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Who wants to play the five-worded Q & A game (part II)?

Asked by erichw1504 (26341 points ) April 8th, 2011

As requested by @ladymia69, I have started a second part to this game.

The Game:
– One person will ask a question with exactly five words
– The next will answer with exactly five words
– Then the next will ask a new question and so on…

The Rules:
– Questions can be vague or specific and they don’t have to relate to the previous question, but can if you want to
– Answers have to actually answer the question as best as possible. It can be funny, weird, truthful, or anything
– Try not to repeat a previous question or answer
– Think outside the box and have fun with it!

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366 Answers

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Who is going to start?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

You did, you silly goose!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Where is your question @WillWorkForChocolate ?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

and goose is @Columa

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

When reading the rules, it looks like you only ask or answer; you don’t do both. Since I answered, the next person should ask a new question.

erichw1504's avatar

Wow, we’re doing good, no?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

We are learning; and yes!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Has anyone found my brain?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I didn’t know it’s missing!

Seelix's avatar

Anyone wanna fold my laundry?

erichw1504's avatar

No thanks, I’d rather sleep.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

How do you want it?

picante's avatar

Tied with a satin ribbon.

erichw1504's avatar

Where would you like it?

Seelix's avatar

Wherever you can put it.

thorninmud's avatar

What are the ten commandments?

picante's avatar

Don’t do this times ten.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Time of your life, when?

Ladymia69's avatar

All times; right now, also.

GracieT's avatar

I’m busy. Can I later?
(I fudged it a little, does it still count? )

picante's avatar

You can and you will.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Does mama know you’re here?

erichw1504's avatar

No, please don’t tell her.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

What’s on the road a-head?

Seelix's avatar

GAH! It’s a head, actually.

erichw1504's avatar

And whose head is it?

etignotasanimum's avatar

It is your head, obviously.

erichw1504's avatar

How did it fall off?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It was a-shakin and a-bakingl . .

picante's avatar

Your martini – stirred or shaken?

erichw1504's avatar

Stirred, I’m not like Bond.

GracieT's avatar

Both, erichw1504. I like both!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Where were we before this?

picante's avatar

Chasing our own elusive dreams.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

How can that be so?

erichw1504's avatar

Who knows, it’s just rubbish.

picante's avatar

Garbage in / garbage out—no??

MilkyWay's avatar

Really Don’t Care very much.

WasCy's avatar

Can we change the rules?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, it’s not very polite.

WasCy's avatar

We can’t answer, then ask?

MilkyWay's avatar

What on earth do we?

erichw1504's avatar

@WasCy OK, that would probably be a good idea.

++ALERT, ALERT++

Consider the rules changes from here forward! You must answer the previous question, THEN ask a new one!

++ALERT, ALERT++

erichw1504's avatar

I’ll start it off

Do you like the change?

MilkyWay's avatar

Not very sure, perfectly honest.

erichw1504's avatar

@queenie Did you read the change?

WasCy's avatar

I like the change now.

Do you think it’ll work?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes, I surely think so.
Does Britain have a King?

erichw1504's avatar

I couldn’t tell ya @queenie.

Does America have a president?

MilkyWay's avatar

as sure as eggs @erichw1504
Do you believe in magic?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Magic, magic; I like magic.

Do we have a magician?

erichw1504's avatar

I hope! Let’s find out.

Can you search for one?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

He was just on Stage.

Oh, where did he GO?

I like this better

erichw1504's avatar

He disappeared into thin air.

Now what will we do?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

See his assistant, ask her.

Was that smoke I saw?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, I had bad beans.

How bad is that smell?!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

The paint is peeling off.

Where is the Lysol spray?

erichw1504's avatar

We ran out of it.

Are you gunna pass out?

Ladymia69's avatar

When the drink gets stronger.

Does anyone have any Chartreuse?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, I try no drinking
Who’s suffered depression in past?

erichw1504's avatar

I assume many people have.

