Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 11!

Thank you ALL The Jellies Below Me for your response to this thread.

TJBM loves the challenge of a crossword puzzle

True.

The jelly below me has attempted and failed to grab the “cake in the frizzer” award several times now.

I have no idea what that means.

The Jellie below me votes for America Idol.

I never heard of it before now. But now I’m not only huntin’ the frizzer, I’m planning the party once I find it.

TJBM knows what a home birth is, and even knows someone who’s had one.

This thing is still loading as if it’s 400 posts long. Sheesh! PIck your question or answer both if you want.

True – I know what a home birth is, but False to knowing someone who has had one.

TJBM has been to 5 or more countries and can name them for us.

False. I’ve only been to 4: Canada, US, Mexico, and Texas XD

TJBM loves home cooked “soul food”

I haven’t had that much of it enough to love it, but I can see how it would grow on me.

TJBM has discovered blood oranges and loves, absolutely loves them. I do.

True. “I am very happy here, because I loves oranges, and talk bad Latin to the monks, who understand it, as it is like their own – and I go into society (with my pocket pistols), and I swim…and I ride on an ass or mule, and swears Portuguese, and have got a diarrhea and bites from a mosquito. But what of that? Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a pleasuring…But, in sober sadness, any thing is better than England, and I am infinitely amused with my pilgrimage as far as it has gone.” 1809 – from Lisbon, Lord Byron

TJBM has made a fool of themselves on Fluther today. I did.

Perhaps not today, but on fluther at some point? Most definitely.

The jelly below me sometimes gets excited over silly, meaningless things.

I definitely do!

The jelly below me sings along to the car radio.

Only when alone.
TJBM is looking forward to daylight savings time.

FALSE —I am dreading it thoroughly one as a night owl & two as the mom/spouse of people with rigid routines.

TJBM loves to collect art.

True. I love having original pieces even if I can’t afford famous works, I like having things that were considered and touched by the artist personally. Not just copies or mass-produced items.

TJBM still thinks Ricky Martin is adorable and doesn’t care if he is gay.

True he is so cute I just wanna hug him!
TJBM thinks we should plan out AmWiser 10K party so it’ll be as long as one of these TJBM threads ;) we’ll have to give much more lurve though

Maybe, I don’t know what’s going on!

TJBM thinks it’s dumb that the only work kids these days use is “gay”.

True! I’m all for the lurve, maaaaan.
TJBM prefers Star Trek to Star Wars.

Meep…some how my answer got all screwed up and posted late…sorry! D:

False, I prefer neither one. Although I do watch the Ancient Aliens on the History Channel. Does that count?

TJBM is planning a trip out of their home area this summer.

False. I wish…well maybe we could do a trip to Chicago for the day
TJBM Loves road trips.

True. I love road trips!
TJBM is planning a great weekend.

True. It’s going to be a busy weekend. Hockey game Saturday night, movie Sunday afternoon…the kind of weekend I really need.

TJBM has swum in an ocean

True.

TJBM hates the ocean.

False. I absolutely love the ocean.

TJBM collects rocks

TRUE! I have one that looks like a blue whale. I keep many in my garden
TJBM treasures nature

True! I love going on hikes and taking pictures…I even have my own backyard garden ^-^
TJBM has tried a deep fried snickers bar and liked it.

False. I hate anything deep fried.

TJBM likes the show Dexter.

TRUE!!!!!!! ahhhhh!! CANT wait for the next season to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TJBM has gone skinny dipping.

False. I’m actually very self conscious about things like stripping down to my birthday suit for anyone to see.

TJBM has a sweet tooth

Fudge isn’t just for breakfast anymore.
TJBM has translucent skin.

True it’s Wisconsin, winter and i has NO tan
TJBM likes to lay out to tan.

False!!!................I rather have translucent skin. LOL.
TJBM knows how to roller blade.

False. I spend most of my time on my backside.

TJBM doesn’t have any cavities.

False, I have one, but on which tooth, I’ll never tell!
TJBM has some amount of respect for Charlie Sheen for not giving a damn.

False. I think he needs Lithium and feel bad for his family member
TJBM knows I don’t have any cavities ;) @tranquilsea thanks

True and good for you!

TJBM likes to lay on their back in the grass at night and watch the stars in the night sky and imagine just how infinitesimal we are.

True i like to float in a pool at night during summer & do that too
TJBM loves to read at least a book a week.

True I love reading.

TJBM finds science fascinating

True. like you I like to research new ideas or things I’m into at the moment
TJBM is a homeschooling mom.

False. I have no kids!

TJBM likes peanut butter

True.
TJBM had their ears pierced as a child.

True

TJBM cooks a ham for Easter dinner.

True, but not all the time. A roast is good too.
TJBM is a master pianist.

I came running back when I heard someone say penis! Oh. My mistake

@Blueroses Thanks for the midnight chuckle! :D

False. Can hardly find middle C ;)

TJBM likes to use the word “wicked” in place of cool or awesome.

False

TJBM has procrastinated today

True.
TJBM should be asleep right now.

False, but I should be working on my income tax. I have to finish before the weekend.

