Anyone else think Charlie Sheen and Linsday Lohan would make a perfect couple?

I’ve been saying this for months—they need to go away together. Far, far away. And the Kardashians can go with them. Please.

For some odd reason, I rather fancy Sarah Palin and Nancy Grace in a same-sex marriage.

No but for sure him and Gary Busey would make a cute pair.

Toss in the Jersey Shore crew and make it a revolting orgy.

Oh, please no! Charlie’s meltdown is at least amusing and his batshit craziness has some roots in literacy. LiLo is merely scabby and tragic.

Don’t opposites attract? Besides, she’s too old for him.

Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen.

@marinelife Your fantasy threesome date?

wow, @marinelife. How do I get this vomit taste out of my mouth?

@Blueroses Are you certain that you aren’t tasting the tiger blood?

Charlie and Lindsay? It’s perfect!
He is really into cute girls in cheerleader outfits, and so is she!

oh oh

So? So am I. And you are too, don’t deny it; just not them.