Well as @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard has already, in extensive detail, described my love for hawt nekkid wiminz I’ll overlook that part of my day.
Average weekday:
5am – Roll over in bed. Shift in and out of REM sleep. Have dream wherein food is probably the main focus.
6am – Have food stolen by Tom Cruise riding a dragon made of sheep or something akin to that. Damn it Tom Cruise.
7am – Get woken up at 7.30am by 3 alarms placed in strategically difficult to reach places around my room. Hate humanity.
8am – Wake up again. It’s that late already!? But I only closed my eyes for 5 minutes!? Eat quick breakfast, shower/brush teeth, consider doing something with hair but remember that one time two attractive girls at that bar said I pulled off the scruffy look. Seriously man, when are you gonna let that go? Where was that anyway? Man I must’ve been really drunk. Oh right, university! So I head off to university which is just up the road thankfully.
9am – In lecture sitting with friends. People make mention of how I should get more sleep as I always seem grumpy in the morning. Try to concentrate on taking notes instead of hating humanity.
10am – Lecture continues. Gave up on taking notes so try to imagine myself having a discussion with someone about the content.
11am – Hour break, eat a sandwich or some fruit and have a chat with miscellanous friends. Humanity starts growing on me again.
12pm – Lecture. Take notes and annoy fellow classmates by being the guy who asks questions over-enthusiastically (yeah, you know the guy)
1pm-4pm – This varies alot. I have a lab somedays, statistics work others, project group meetings, go to sports clubs, society or volunteering work, part-time work (though I usually do weekends), or, if all else fails, I hang around with friends. This tends to be my “actively working but somewhat flexible” time.
5pm – Start conversation with stranger. No seriously, this is a disturbingly consistent event in my life. Yesterday I noticed a guy wearing a purple t-shirt at a shop so I asked him, “So purple, how do you feel about that?” semi-humourously to which he then gave me a full description of how purple reminds him of war. It was interesting.
6pm – Back home, by myself or otherwise. Greet housemates hogging the TV, Xbox or worse, debating needlessly arbitrary issues without me, and then head to my room and study. Start preparing for dinner.
6.10pm – Gave up studying course material. Study subject area that’s completely irrelevant.
7pm – Continue studying with intervals of wikipedia hopping (The proportion of literate children in South Korea!? Now we’re talkin’!), Cracked and various other websites that will later be more vividly remembered than the majority of my life achievements.
8pm-10pm – This is similar to 1–4. I usually just laze about, do something social or eat a late dinner if I haven’t had dinner already. On some weekdays I have sports clubs that train late. If it’s a friday I go to the regular pub with my friends.
11pm – Unknown. If up past 12am+ no human can pinpoint what they were doing at 11pm. It is simply put there to look back on at 12am and announce, “Man, I didn’t realise it was that late. What have I been doing?”
12am – Realise it’s quite late and wonder what I’ve been doing. 30–40 minutes of exercise. Openly play out how I’d handle a knife fight against 4 guys at once while really hoping that no one walks in.
1am – Explore the wonders of the internet.
2am – Continue to explore the internet while pondering on the days discussions. Todays being when my friend Toby proposed that whale hunting should be legalised, but only if all whale hunters kill the whales with their bare hands. How hard can it be?
3am – Go to bed and read until I can’t concentrate anymore.
4am – Enter stage 3 sleep. Realise subconciously how much I’m gonna hate humanity for this tomorrow.
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