TJBM has internet connection issues often

True, or at least I do with my phone

TJBM had a lot of fun last night/ this morning
i most certainly did

I watched American Idol, then got to get up at 5:00 am t go to work. So an absolute TRUE!!!

Below me will enter a race of some sort this year.

False. I hate competition.

TJBM subscribes to at least one magazine.

True.

TJBM paints their toenails!

The last time I painted toenails it was on my newborn identical twins. I painted the nails of one so we could tell them apart. Then one day hubby was holding one while I painted the nails of the other, and what do you know, we got them mixed up. I had been painting the nails of the wrong baby! I told the story to MIL just to freak her out. She obliged, wonderfully. Twenty-two years later the twins (jokingly) maintain they still have no idea who they are. Tee-Hee!

TJBM thinks twin stories are awesome.

True. I find identical twins especially fascinating.

TJBM listens to public radio but doesn’t donate to it.

That is so very true! And I always feel guilty about it too.

The jelly below me loves ice cream.

True!

TJBM saw a picture of a cat on the internet today.

not that I know of, unless it was on fluther, and I don’t remember it.

TJBM eats food that nobody else understands or wants to try. Do tell!

TRUE! I eat ice cream with curry
TJBM plans to go uot soon

False. Stuck here at work until 4ish.

TJBM has had a surprise birthday party thrown for them before.

FALSE, it wasn’t a surprise party..
TJBM can see @tranquilsea constantly crafting a response….

True. But I just keep posting before she does. If ever.

TJBM had trouble sleeping last night.

True

TJBM has some errands to run today.

False.

TJBM wonders how long it will be until @tranquilsea stops crafting a response.

true,
TJBM will try to figure out if @tranquilsea is ok or not…

True. Very worried…

TJBM is eating lunch.

False,, finished it half an hour ago…
TJBM is going to start to ignore @tranquilsea…

False, that would disturb the tranquility.

The jelly below me reads a newspaper every day.

False,,, only read it weekly. : )
TJBM will be @erichw1504…

False… oh wait, True…

TJBM will be @WillWorkForChocolate…

True. Are you psychic?

The jelly below me is creeped out by @erichw1504‘s apparent psychic tendencies.

WOW,, ya know I think he is…
TJBM will be….

False? True? Wait, what was the question?

TJBM is confused by @queenie‘s question, or lack thereof.

false,,
TJBM will be you…

False. This is Susie, one of @WillWorkForChocolate‘s alter egos.

The jelly below me is cautiously backing away and avoiding eye contact.

TRUE, kinda… I need to go somewhere. over and out. : )
TJBM will carry on this thread…

True.

TJBM will watch a TV show tonight.

True.
TJBM needs to get off their computer and clean their home.

False. Well, maybe…

TJBM enjoys a cold brew every once in a while.

False & I live in a beer known local ;)
TJBM has never…had…a Bratwurst. this is shocking to those of us here

False. Of course I have. I’m part German!

TJBM took advantage of a situation recently.

False I’m part German too, but that is redundant to say where I reside
TJBM has a song playing in their head right now.

False. Usually I do though…

TJBM knows who Mark Zuckerberg is.

True Personally I think he’s an Aspie, too

TJBM is wondering where @tranquil went for so long.

Bo don’t know diddly?

The jelly below me has a blog and would like to PM me with the link!

Yes and No.

One step down likes to.spend days at arboretums.

False, there aren’t many tree like that around where I live.

TJBM LOLed today.

True. x acto ly
TJBM has seen a bit of Charlie Sheen’s latest rant.

False. Are you talking about his fourth webisode? I did read an excerpt from it yesterday.

TJBM is bi-winning.

True zactly
TJBM watches a highly rated sitcom

True. How I Met Your Mother and The Big Bang Theory. Used to watch Two and a Half Men until they ended the season short. I wonder why…? egg statically

TJBM has their own catch phrase.

TRUE, but Im not going to tell you…
TJBM is now quite worried for @tranquilsea…

False. she’s prolly homeschooling or making lunch, etc and just left her computer on accidentally when she was thinking of responding…prolly the phone rang That’s what I said.
TJBM is worried for themselves right now

False, well, maybe true…
TJBM is going to say something very funny…

True: Squigglenuggets!

TJBM would like to dedicate their next response to someone.

True,, I d like to dedicate it to one of my friends here on fluther, who isn’t here anymore…@Bobo1946….
TJBM also had a friend who left fluther…

True. I miss Chaz.

The jelly below me has never been fired from a job.

I’d like to say true, but will have to say false. Although, I wasn’t “fired” as much as “let go”. The retail store had just gotten a new manager and she was basically replace all of us O.G.‘s with new employees. She was a bitch.

TJBM would like to talk smack about someone right now.

true…
TJBM will tell me who to talk smack about…

True: @WillWorkForChocolate.

TJBM started a rumor in high school that spread like wild fire.

FALSE, I don’t start rumours… I make them. ; } mwahahaa….
TJBM is an idiot

True yesterday I was having an idiot kinda day…you know, when you spit toothpaste down your shirt (after you’ve just gotten dressed) , spilled things, dropped things-etc

TJBM is a perfectionist.

True, sometimes.

