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What are some happy thoughts that keep you from taking the rifle to the rooftop when you're having a lousy week?

Asked by Adirondackwannabe (33632 points ) March 16th, 2011

Monday sucked and it’s gone downhill from there. Got any generic pick ups? Stress relievers? Or good reasons to go up on the roof? Tips for when they come to take me away? Blast away and as always, good jokes appreciated.

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Austinlad's avatar

Not owning a rifle helps a lot.

erichw1504's avatar

The thought of blasting a rifle on a rooftop.

YoBob's avatar

The problem with blasting people from the rooftop is that it always ends up badly. Either you get picked off by a SWAT team sniper, or they talk you down so you can spend the rest of your days in a nice cozy cell.

As if that isn’t bad enough, those holophobic gun grabbers just love to paint a picture of the 99% of law abiding gun owners out there as being just one bad day away from a shooting spree and would just love to hold you up as an example.

bunnygrl's avatar

That spring is almost here (although we had snow here yesterday lol) the flowers are starting to bud, the world is coming to life again after such a hard winter. Fluther is a wonderful reason too, I don’t know what I’d do without all of you guys on bad days (and good ones too). <hugs fellow jellies tightly>

I’ll end on a joke…... A nose walks into a bar and asks for a beer and the bartender says…... “I can’t serve you, you’re already off your face!!” <giggles and falls over> hey, I didn’t say it was a good joke lol :-)

keep smiling honey, it’ll get better, I’m having a pretty bad week too, maybe its just one of those weeks. <hugs> xx

two cows are standing in a field, swishing their tails, doing whatever it is that cows do in fields all day, looking over a hedge or whatever and one cow turns and looks at the other cow and says “mooooo.” The other cow looks toward the first cow and says “I knew you were going to say that!” That has got to be the worst joke so deserves at least a giggle? No? nothing? not even a wee smile? here have one of mine :-) <huggles> xx

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@bunnygrl Those are so bad I had to laugh.

tedd's avatar

Boobs. (quite often thats all I need)

Cruiser's avatar

I just think of how nice it is to cozy up under the covers with my honey and how much I would miss that. ;) The mere thought of getting dragged off to jail and having to cozy up to hairy back Bruno keeps my head in the right place.

bunnygrl's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe LOL I know.. totally awful :-)
huggles xx

MissA's avatar

I’m having a rough time right now on several fronts. Yet, the other day, I met someone who lives on Adirondack Street. Made me think of you…then, I smiled.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@MissA I was wondering how things were going for you. Your avatar made me smile. Luck.

erichw1504's avatar

@tedd I like boobs.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Happy

I think Capt.Sensible is happy because he has gone commando. XD

ratboy's avatar

Shit! I couldn’t even hit the ground from the rooftop with my rifle (for fighting), so I take my gun (for fun) to where the boobs are.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille That’s great!
@ratboy I’m a good shot, but your idea sounds like more fun.
Rifle to the rooftop idea now gone. Thanks guys. Although I’m still a little disturbed by hairy back Bruno.

Blackberry's avatar

Realizing it isn’t that bad in the first place, the sex I’ll be having later, the food I’ll be eating, and the consciousness that allows me to see the beauty in something as simple as a bright, blue sky on a sunny day.

Coloma's avatar

I just remember that this whole existence is temporary and really, nothing matters at all. lol

And, I don’t own a rifle.

I’d have to get creative, like drown myself in the hot tub, or gas myself in my car in the garage. lol

Seriously though, I try to use humor at every turn.
I do think this is all one big cosmic comedy. ;-)

MissA's avatar

You’re a good egg, Coloma.

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