Are you feelin’ lucky, punk?

MilkyWay's avatar

lucky? me? Sure am, buster!
What about you beneath me?

erichw1504's avatar

I’m feeling plucky, not lucky.

How many jellies make pancakes?

Coloma's avatar

Zero, Jellyfish don’t make pancakes

Can you bake a cherry pie?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Billy boy, Billy boy—-Yes

Does this make a pancake?

Coloma's avatar

No pancakes for you Willie. ;-)

Where’s the big banana boat?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Day-O Day-o Dayay-O Wanta Go….

Who has the whip cream?

Coloma's avatar

“Not I ” said the lady

‘Whip cream’ does it scream?

kalrbing's avatar

the cream does not scream

Tropical_Willie's avatar

But where is QUESTION?

erichw1504's avatar

That’s a good… question @Tropical_Willie.

Maybe @kalrbing forgot and left?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

That would be too BAD.

Where is the next jelly?

erichw1504's avatar

That would be me again!

Do you want to boogie?

Coloma's avatar

She’s a brick house, mighty….

Can you boogie back?

creative1's avatar

Nope, don’t like to boogie….
What is stun spelled backwards???

Coloma's avatar

Nuts, that was so easy!

What time is it now?

erichw1504's avatar

It is twelve forty-four CST.

Why is the sky blue?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Because it is not Orange you peel and eat oranges.

Where is the next question?

creative1's avatar

It is coming up now!!!
What color is an emerald?

erichw1504's avatar

Aren’t emeralds blue or something?

Will you cut the grass?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, not enough to cut
Do you like Gardening jelly?

thorninmud's avatar

Nah, jelly doesn’t grow here.

What’s your favorite ethnic cuisine?

erichw1504's avatar

Anything Mexican my fine jelly.

Have you had your shots?

GoJessGo's avatar

Haven’t had my rabies yet.

Do you like to bite?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I’ll bite jello shots , YES.
What flavor would you like?

erichw1504's avatar

I would like mint taco.

Can you make handmade baskets?

picante's avatar

No, nor baskets of hands.
Are Fridays special date nights?

erichw1504's avatar

Sometimes, but not for me.

Have you seen my ball?

thorninmud's avatar

@Seelix is playing with it.

Can you cheer me up?

Coloma's avatar

Sure, what do you need?

Who wants a happy brownie?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

A happy brownie, how nice.
Do you grow your own?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, come down and see.

Want to take some home?

reijinni's avatar

Why would I do that?
Do you ever wear orange?

erichw1504's avatar

Especially when the Orange play.

Are you going home soon?

picante's avatar

Not soon enough – two hours.
Seen the Decorah eagles nest-cam????

yankeetooter's avatar

What’s the eagles nest -cam?
I’m going to play now…

picante's avatar

It’s http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles and I’m hooked.
Will you take a look?

yankeetooter's avatar

I’ve already done so…
How cool is this cam?

picante's avatar

It soars like an eagle.
How has your day been?

yankeetooter's avatar

It has been so-so…
Should I ask the same?

picante's avatar

Good day here; great lunch.
Will Coloma hit 20K today?

yankeetooter's avatar

I should absolutely say so…
What are people doing tonight?

Seelix's avatar

I’m not doing anything interesting.

What about you? Any plans?

yankeetooter's avatar

I’m watching the Oriole game…
Does anyone else watch baseball?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Hockey is my favorite game.
What’s the game for others?

yankeetooter's avatar

Hockey is so very violent…
Any players left with teeth?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

A little violence is good.
Who needs teeth for anything?

yankeetooter's avatar

Teeth are good for biting…
Who likes the Twilight Series?

yankeetooter's avatar

Just trying to be funny…
Did I scare everyone off?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I don’t watch that show.
Do you bite during sex?

yankeetooter's avatar

I will never tell you…
Perhaps I’m a hockey player?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Then you’d have to gum.
Would that be a turnoff?

yankeetooter's avatar

Depends on who you ask…
Can someone change the subject?

creative1's avatar

I would like to play
what time are we drinking?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Soon I hope it’s Five! somewhere

Where are the wet jellies.

yankeetooter's avatar

I’ll be drinking at 7:05…
What the heck’s wet jellies?

creative1's avatar

wet jellies are sloshed jellies
Is talking dirty fun drunk?

yankeetooter's avatar

I’ll have to try later…
Anyone available for an experiment?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Ya I’ll jump in here.