TJBM taught themselves to type fast on a keyboard by using AIM constantly in the 2000’s.

Wait, someone’s gonna talk smack about me? :P

False, I learned to type fast when I was typing between spell casts in a raid in WoW.

The jelly below me is really starting to get antsy wondering why @tranquilsea is just sitting there…

True, kind of. It is starting to annoy me.

TJBM just received an email!

False.

TJBM puts the toilet paper roll up & over, not down & under.

@erichw1504 So does this mean you and queenie are planning to start rumors?

True, I prefer my tp rolling out from over the top.

The jelly below me is a beautiful queen.

true!!!!!11

TJBM is a funny guy…

@WillWorkForChocolate Yes

True.

TJBM has launched a rocket before.

Yes!

TJBM loves nuts. All kinds.

@erichw1504 Uhoh… well have fun! Come up with some really creative ones, ok?

True! I love almost every kind of edible nut.

The jelly below me has visited Texas.

False, unfortunatlely… but I’d love to , someday…
TJBM is a patriot

True, especially since I was in the Air Force.

TJBM likes noodles.

Yeah, I like noodles. I like the spinach, tomato, or herb flavored noodles best. If they’re whole grain it’s even better.

alrighty then
TJBM is forgetful sometimes.

How did you guess? TJBM in my above post Was supposed to be @SpatzieLover

And at this point TJBM is thrilled that I actually remembered to do the second part of the game.

TRUE! =)
TJBM will eat a pizza before this week is done.

Aaaack! I hope not, but possibly. I don’t exactly hate pizza, but I’d rather have a variety of other food instead.

TJBM dyes their hair.

False, but I have done that once.

TJBM recently bled from a wound.

True, I bled AND broke my ankle whilst playing football…
TJBM is good and healthy…

Eh, sort of. I have lots of vitamins but I forget to take ‘em. Then I remember again when I start feeling yukky.

TJBM likes to fish.

TRUE, although I don’t do it much I enjoy it whenever I do….
TJBM has a wonderful fluther name….

False. Kind of boring.

TJBM changes their avatar at least once a month.

false, though I definately think you are psychic as I was planning to today…
TJBM is in denial…

False.

TJBM just checked the time.

True…i need to get stuff done
TJBM is procrastinating.

UM,,, TRUE…no,, false,,, I don’t know!!!
TJBM knows what procastinating is….

True.—i’m doing it now.

TJBM likes to label things when organizing.

False.

TJBM has aced an exam before.

TRUE, got an A* in english and science…
TJBM is a genius

Possibly. I have been told my IQ is right up there, but I don’t know the number. My father was, definitely. I’d love to join Mensa, but I don’t do so well on tests (test anxiety).

TJBM is drives waaay too fast. If you drive behind me I’ll be mad at you if you tailgate me.

True. I have a heavy foot.

TJBM has ridden on a motorcycle before.

TRUE!! akthough im underage… shhh..
TJBM is beautiful

Yes. Hubby’s tried to turn it into a retirement hobby for the two of us, but the helmet makes me crazy. It makes my head itch really, really, really badly. I can tolerate about 45 minutes of that misery, and I’m done!

TJBM is looking for something they’ve lost

True.
TJBM noticed that tranquilsea left us.

Aaak! we did it at the same time.

I’m not a great beauty, (have no intention of trying either).

I certainly did notice trainquilsea leave us.

TJBM is wondering if trainquil sea even looked to see if we were talking about them.

Haha, true!

TJBM feels a sense of relief now that @tranquilsea is gone.

TRUE,
TJBM knows something I don’t….

True…

TJBM has run a marathon before.

FALSE, plan to , one day….
TJBM will share they’re exact thoughts with us…

True…she’s BACK
TJBM thinks @tranquilsea is just screwing with us and is reading this all as we type along

true,, cos she’s back again…
TJBM is tired

TJBY (The jelly below you) is, once again, tranquilsea) and I expect she IS tired.

The next jelly below you is me, and yes indeed, the flame on my candle sputters occasionally.

TJBM will tell us a delightful story from their childhood, or the childhood of someone they know.

False, I’m too tired to..
but TJBM kindly will.

When my children were little, I used to give them all plastic jars with good lids and sent them out to catch grasshoppers. When they filled their jars full, they would bring them back to me, and we’d put the cat in the bathtub and close the sliding glass door. Then we’d dump the hoppers in over the top of the glass door, and watch the fun. And a wonderful time was had by all..

Try it on a kid and kitty near you!

TJBM is thinking about trying this all by themselves if they can’t find a child to do it with.

False. I love grasshoppers and wouldn’t want their guts in my tub

TJBM uses a crockpot to make meals.

Yes.

TJBM does volunteer work.

More than often.

Below me gets turned on watching Judge Marilyn Milian on The People’s Court.

@all this is what happens when you get asked 1000 questions a day and finally give up and go to bed not realizing when I hit “answer” it didn’t work! sorry all. But I did have a good chuckle at all your responses

now @queenie is at the same thing

lol, sorry! TJBM is angry at both me and @tranquilsea .. I know I am… lolz

False. just impatient and curious as to what you’re up to
TJBM will enjoy a nice walk tonight.

