Fill in the blanks: If I had _____ I would _____.
Fill in the blanks of this sentence as you please:
If I had _____ I would _____.
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If I had a burrito I would suck it down like no tomorrow.
If I had a burrito I would give it to you
If I had known how brutal this cold would be, I would have bought stock in Kleenex.
If I had a million dollars, I would retire and spend all my time doing charity work.
If I had a second chance I would call my great grandmother and tell her I love her.
If I had boobs, I’d never leave my house.
If I had a time machine I would try to go back fix a few mistakes in my life.
If I had syphillis I would be bummed.
@stevenb
You know, that could be arranged through a qualified cosmetic surgeon. lol
If I had a trumpet,I’d play the banjo. ;)
If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the . . . Wait . .
If I had a way to make this day better for you, I would jump at the opportunity.
If I had the courage I would have had a career on the stage.
@Leanne1986 Do it. If I had two courages I would give you one of mine.
@Adirondackwannabe Thank you. I have to find a way of getting over this crippling stage fright!
If I had millions to spare, I would donate a good percentage of it to charities.
@Adirondackwannabe I’m terrified of making a fool out of myself. I’d get over it, I know, but everytime I wait in the wings to go on stage I feel sick with fear of humilation. I have to note, it’s never happened yet in 12 years of performing in amateur productions but I seem to forget that before going on stage.
If I had wings I would be able to fly…... Oh the thoughts of looking down at the world… sounds good to me!
tentacles, many girlfriends
If I had the money, I’d get lipo.
Chubs on the brain…
a magic wand I would wave it and engage world peace.
If I had a stage I would give it to Leanne so she could do whatever she wanted to.
If I had lots of money that never got finished I would help the helplesss people and also do some travelling and shopping for myself
If I had my nail gun back!
I would fix the fence!!
A bit tricky getting in with a hammer….. :-/
@Leanne1986 If I had the ability to change the world, I would. But for now I’ll settle for making the people in my own little corner of it feel better.
If i had not been born
I would not be here
If I had more wit, I would make this funny.
If I had ridiculously long arms, I’d give penguin a hug.
Oh curses for short arms!
If I had delicious fishy triremes, I would be a surrealist.
If I had the ability to stop time, I would sleep and read and watch movies for days.
If I had no fear of heights
I would bungee jump
If I had a penis I would pee standing up.
If I had a vagina I would be sat on a fortune … :-/
If I had a penis and a vagina, I wouldn’t go out of the house all day.
Sounds like the beginning of an old limmerick…
There once was a man from nantucket…
“If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning”
Its the folk song of the 70s.
If I had a corkscrew that worked I would still have an intact full cork to pull! :-/
If I had the whole world in my hands, I wouldn’t be able to applaud myself for making it to god status. :0(
If I had all eternity, I’d procrastinate forever and ever.
If I wasn’t SLIGHTLY ADHD I’d be able to FOCUS better right now while having about 7 different half completed tasks. lol
If I had the Charlie Sheen drug, I would be the happiest, bi-winning-est, person alive.
If I had an older brother,,, I would hug him and tell him I love him very much…
If I had a tv in my room i would no longer have to watch the countless wedding and home shows that my mom plays nonstop.
If I had longer legs (and arms), I would never have to ask for help reaching things on the top shelf of the pantry. (without having to climb on something)
If I had the courage, I’d talk to him and make everything better.
if i had a second chance, i would fix what i did
If I had a chance to go to disneyland, I would have a heart attack!
If I had a chance to have the PSP NG, I would say YES!!!!!
If I had more time, I would procrastinate even longer.
If I had an attractive (& consensual) member of the opposite sex I would _____ them here and now .
If I had the money I would buy land and build a little house.
If I had any superpower, I would … oh I have to think about that one longer.
If I had invented cold fusion I would be dead and buried in an unmarked grave.
If I had everything I wanted I would still want more.
If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a green dress. But not a real green dress; that’s cruel.
If I had a live in CHEF I would never be hungry and confused about what to make for DINNER
@Coloma how much would you pay this live in Chef?
If I had a cure for this cancer, I would never leave my Vicky.
@Seelix, yeah, well I’d buy you a monkey. Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?
I very nearly posted lyrics from that same song.
ill in the blanks: If I had [a big enough lever] I would[move the world].
@john65pennington YAY! A Peter, Paul, and Mary fan!
If I had a small piece of land I would build (and live my life with my dog!) in a Tumbleweed Home <3
If I had the dexterity, i’d give myself a blow job before breakfast.
If i had not read the previous question, I would not have spewed my coffee
Hahaha, spewing coffee over here too!
You can always count on @ucme to ‘blow’ everyone out of the water with his inanity! lol
@ucme my man,,,, you are DA man!
@ucme what ya got planned for lunch to top breakfast wishes?
@blueiiznh Well, being a vagitarian I may eat out with the wife, we shall see.
HA! I see what you did there… :P
Wow, such an unexpected reaction to a simple dreamt up pleasure. I’m touched….no really I am. Coming from exalted company just make it all the more memorable :¬P
If I was a woman, maybe I would understand them. and still never leave the house, due to the having of the boobies
Keyboard, I would be thrilled. I’m sitting in a hospital room with my son, using my daughter’s iTouch. I miss my Blackberry. Unfortunately, my son dropped it in the toilet.
If I had a dollar for every time I catch someone in a ‘little white lie’ or other manipulative behavior, I would have enough to buy my very own island!
Thankfully, I am an island unto myself. lol
You’re the coolest goose herder evah; I’d let you manipulate me.
If I had a time macine and a sniper rifle I would go back in time and kill Hitler.
If I had a stairway to heaven, I would have a hard time deciding whether to share it or not!
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