Call nekkid jellies over later?

yankeetooter's avatar

No naked jellies are wanted…
Dirty talk and drinks, anyone?

erichw1504's avatar

Sounds like fun to me!

What will be first topic?

yankeetooter's avatar

We’ll mutually agree on one…
Did you have a suggestion?

ratboy's avatar

Yes, but it’s relatively tasteless.
Do slimy jellies need lubricant?

yankeetooter's avatar

You are right about tasteless…
Should I change my tactics?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Change the subject while PG ! !

What will we have next?

yankeetooter's avatar

I’m writing a song parody…
Why did @erichw1504 stump me?

erichw1504's avatar

Don’t know how I did…

How did @erichw1504 stump you?

etignotasanimum's avatar

He tried to trip me.
Would you fall down too?

yankeetooter's avatar

No, no, with song title…
Should I still make attempt?

yankeetooter's avatar

I lost the crowd maybe…
Change the topic once again?

thorninmud's avatar

(cue sounds of crickets chirping)

Does this girl like me?

yankeetooter's avatar

Well, I don’t know yet…
Are you outside or what?

thorninmud's avatar

No, just setting the mood

Is it the weekend yet?

etignotasanimum's avatar

Not quite, but very soon.
Will you drink many shots?

yankeetooter's avatar

I don’t do the shots…
Can you please say margarita?

Seelix's avatar

Margarita margarita margarita margarita margarita.

Are you quite satisfied now?

yankeetooter's avatar

I am very greatly amused…
Were you cheating just now?

Seelix's avatar

No, not in the least.

Must they be different words?

yankeetooter's avatar

Nobody said this at all…
I guess you’re okay then?

Seelix's avatar

Sure, no problems here, pal.

So… where’s the crocodile gone?

yankeetooter's avatar

Back into the murky pond…
And who is croc again?

rooeytoo's avatar

This is the best croc.

Will we win the championship?

yankeetooter's avatar

Don’t know-a baseball fan…
Should I be rooting for you?

rooeytoo's avatar

I am a Yankee’s fan.

But will the Crocs win?

yankeetooter's avatar

Crocs yes, but Yankees no…
How come a Yankee fan?

reijinni's avatar

Not much of yankees fan.
Do you like Stephen Colbert?

yankeetooter's avatar

My sister does, he’s okay…
Should he run for president?

Ladymia69's avatar

If Jon Stewart is Vice.
Can we be frank here?

yankeetooter's avatar

Sorry, I am already yankeetooter…
Do you like hot dogs?

Ladymia69's avatar

I have to say yes.
Do you like them grilled?

yankeetooter's avatar

Burnt crisp over a bonfire…
What toppings please you most?

Ladymia69's avatar

Nothing but ketchup and mustard.
Are you having them tonight?

etignotasanimum's avatar

No, it’s pot roast instead.
Maybe mashed potatoes for side?

yankeetooter's avatar

Too much cooking is involved…
How about chili and relish?

Ladymia69's avatar

That’s also much too difficult.
How about cereal and milk?

yankeetooter's avatar

Now that’s more my style…
Do you like Frosted Flakes?

lifeflame's avatar

Can’t stand the sugar rush.
How about fruit and museli?

yankeetooter's avatar

Way, way, way too healthy…
Are Lucky Charms magically delicious?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yep, how i turned queen…
What’s going on over here?

yankeetooter's avatar

Same thing as over here…
Why am I so bored?