@queenie don’t be mad, Fluther was super buggy last night and often wasn’t accepting my answers.

oh no, not at you! at me lolz! sorry : )
TJBM will go to virgin media .com and click on the funny videos link….trust me, @scooby made me laugh countless times lol.

False. I have things to do!

TJBM has a hectic day tomorrow.

Foggy—my crystal ball isn’t working and can’t see into the future.

TJBM watches Grease for the plot and fast forwards through the singing scenes.

False, I love all the singing scenes. Confession: I watched that movie about 100 times when I was 11. I pretty much memorized it.

TJBM is happy Fluther is working properly today.

@tranquilsea Gonna go off topic slightly. I have this 5 year old daughter, and she loves that Summer Nights song. I have that video downloaded and she sings and sings and sings. We like to laugh at the gal on the left side of the picnic table—she really gets into that sitting dance. LOL

TJBM is happy Fluther is working properly today.

TRUE, very happy :D
TJBM needs some sleep and dinner, just like me…

½ true. I’m not sleepy but I am getting hungry.

TJBM likes to vacation somewhere warm.

False. I hate warmth!

TJBM is eating something vegetarian for dinner.

False, just finished some chicken and rice…mmmm..
TJBM will tell us what they had, or will have for lunch…

I had a Yoplait “Pineapple Upside Down Cake” yogurt and some ranch flavored, mini rice cakes.

@WillWorkForChocolate and the question is? ;-P

DAMMIT! That’s about the 4th time I’ve done that!

The jelly below me feels like a ditz sometimes.

True. It happens sometimes when you’re terrible at math and screw up simple addition because your mind is elsewhere.
TJBM has taken calculus and survived.

True! I love calculus :)

TJBM knows French.

TRUE, bonjour madame… javudre le croissont su vu plait?
TJBM speaks russian…

True!! Kak vy uznali?

TJBM is spending the night alone.

TRUE,in fact I’m gonna get ready for bed in a while…
TJBM knows what I wrote in French…

False. French is my worst language.

TJBM watches a television series regularly.

False, I don’t follow any regularly…
TJBM will carry on this thread after me… I’m gonna go to bed. aur’voir! (see you later)

TRUE! And TJ totally missed thread 10! First one she wasn’t in on. Bummer!

TJBM has had a really tough day recently that he or she has carried with her through the week, trying to remember “This too shall pass.” Trying to remember that “Time heals all wounds.” And it really didn’t have anything to do with missing thread 10 either!

False!!.....although this would of been true if it were asked 2 weeks ago…Damn female parts>_<
TJBM is allergic to strawberries.

If I were, give me a peck and let me committ suicide. I love strawberries.

Next knows the difference between a trim hammer and a framing hammer.

I have a purple hammer, does that count?

The jelly below me thinks “girly tools” are silly.

Girly tools? What are girly tools?

TJBM bites his or her fingernails.

I have my own set of tools, and they’re all purple. Hammer, screwdriver, level, ratchet, needlenose pliers, measuring tape… all of it is purple, LOL!! And they came in a purple and black canvas tool bag. I call em my girly tools.

@WillWorkForChocolate Hahaha, I thought you were talking about vibrators or something like that :P

False, I have acrylic nails specifically to keep me from biting them anymore.

The jelly below me is shocked and appalled at the comment directly above this. :P

True~ i is giggling
TJBM likes DIY projects

False. I’m not handy at all!

TJBM has green eyes. (sorry if my above comment was too blunt, but I get so confused!!)

False I look like my son there in my avatar…well he looks like me ;)
TJBM looks just like one of his/her parents.

False. I never knew my real parents.

TJBM has an ex that they regret dating.

@KatetheGreat, then the answer isn’t false. You could be the spitting image of your birth mother and not know it.

True, I do have someone I regret dating. It was a rebound relationship. I picked the person because of their similarities to someone I dearly loved, and then became frustrated because they weren’t that person. I should have spent more time alone between relationships, and learned better emotional self-reliance.

TJBM has a job that they feel trapped in.

True sorta…If I have a bad day, I MUST wake up the next day & still be a homeschooling mom
TJBM loves the town/city they live in.

False. I want to get out so bad. @BarnacleBill I’ve seen pics of my mum when she was my age. I just don’t know what she looks like now. We look nothing alike.

TJBM is watching a movie right now.

Uck! I’m watching “Everybody Loves Raymond” and getting my mind wrapped around going to bed!

TJBM wishes they really knew how to teach English—like how “prepositional phrases” is not the same same as “propitiously phrases” and stuff….

No. I’m more interested in the art of propositioning. Successful ventures can be described with the prepositions “in” and “out.”
TJBM is obsessed with the prognostications of octopi.

False, could not care less

.

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TJBM has a mild crush on someone they shouldn’t

True…Symbeline….........
TJBM can only eat a teeny amount of chocolate before feeling sick.

False. I could live on that stuff.

TJBM is laughing about something right now :)

True. Chances are always good that I’m laughing.

TJBM wears a shower cap in the shower

False! I don’t own a shower cap.

TJBM has accidentally burned off their eyebrows before.

No. I mean, False.

TJBM has had plastic surgery

False. I will probably resort to it when I am older though.

