re dead and there is nothing else.

TJBM is not a hypocrite.

True I think everyone should practice what they preach

TJBM has a tattoo.

Unless you mean that variety of Captain Morgan’s, that is false (I have the rum but not the ink)

TJBM collects something interesting and different

True. I collect giraffe figurines and old Phantom of the Opera memorabilia.

TJBM has recently learned to do something that they’ve never done before.

always learning and yes, yes, yes
TJBM loves stargazing

Yes have my telescope set up and watching

TJBM was never sent to the principals office in school

False. I had to be sent to the office for beating up boys.

TJBM doesn’t like cartoons.

False. There’s a few cartoons that I love.

TJBM has plans to visit relatives this coming week.

nope…they are too far away to visit this week.
TJBM wishes they were not as far from family

False. I don’t have much family anymore.

TJBM wants a bowl of ice cream right now.

possibly…a b ig bowl of yummy
TJBM enjoys waking with the sun or before