MilkyWay's avatar

Because I am bored too…
Who else is bored here?

creative1's avatar

I am not board yet
Why no dirty talking yet?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It is still PG time.

Will it start real soon? ?

MilkyWay's avatar

I have Absolutely No Idea
Maybe some one should start?

creative1's avatar

3 pigs fell in the mud
Are there any men here?

yankeetooter's avatar

Alas, not I, I fear…
What movie to go see?

Ladymia69's avatar

The one that starts now.
What’ll you do after that?

MilkyWay's avatar

I don’t know…talk dirty?
Should I talk dirty now?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No not now Pleeze @queenie .

Where’s @creative1 with the joke?

MilkyWay's avatar

I don’t very much know…
Oh @creative1, where are you?

creative1's avatar

I am at your service
Difference between erotic and kinky?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

IF you don’t know then…..

Where the rest of pigs?

creative1's avatar

Frying in the pan…. yummy
Don’t you like yummy bacon?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Sausage is good and bacon.

What else are we eating?

MilkyWay's avatar

Warm Pancakes, oozing maple syrup.
Would you not like that?

creative1's avatar

yes with bluberries on top!
Would you like whipped cream?

reijinni's avatar

I must pass for now.
Who likes some Mexican bacon?

MilkyWay's avatar

I do, I do! Me!
The Jelly Below Me is?

yankeetooter's avatar

It is I, I’m back
Which movie didst I see?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It was “Marvin the Martian”

Where did everybody go to?

creative1's avatar

We were all sound asleep!
What’s cooking for breakfast now?

yankeetooter's avatar

Nothing on the stove yet…
Should I grab something out?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, else you’ll burn yourself!
Who’s had their breakfast yet?

yankeetooter's avatar

I have had cold pizza…
Anyone end up making pancakes?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, not me. I wish…
Would someone kickitup a gear?

creative1's avatar

Dance like nobody’s watching you
How do you like to party?

yankeetooter's avatar

No partying right now-sad…
Can someone cheer me up?

MilkyWay's avatar

Of course I can. Here
you all Cheered up now?

yankeetooter's avatar

Funny, but still kinda sad…
Should I go book shopping?

MilkyWay's avatar

Only if you want to…
Does this cheer you up?

creative1's avatar

Funny but was not sad
Why not try dating online?

yankeetooter's avatar

Don’t like the online dating…
Should I take a nap?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes,think I’ll join you.
Is the next jelly sleepy?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’m friggin exhausted and sleepy.
Anyone else feeling the same?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes, as i said so ; P
Will you excuse me please?

yankeetooter's avatar

Doubleheader’s on later this afternoon…
Think my team wins both?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

The Yankee’s are pond scum
Did you see my Sabres?

yankeetooter's avatar

No, no viewings of Sabres…
Who likes the stupid Yankees?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I got that from Yankeetooter.
Who is your team then?

yankeetooter's avatar

The Orioles are my team!
Who else to root for?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

The Orioles are not bad.
What lunatic started this thread?

yankeetooter's avatar

I’m not sure right now.
What do the Sabres play?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

The Sabres play ice hockey.
You familiar with the NHL?

Ladymia69's avatar

No, and don’t wanna be.
Who had to work today?

yankeetooter's avatar

I most definitely did not…
Why else quit second job?

Ladymia69's avatar

That was a weird question.
Do you toot yankees, then?

yankeetooter's avatar

No-Civil War and instrument….
Why am I so tired?

creative1's avatar

You maybe a little depressed
How can we cheer @yankeetooter?

yankeetooter's avatar

I know what would work…
Does loss of love ease?

creative1's avatar

yes in time it does
What do you think jellies?

yankeetooter's avatar

Waiting despairingly for this easement…
Will Monday bring any hope?

creative1's avatar

Meet new ones it helps!
What are you afraid of?

yankeetooter's avatar

Not talking to him again…
What if I meet nobody?