TJBM also wonders what it would be like to not have thumbs.

Ummm. Never even thought about that one. It would render our hands much less useful though.

TJBM dislikes broadway music.

I like all music except rap, and that’s not real music anyway

.

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TJBM has a secret desire…

True. I want to give an Oscar acceptance speech

TJBM was a cheerleader in high school

False. I am no where near coordinated enough for that.

TJBM regularly goes to dog shows.

FALSE FALSE FALSE Never been to one; no desire to.

TJBM owns a thong

True. Hahahaha.

TJBM just woke up.

False. I’ve been up for hours, watching the tsunami news.

TJBM has a friend or relative living in Japan.

True,I have a friend out there. He’s fine

TJBM has seen some of the live coverage from Japan

True. Also the photos on the news websites are incredible. Especially MSNBC.

TJBM has experienced an earthquake of at least 6.0 on the Richter scale.

Not one at all.

Tjbm owns at least 100 shares of stock.

False.

TjBm LiKeS tO tYpE iN aLtErNaTiNg CaPs.

.sdrawkcassab epyt ot ekil I tub ,eslaF

The jelly below me has been to Ireland or Scotland. I plan to visit both, some day.

False, maybe sometime.

TJBM LOVES TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!111

False. It’s obnoxious.

TJBM likes to watch documentary films and has seen a good one recently. (share)

False. Unless Borat counts?

tjbm loves to type in all lower case.

False. I’m rather anal about proper punctuation and grammar.

TJBM is sick.

True I’m still getting over a double ear infection and a bronchial infection
TJBM prefers Kleenex over Puffs

False. My only preference is price.

TJBM has pets.

True I have more pets than people here
TJBM feeds outside birds/wildlife.

False. I used to but not now.

TJBM has a pear tree in their yard. Mine is blooming beautifully.

False.

TJBM likes to mow their lawn.

False. I have yard service for that.

TJBM is in the medical profession

False.

TJBM loves to use emoticons :P

=0)

The jelly below me hates emoticons.

Pretty much true.

TJBM knows shorthand

False, but it’s been on my long list of things to learn.

TJBM has blue eyes.

False they are brown
TJBM is wearing socks right now

True.

TJBM knows how to use a sail boat.

False but I can row or paddle
TJBM visits a lake, ocean or other body of water regularly.

False. Not many bodies of water around here in the Midwest.

TJBM l!ke$ t0 typ3 w!th $pec!@l ch@r@ct3r$.

Only when I’m really mad.

TJBM can whistle.

@erichw1504 I live in the land of 14K lakes, plentiful rivers and Lake Michigan…where are you if not by a Great lake in the Midwest?

False—but I could when I was a kid.

TJBM lives on a prairie.

@SpatzieLover Southwestern Illinois, the only lake worth visiting is Carlyle, which is about 45 minutes from me.

False.

TJBM has been to a restaurant recently.

True
TJBM is looking forward to seeing the daffodils in bloom soon.

True.

TJBM has touched a live armadillo before.

True, I did when I was visiting a zoo in Texas.

TJBM is about to call it a day, and go to sleep. I am and it’s almost 1pm. Nite nite

False.

TJBM is ready for the 60 degree weather next week.

TRUE but it won’t reach 60…But in Wis you never know ;)
TJBM is sick of having salt on their shoes.

False.

TJBM thinks Megan Fox is hot.

False i just don’t see it. I realize I’m a chic…but if I weren’t, she wouldn’t be my type
TJBM likes to click

perhaps.

TJBM wants more snow.

FALSE. I hate the slush & muck this time of year
TJBM wants more democracy.

True.

TJBM just took a shower.

True, wish you were there

TJBM is ready for dinner

False, just had lunch an hour ago… though I AM feeling hungry again…
TJBM will suggest some easy snacks to snack on….

popcorn with lots of salt.

Tjbm will walk around the past backwards just to freak people out.

TRUE, when my leg gets betta…
TJBM thinks @12Oaks is really funny…

True :)

TJBM is eating baked potatoes with their dinner! I am!!!!!!!

Nope, don’t like my potatoes baked.
TJBM is having tacos for dinner instead.

Nope, heading out for Indian food. South Indian food, to be precise.

TJBM has been without health insurance coverage at some point in their adult life.

True. By choice.

Tjbm secretly would love to be in a three way with Homer and Marge Simpson.

False. I don’t know who they are, and I’m the last person you would suspect had any interest in a three-day.

TJBM would like to be in a soap opera.

False, I hate being the centre of attention..
TJBM will tell us what they’re one superpower would be, if they had a choice,,,
mine would be invisibility : )

False. I don’t want to.

TJBM loves to or would love to wear hosiery.

True :)

TJBM didn’t know about the tsunami until really late in the day That was definitely me!!

False. I knew about it right away—got a phone call

TJBM is doubting their allegiance to their political party

False.

TJBM is spending time with someone special tonight.

False. He’s many miles away (until Tuesday) (big smile)

TJBM likes clothing with fringe

Yes I do! I just don’t have any, but I wish I did!

TJBM is following me around from game to game. Or vise-versa.

