I'd be perfect if I didn't...

didn’t give up so easily.

I’d be perfect if I wasn’t so damned imperfect.

I am human and as such imperfect

Jellies: I know you can do better.

…..seek perfection. Aha, think about it. Or not, whatever.
Oops, better try harder!

I’d be perfect if I didn’t misunderstand what perfection is.

I’d be perfect if I weren’t so damn near perfect.

I’d be perfect if I reached my full potential. I think this is true for everyone.

but…but…I am perfect!

I’m so fucked up I’m starting to come into perfection from the opposite side. Figure that out.

…screw off so much.

if i didn’t accept that i will never be perfect.

I’d be perfect if I could celebrate my flaws, forget the demons of my past and create the future I desire.

If I told you I’d have to kill ya…so in your eyes just let’s say I’m perfect. Can a human be this perfect you wonder about anyway?

wtf? lol

…if I didn’t play Metallica tunes on the banjo at funerals.Bad habit,I know ;)

@lucillelucillelucille If you can play a Metallica tune on a banjo you are perfect.

worry so much. I over analyse everything which causes me great worry and sometimes panic.

I’d be perfect if I didn’t procrastinate so much.

@Adirondackwannabe That’s what he said…

@lucillelucillelucille Could you play Exit Light at mine? My kids could play back up…I would like that very much.

Id be perfect if I didnt get so cross so easily ;)

I’d be perfect if Mt. Everest weren’t so tall.

… if ignorance were bliss.

… if I didn’t always run.

I’d be perfect if I didn’t have diabetes and and I didn’t need glasses to read and I was 30 pounds heavier so I could be at my ideal weight. No, I’m not a narcissist…..most of the time.

I’d be perfect if I didn’t let myself down so much. I should believe in myself more.

I’d be perfect if I wasn’t…
So complicated….

I’d be the cat’s meow if I hadn’t ever…
Got them scars on my face….

I’d be just smashing if I didn’t always…
Say the wrong thing before thinking…….. :-/

@partyparty
You can be all you want to be…... ;-)

I’d be perfect if I weren’t so humble.

If I could just get a little more organized…

…..if I could accept that not all people think like me, act like me and don’t have a heart as big as mine…............that I am one in a million the good kind

@erichw1504 Me too. Took me a while to get to this thread….

…dislike myself so much.

…aspire to so many other things than perfection.

I’d be perfect if I cared about that sort of thing.

I’d be perfect first, then ask questions.

I’d be perfect but for my overweening modesty.

I’d be perfect if I was able to fix my countless personality and physical flaws. That being said, I am happy with my flaws.. sort of.

I’d be perfect if I were abnormal. And weren’t imperfect. Or human. And if I stoped procrastinating, and started studying, and stopped procreating, and did my chores, and a lot of other things.

@auntydeb Only perfect people should ask questions?

if I was able to actually do all the things I think and dream of…

I’d be perfect if I wasn’t so human

@seazen – with nothing to worry about in terms of achievement (having obviously already reached the pinnacle); no sense of vanity, no procrastination; no need to consider myself in any way better than another (what would be the point?) Hm, the only pastime might then be, to take a look at the imperfect world I occupy and ask ‘how come then?’ Purely from curiosity alone… Aah, what bliss.

Thanks @Scooby :))

stop answering this :( 44 answers already! non of you got the right answer!

..I’d be perfect if I didn’t exist.

I’m happy being perfectly imperfect :)

So what IS the right answer earthyearth. Is there one?

@twothecat EXACTLY! there’s no answer :(

Well, we tried.