Ladymia69's avatar

Your best mate will come!
How old are you, @yankeetooter?

yankeetooter's avatar

40 long years I am…
Why’d I dream of him?

erichw1504's avatar

Because he wants inside you.

Wasn’t that a short weekend?

GoJessGo's avatar

Way too short for me!

When does Friday come again?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Only once a week , DARN.

Where did the Flutherbot go?

erichw1504's avatar

I don’t give a crap.

Who wants to make pie?

GoJessGo's avatar

Not me, I am working.

What kind of tasty pie?

erichw1504's avatar

A jelly pie of course!

Who here has baking skillz?

yankeetooter's avatar

Not I, I fear not…
Anyone use a crockpot much?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, on occasion I do.

Do you speak Klingon, sir?

yankeetooter's avatar

It’s ma’am, and no sir…
Which Star Trek is best?

erichw1504's avatar

None of them is best.

Do you like to party?

yankeetooter's avatar

Not much the partying type…
Do you, I take it?

erichw1504's avatar

Occasionally, with pancakes and nekkidness.

Can you fly a plane?

yankeetooter's avatar

A paper airplane, I suppose…
How to party with pancakes?

erichw1504's avatar

Make pancakes, invite people, party!

Not so hard, was it?

yankeetooter's avatar

No, kinda sounds like fun…
Do you rent out IHOP?

erichw1504's avatar

No, but a good idea!

Which IHOP should we rent?

etignotasanimum's avatar

The largest one they have.
How much would renting cost?

GracieT's avatar

More than I can pay.
Where is our IHOP located?

yankeetooter's avatar

Mine is in Baltimore, MD.
Can everyone come to here?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It’s a drive to Maryland

Can you come down here?

yankeetooter's avatar

I have too many classes…
And where are you located?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Just down I-95 six hours.

Maybe Richmond would be good?

yankeetooter's avatar

Close, but not close enough…
Should we eat cyber pancakes?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Okay with you, okay me.

Blueberry or “hot” pancake syrup?

yankeetooter's avatar

I really like blueberry syrup…
What mean you by “hot”?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

They serve the syrup “HOT”

When was the last IHOP?

yankeetooter's avatar

Today, I jump, I leap…
Why am I so happy?

creative1's avatar

Because your finally moving on
When is the last question?

yankeetooter's avatar

Fate played a joke tonight…
Why am I so confused?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

You starred in Twilight Zone.

Where is the Italian Dressing?

yankeetooter's avatar

The Italian (?) was buying coffee…
What flirty thing sayest I?

erichw1504's avatar

Couldn’t tell you, my friend.

Where shall we begin today?

yankeetooter's avatar

With a rainy, dreary morning…
Do you like drinking coffee?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, especially if it’s iced.

Have you met your maker?

yankeetooter's avatar

Then I wouldn’t be here…
Is that a threat, lol!?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes it is a threat!!!

Are you feelin’ lucky, punk?!

yankeetooter's avatar

I have my scotchin’ knife…
Are you talkin’ to me?

erichw1504's avatar

Gunna need a bigger boat.

See the yellow brick road?

yankeetooter's avatar

Yes, I’m taking it now…
Why need a bigger boat?

erichw1504's avatar

Jaws gunna eat ya up!

And what is the Matrix?

yankeetooter's avatar

It is all around you.
Are you Neo, the one?

erichw1504's avatar

No, I can’t be me…

How to stop the machines?

yankeetooter's avatar

Unplug them from the wall…
Will this break the circuit?

GracieT's avatar

The circuit is already broken!
Should we start over now?

erichw1504's avatar

No, we must defeat them!

Who’s got a laser gun?

yankeetooter's avatar

I don’t have a license…
Will a bazooka gun do?

erichw1504's avatar

No, dammit! Get a license!

How long will it take?

yankeetooter's avatar

Watch your language please, sir…
Is there a waiting period?

erichw1504's avatar

I believe so, mother f*cker!