False. But we are running into each other a lot. :)

TJBM should be doing something else besides playing this game

False. I’ve worked enough this week.

TJBM has failed a class before.

Um. Yes, Actually. Why you make me confess this? I failed HS English. And NOW I get to teach it. So I guess I better get diggy with it, huh.

TJBM longs for a chocolate sundae.

True… I lovee chocolate and I loove Ice cream too… Ugh now you’ve made my mouth water and my stomach rumble..lol.
TJBM loves this question/game that @AmWiser has conjured up and is enjoying it…

Why, I think about TJBM questions all day! It has become a fabric of my life! That’s how much I love it!

TJBM remembers Howard Johnson’s hot chocolate sauce on ice cream….heh I’ll get you yet my little queenie!

True. I really cried when the chain ceased to exist in my area.
TJBM has a wall full of pictures of family.

@Dutchess_III @queenie thanks;-)

(()) @AmWiser! You just never know what’s going to make you famous! : )

I have a wall full, and a computer full, and a brain full and a VCR full and DVD’s full of family pictures!

TJBM thinks they have the secret recipe to Howard Johnson’s hot chocolate sauce!

False. @Dutchess_III I have a sneaky suspicion that you have the recipe, and I think you should share it.:D

TJBM has no problem sharing thier secret recipes.

True. I like for people to be able to recreate what I cook. However, I usually don’t measure. That’s a problem.

TJBM bought at least one new pair of shoes in the last month.

False. I don’t like buying shoes.

TJBM likes to eat ice cream during the winter months.

No better time to. It won’t melt halfway through the treat.

Next has a crush on any member of the MythBusters team.

False. I don’t watch that show.

TJBM sleeps with a lot of pillows.

False. I sleep with just one. It is really fluffy though.

TJBM had a salad for dinner.

False. I ate two baked potatoes.

TJBM doesn’t have a very good diet.

False, I have a good balanced diet

TJBM is going to have a weekend of pampering

Kind of. We’re heading to a hockey game and then a movie.

TJBM is tired and going to head to bed soon.

True. I am very tired and I have to wake up at 6AM for a livestock auction :/

TJBM owns a horse.

False. Not interested in owning a horse, although a lot of people I know have horses.

TJBM can juggle.

True

TJBM wants a grilled cheese sandwich.

Have already eaten, but that sounds yummmy.

TJBM loves the snow, and enjoys winter sports. I do. Not looking forward to hot, sticky, and bugs that bite.

True but prefer sledging and snowman building to winter sports!
The jelly below me has had their appendix removed

Nope.

Below believes standing on your tippy-toes helps you just NAIL those high Notes.

hmm, if you’re talking about singing then no, if you’re talking about nailing up some notes on the wall,then again,false. I’m the tallest in my family….
TJBM just woke up…

False, I haven’t gone to bed yet.

TJBM needs to start getting their garden prepared.
I do

TRUE, I love spring/summer gardening!
TJBM is gonna have sweet dreams tonight…

Usually. Dream-time is pretty sweet.

TJBM enjoys the Spring thaw but is dismayed by the piles of dog poo it reveals. projecting

LOL, true, but I have to say, I haven’t witnessed any dog poo…
TJBM loves spring time… I know I do …

True it is one of my favourite seasons.

TJBM doesn’t believe in swearing.

False, I sometimes do swear when I’m really put off by something… ( I try not to though)
TJBM has a habit of leaving just a little gulp of tea in thier cups…

False, I love my tea too much and hate it when people do exactly that, what a waste!
@queenie after our recent intimacies, I thought you knew me better!
TJBM lies awake at night trying really hard to hear the dying echoes of the Big Bang…

hmmm, TRUE…. To convince myself it really happened…still not convinced
TJBM likes my new avatar, I’ve been having second thoughts…

True – I do! Rather gorgeous actually and I like the previous one too.
TJBM is never phased by being confronted directly about their embarrassing behaviour…

TRUE, I’m just one of those people who like doing erratic stuff just for the fun of it…
Should see some of the looks I get from peeps… Laughed my head off, totally priceless!!
TJBM has very good table manners… like me

True, Parents reckoned we (all 5 of us) should be ready to take tea with the Queen if necessary…
TJBM has a natural ability to heal well and enjoys dancing

True/True. Sneaky of you getting in 2 questions like that.

TJBM has at least one clock in the house that never displays the correct time

False, whenever that happens I have this unstoppable urge to put it right…
TJBM will tell us what time it is on their side of the planet…

It’s 11:37 or 11:43 or 6:00 depending on which clock I look at. lol

TJBM wants to go for a walk in the sunshine

True nothing more been signed off work for.two weeks due to having my appendix removed and not allowed to do anything too strenuous like walking my dog :(
The jelly below me cuts their nails short

hmm, True, I don’t like them long…but not too short else they start looking not-nice…
TJBM will tell us whether or not they think Germany was responsible for starting WW1..
sorry,caught up in history hmw,lol

False, while they had a huge hand, I don’t think Germany could solely be blamed for it. Which of course, they were anyways…
TJBM won’t admit it, but they are itching to play with Yu-Gi-Oh Cards one of these days again.