Why should I watch it?

yankeetooter's avatar

The ladies are backing out…
Why is there a need?

erichw1504's avatar

Swearing exemplifies what I mean.

Don’t ladies swear as well?

yankeetooter's avatar

Not this lady, no way.
Do gentlemen feel the need?

erichw1504's avatar

This gentlemen does, for sure.

Is Moon made of cheese?

yankeetooter's avatar

Mostly rocks, dirt and sand…
Are you a cheese lover?

erichw1504's avatar

Not really, some are OK.

Will anyone else join us?

yankeetooter's avatar

Looks like interest is gone…
Do you want to continue?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Surely, “Don’t call me Shirley.”

Where are all the players?

yankeetooter's avatar

I think Jaws got them…
Maybe they’re all at work?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nah, I’m just busy revising…
The next jelly hates exams?

Ladymia69's avatar

Skipped class to avoid them.
Where’ll you be at 9:00?

etignotasanimum's avatar

When, tomorrow? Registering for classes.
Where were you at 9:00?

MilkyWay's avatar

Downstairs, watching T.V, avoiding revision.
Is it 12 yet there?

etignotasanimum's avatar

In morning? Past, 4:00 afternoon.
Do you know military time?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes, but I don’t follow.
Where does @erichw1504 Alien live?

GracieT's avatar

He lives around the corner…
Is that him coming along?

erichw1504's avatar

Why, yes. It is I!

Why am I an alien?

MilkyWay's avatar

Because I started a rumour.
@erichw1504 you think I’m smelly?

yankeetooter's avatar

I know I do not…
What about you, huh, @erichw1504 ?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, by far the smelliest.

How you get so smelly?

yankeetooter's avatar

Won’t answer-I’m not smelly…
From howling at the moon?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, that’s actually quite refreshing ; )
Do you like to howl?

erichw1504's avatar

When I’m in the mood.

Do you like to scowl?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, I usually like smiling.
Do you like eating pie?

erichw1504's avatar

Pie, pie. Yes, oh my!

Can you rap and rhyme?

MilkyWay's avatar

Do that all the time…
Do you like to mime?

erichw1504's avatar

Miming is my favorite hobby.

Does my elbow look knobby?

MilkyWay's avatar

Not as knobby like Dobby.
Does your bed feel soggy?

erichw1504's avatar

No accident last night @queenie.

Are you a big meanie?

yankeetooter's avatar

No, I am really nice?
Is your heart of ice?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, I think you’re nice
Do you like carrots,diced?

yankeetooter's avatar

Okay, prefer in a stew…
Is your favorite color blue?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, my favourite is indigo.
What is your favourite colour?

erichw1504's avatar

Green is how I do.

Want to smell my shoe?

yankeetooter's avatar

Queenie -she made no rhyme…
Do you not have time?

MilkyWay's avatar

Ooops, sorry about that.
Do you have a cat?

yankeetooter's avatar

I once did have three.
Why can’t we all agree?

erichw1504's avatar

I’ll agree if I must.

Who is it you lust?

GoJessGo's avatar

Hugh Jackman is my thing.

Don’t you love his Wolverine?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, he does him justice.

Do you need more practice?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes, I think I do
Don’t you just hate flu?

erichw1504's avatar

It really puts me down.

Why are you wearing frown?

MilkyWay's avatar

I sometimes act a fool
Does your small dog drool?

erichw1504's avatar

I have no dog, yo!

What’s wrong with your toe?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nothing, my toe is fine.
Don’t you think cats divine?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, I like me cats.

Why you wearing two hats?

MilkyWay's avatar

Get your eyes checked buddy.
Do you like getting muddy?

erichw1504's avatar

No, I’d rather get wasted.

What beers have you tasted?

MilkyWay's avatar

100% alcohol free, no kidding
Did you know they’re available?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, O’Douls has they’re own.

Will you watch your tone?

MilkyWay's avatar

oopsy daisy,my apologies again.
Do you like the rain?

erichw1504's avatar

No, I’d rather have sunny.