LOL, used to watch it ALL the time with my siblings….haha. TRUE
TJBM likes to watch cartoons…

some cartoons, especially the ones that came out in the 80’s.
TJBM adds mustard to their mac and cheese.

False, not too big on mustard….
TJBM loves going on long car journeys with the top down!!

False. It would mess up my hair. Hahaha.

TJBM hates toddlers.

Nope. Toddlers are awesome!
TJBM understands what my daughter meant when she just said, “And his lips are filled with hippopotomuscles”

False :) She sounds cute though.

TJBM straightens their hair everyday!

False, I have somebody else straighten my hair once a week

TJBM loves to learn, learn, learn. It doesn’t matter what it is.

True. That’s the whole point, isn’t it? I try to learn at least one new thing each day. Today it was about triclosan in toothpaste.

TJBM took a nap today.

False. I wish I did though. I feel icky :(

TJBM doesn’t get sick very often.

False…ish, I don’t actually ‘get sick’, although unfortunately I am often not well…
TJBM will question this

True. I suspect that you are a vampire. Hahahahahaha.

TJBM drinks tea on a regular basis.

Oh, so true.
The Jelly Bellow Me is suffocating, as I have them in my tentacles…

True! I’m too young to die!!!!!!!!!!!

TJBM has turned out to be very different from what their parents raised them to be.

hmm,true, but I’m still halfway through the process lol.
TJBM will tell us of their chosen career path.

True. I want to be a politician. Or an evolutionary biologist. I’m studying both.

TJBM uses Charmin toilet paper.

I have no idea. Just get whatever is cheapest.

TJBM won some (tax-free) money from online gambling. (Promise, nobody will tell ;-) )

False, I don’t believe in gambling…
TJBM is in their mid twenties….

False. I’m almost there!

TJBM hates cereal.

hmm, I don’t hate it… but I do dislike having it regularly…so False..
TJBM will go to bed soon… like me

False. Just another exciting Saturday night with the Maytag and CNN. Actually, the thought of clean, folded, put-away laundry is sort of exciting… and an inexpensive evening. Perhaps I will do small repairs while watching the news.

TJBM has a cat who is allowed to sit on the kitchen table when no one else is at the house.

False. I don’t have kitties :(

TJBM likes hairless cats.

TRUE. Well, I had a Persian and I couldn’t stand the hair for I started keeping her hair cut very very short. She looked funny, but I was happy.

TJBM had played in a recital

True. Cello, last week.

TJBM has a really strange fetish.

cool, Kate

False. No fetishes.

TJBM is impatient with children

True. I’m really not used to kids. I wish I was more patient.

TJBM drives a van.

False. I drive an SUV.

TJBM is used to driving on the left side of the street.

Nope. Not even a little bit.

TJBM is still up! Did you forget it’s Spring Forward tonight? I didn’t, I just am not sleepy.

True. I decided that I wasn’t tired enough to sleep.

TJBM is winning.

How to answer? Not a pawn for pop media and yet.. aware of what you meant. I’ll choose team batshit Sheen. I am winning.

TJBM has brewed beer at home

Nope. But once I left some cider forgotten in a cupboard for a while. When I found it again, it was very very hard (as in alcohol). Does that count even a little bit?

TJBM intends to go to church today.

False

TJBM had a bad dream last night.

False. I had a very weird dream!

TJBM takes medicine daily.

NEVER!

Next would like a road in their town to be named.after M. R. Street so the sign would say Street St.

False. I wouldn’t really care!

TJBM eats tons of potato chips!

Nope.

TJBM is a hypochondriac

False.

TJBM is a genius.

Only one day a week.

TJBM likes Butterfinger candy bars

True :)

TJBM hates the show “The Office”.

True! I Despise that show!
okay maybe not despise it but I don’t enjoy it at all

TJBM is very strangely addicted to this game.

True

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TJBM is a student

Not since I was 16.

TJBM has a secret crush on Trevor Bayne. (If you don’t know who he is, look him up and let the crush begin ;-) )

He’s cute but not really my type.

TJBM wears a watch every day.

False, I sometimes forget…
TJBM has they’re body peirced someplace…

True, my ears. btw good luck with your surgery tomorrow

TJBM forgot about Daylight Savings Time

True! Totally Forgot haha
TJBM is a darling for reminding me….

…that we will all be thinking of you as you get your ankle fixed tomorrow.
Best wishes for quick recovery @queenie! May the doctors all be talented, the nurses all be kind and the drugs take away all your pain and concerns.

TJBM has enjoyed a truly lazy Sunday

True, had some wonderful mum’s homemade spaghetti and some yummy ice cream, mmm…
TJBM is a sexy beast… have no idea where that came from…

I don’t think so, but thanks anyway

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TJBM Has a body part they want to change

True…Ive always been self concious about my ears…
TJBM is a sexy beast…

Is social awkwardness sexy..? If so, then true!
TJBM prefers Android phones to the iPhone

False. I haven’t jumped on the android, iPhone, Blackberry wagon. I just have a regular cell phone that I often forget to charge. Something about knowing people can call me where ever I am just bugs me.

TJBM sings in the shower.

hmm, sometimes true…
TJBM is a sexy beast…I dunno what’s wrong me

No not really

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TJBM is a sexy minx

I have to think about that! I can be very sexy but I’m more like a sexy librarian lol.

TJBM spends an uncomfortable amount of time playing video games.

FALSE not really interested in video games

TJBM likes to read, but has a hard time finding the time

False: I love to read and more and more I am finding the time.

TJBM drives a red car.

False. I drive a black SUV.

TJBM puts maple syrup on their sausage.

I don’t eat much sausage, but when I do I dip it in syrup! Mmmm good!

TJBM has been directly affected by the tsunami in Japan

False. Quite frankly, I haven’t been paying attention to the tsunami coverage.

TJBM thinks Charlie Sheen is going to die this year.

False he looks like he has a lot of life left in him.

TJBM has children.

False. I don’t have the patience. Bless anyone who does!!!

TJBM is looking forward to sleeping tonight.

Oh, hells yea. I was up all of last night because of a cast party for my school musical. I intend to sleep like a friggin’ rock tonight.

TJBM is planning on watching a movie tonight.

False.

TJBM has a guilty pleasure.

True. Do I have to tell?

The jelly below me was gone for only TWO days, but came back to find there were 130 new responses on this thread.

FALSE been gone about an hour, Help, I’m addicted

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TJBM is also addicted to this thread

False. I just do it to pass time!

TJBM has a tummyache.

FALSE I ate so much the pressure blocks the nerves

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TJBM has dreamed of things they cannot/will not talk about

True!

TJBM has watched something funny on the internet lately.

TRUE every day

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TJBM enjoys crowds as well as alone time.

False. Crowds make me anxious.

TJBM ate breakfast for dinner.

False. Having lasagna and garlic bread.

The jelly below me is going to slap me because I beat em to the answer, LOL.

TRUE (lack of previous question)

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TJBM changes clothes more than once a day

True. I go to my morning classes in my pajamas and then I change into something as equally comfy but not as slack for the rest of the day. Hahaha.

TJBM has a hamster.

FALSE but I do have 1 dog, 4 cats, 15 fish, 4 frogs, 1 eel, and 4 horses

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TJBM us up in the wee hours fluthering

False. Not anymore! I try to get a good amount of sleep. I’m too stressed lately.

TJBM wants to come eat the rest of my pancakes. I’m stuffed!

False, I’m just about to eat dinner. Put your pancakes in the frizzer; they’ll keep.

The jelly below me wants to join our food party!

False. If I thought about any more food, I think I’d gain 800 pounds.

TJBM has been to Russia.

FALSE but I would to eat pancakes

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TJBM thinks eating animals is wrong

False. People can eat what they want, I don’t care. I just choose not to eat them.

TJBM doesn’t know how to text.

FALSE I text all the time

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TJBM wants to talk to someone they have never met in person

True. I have a lot of friends that I haven’t met in person yet :(

TJBM drinks too much alcohol.

FALSE I drink very little. I’m always the designated driver.

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TJBM likes quite social interactions as opposed to wild parties

True. Wild parties make me nervous.

TJBM enjoys the opera “La Boheme”.

TRUE
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TJBM has trouble finding people to go to the opera with

False. I don’t like to bring people with me. Plus, I never have the privilege of going. I always have to sing in them.

TJBM enjoys the song “Songbird” by Fleetwood Mac.

TRUE, very much
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TJBM likes the barber of Seville

True. Honey, I like any opera.

TJBM has dated a member of the same sex.

FALSE I’m open minded, but it’s not for me, I’ll stay with females
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TJBM has dated a member of the same sex.
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False.

TJBM likes giraffes.

TRUE
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TJBM likes stuffed animals

False. They’re a pain in the arse.

TjBm rEaLlY hAtEs WhEn I dO tHiS.

TRUE I also do not like text speak
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TJBM does not make the bed unless they are expecting company

False. I must make it everyday.

TJBM wants to go make some tea for me because I’m too lazy to go get it myself.

TRUE I just made some about 5 minutes ago

TJBM does not like their middle name

False. My middle name is actually pretty interesting.

TJBM thinks something crazy is going to happen March 19th because of the “supermoon”.

FALSE I find it interesting but do not expect anything to happen

TJBM has an interest in cosmology

True. I used to be very into it, but that interest has sort of waned.

TJBM doesn’t have a Facebook.

FALSE I do have facebook, and myspace

TJBM prefers SUV’s over cars or trucks

True. I own 2 of them.

TJBM has tried eating a waffle and ice cream sandwich.

I haven’t.

TJBM hates Twitter.

True And you should try it! It’s delicious

TJBM loves avocados.

I also hate twitter, love ice cream & waffle sandwiches, but I do not care for avocados

TJBM loves sitting in front of a fireplace on cold winter days

False. The Russian in me likes to endure the cold.

TJBM likes to wear scarves.

FALSE not really my style

TJBM iceskates

True.

TJBM drives a crappy car.

FALSE I drive a fairly new, full size luxury SUV

TJBM like to go to upper class restaurants.

True. Thankfully I am fortunate enough to afford them.

TJBM prefers vodka over wine. I DO!!!

true

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TJBM likes being pampered