Are you ready, Easter bunny?

MilkyWay's avatar

Not now, I must mend.
Ready for what my friend?

erichw1504's avatar

It’s almost that one holiday.

What you want to say?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes I say, I’m excited.
Have you ever been fighted?

erichw1504's avatar

Don’t know what that means.

Wow, did you eat beans?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, not since last night.
You been in a fight?

yankeetooter's avatar

I have most decidedly not…
Anyone like to do dot-to-dot?

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL When I was small.
Have you eaten at all?

erichw1504's avatar

Just had a good lunch.

Why your panties in bunch?

yankeetooter's avatar

They are not at all.
Why’d you make that call?

erichw1504's avatar

There were ghosts all over!

What’s your dog’s name, Rover?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, don’t have a dog.
You ever sit on log?

yankeetooter's avatar

Yes, when I am camping…
Why my feet are stamping?

MilkyWay's avatar

Because you are stamping them.
Have you drank some rum?

yankeetooter's avatar

No-I could only wish…
Drink you like a fish?

Ladymia69's avatar

I wouldn’t drink a fish.
Would you kiss a fish?

yankeetooter's avatar

Someone with a fish face…
Have you ever given chase?

Ladymia69's avatar

I chase all the time.
Are you playing both games?

yankeetooter's avatar

I’m playing four games…
Who are we to blame?

erichw1504's avatar

My thoughts exactly, kind jelly.

Do you have a belly?

yankeetooter's avatar

I think everyone has such…
Do you eat jellybeans much?

erichw1504's avatar

Ack! Jellybeans aren’t that great.

Are you gunna be late?

yankeetooter's avatar

No, I am never late…
Do you believe in fate?

erichw1504's avatar

No, fate I find overrated.

Am I just very jaded?

yankeetooter's avatar

No, maybe just slightly cynical…
Do you need services clinical?

erichw1504's avatar

Perhaps, there is this lump…

Maybe it’s just a bump?

yankeetooter's avatar

I hope you are okay…
Will doctors save the day?

erichw1504's avatar

I hope that they can.

What may be the plan?

yankeetooter's avatar

We will have to operate!
Surely it isn’t too late?

erichw1504's avatar

Dunno, I’m feeling kinda woozy…

Aren’t I quite the doozy?

yankeetooter's avatar

You should lay off drugs…
Are you seeing imaginary bugs?

erichw1504's avatar

Not only bugs, but stars.

Shall we go to Mars?

yankeetooter's avatar

If you have a ship…
Could we survive the trip?

erichw1504's avatar

Not with my handy skills.

Do you have more drills?

yankeetooter's avatar

I will in a “bit”.
Did you like my wit?

erichw1504's avatar

Your wit is quite amazing.

Have you ever witnessed hazing?

yankeetooter's avatar

I declare I have not…
Have you done that alot?

erichw1504's avatar

No and doesn’t seem fun.

How long have you run?

yankeetooter's avatar

I don’t run; I hike…
Do you ride a bike?

erichw1504's avatar

Occasionally I have to work.

Aren’t employee discounts a perk?

yankeetooter's avatar

Yes, but none receive I…
Are not gas prices high?

erichw1504's avatar

Way too high, four dollar!

Doesn’t it make you holler?

yankeetooter's avatar

Yes, and scream and shout!
Does it make you pout?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, and yell and scream!

Would you like ice cream?

yankeetooter's avatar

I would; I prefer vanilla…
Have you been to Manila?

erichw1504's avatar

No, I have not been.

Where’d you get that pen?

MilkyWay's avatar

My mum gave gifted it.
You know where I sit?

yankeetooter's avatar

Don’t know where’s your seat.
Can this game be beat?

GoJessGo's avatar

Yes it can, I say.

Have you seen pugs today?

yankeetooter's avatar

Don’t know this person pugs…
Do they give many hugs?

erichw1504's avatar

No, they have sad mugs.

Maybe they need some drugs?

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