((NSFW)) What is the weirdest fetish you've ever heard of?

Personally, the weirdest I’ve come across are foot fetish guys. Have you ever had someone stare directly at your boobs and talk to you? Now imagine that type of attention on your feet…it’s bizarre to me.

Peeing on your partner. Yuck.

I’ll go ahead and share the weirdest one I’ve ever heard.

Getting your partner to act like they’re completely dead and just let them go at it. That’s just kind of absurd to me.

Borgnineiphilia. Sufferers act out the role played by Ernest Borgnine in The Poseidon Adventure. Symptoms include grieving over the sodden carcass of Shelley Winters.

Here’s Wikipedia’s list. Here are some illustrated outtakes from that list.

The weirdest ones to me are bestiality (fucking—or more likely, being fucked by—a dog, for example, or even a horse), feces, vomit, murder, being eaten (literally), watching another guy fuck your wife….

Ok. Those are the weirdest I know of. Or rather, the ones I find most disturbing. I think bestiality is the most disturbing of all. Vomit and shit are too weird to even think about. I can see the theoretical attractions of having a hotwife, but all in all, I would rather the hotwife belonged to some other husband.

@wundayatta Some of those fetishes on the list you provided seem perfectly normal to me!

@KatetheGreat I will send Jeffrey Dalmer over to you right now, I think he may want some dinner, oops you are the wrong sex lol

@KatetheGreat Cool! Which ones?

Blokes who want to wear diapers. And dolcett. {shudders}

@creative1 Oh yes, I love some Jeffrey Dahmer ;)

@wundayatta The ones that have to do with pain, hazardous situations, body piercings and tattoos, and transsexuals don’t really seem that bad. But I’m pretty sure a lot of people take things too far.

@KatetheGreat Interesting. Pain and that sort of thing doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the substances in question. We’re all different, aren’t we? I wonder if there is any explanation for any one individual’s preferred fetishes.

@wundayatta I’ve always wondered that as well. I’d really like to know what things are behind my fetishes.

There a lot of fetishes that don’t appeal to me, but I can say, “Well yeah, that’s sort of like blah-blah-blah which is kind of interesting. So maybe…

But then there are some that I can’t get within ten feet of:

Balloons. I so don’t get that.

Also the one where pretty girls play with food. Huh?

@6rant6 The balloon fetish is a tad bit weird. I don’t quite understand it. But the pretty girls playing with food? Now that is strange! I actually found a website devoted to women farting on cake.

Women. Farting on cake. I don’t know who would actually find that attractive.

Pedal pumping.
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Really…., why….....?

@rebbel I thought I had seen everything until now. Geezum.

The weirdest one to me is anything involving feces. I’m pretty comfortable with all sorts of fantasies… but anything that involves feces, animals or children… fuck no.

@rebbel

Actually, from the pics, it looks to be an extension of foot fetish.

As for why, I guess because they perceive a heel clad foot pumping the gas pedal to be sexy. Many guys also enjoy fast cars and generally have a lead foot themselves so visualizing a high heel-clad sexy woman pumping on the gas pedal and (presumably increasing speed) is most likely some type of nirvana for them, I’m guessing.

@Katethegreat I’m with you

Coprophilia, I find disgusting

@DrBill I agree, but apparently coprophilia is getting very popular these days. I find it absolutely gross!

And the weirdest one I’ve ever heard of was not particularly gross or disgusting but definitely weird because I’ve never encountered anyone else with this fixation.

Yellow rain slickers. Yup. That’s right. The old-fashioned yellow plasticky, rubbery raincoats typically work by little kids back in the fifties or so.

But oddly enough, when he explained it to me, it made sense (for him that is).

He remembered how his Mom used to be really overcautious about rainy days and getting sick etc. So if there was even the slightest chance of rain in the forecast, he had to wear it while walking to school.

The humiliation of (perceived) being stared at by others somehow got combined with an inexplicable sexual excitement and erection (even at quite a young age) that the fascination persisted into adulthood.

Weird but interesting nonetheless. He was a very sweet caring guy and was not into exhibitionism or flashing people or anything non consensual like that. He just wanted to find an understanding girl willing to indulge him in his odd fetish (in the total privacy of their bedroom, of course).

As a matter of fact, with the notable exception of exhibitionists, most fetishists are interested only in finding willing partners to share (or at least be willing to tolerate) their particular fetish. Most are very acutely aware of how difficult this is to find.

I know theres a being crushed fetish, something odd about that, I understand the whole lack of oxygen thing that goes along with it, because I enjoy being choked, but just flat out crushed, NO THANKS! But then again different stroke for different folks, I’m not here to judge.

I have a foot fetish and trust me people are not as understanding as they may seem to be. Some people think I am sick in the head because of it. I find that insulting. I don’t see what the big deal is. Why does it have to be a big deal to some people. The only fetishes I would have a problem with are the ones that involve harm and children. If someone gets off on hurting others then I would find that person to be very dangerous. If someone gets off on children. I would find that person to be the lowest scum of the earth.

@Mikewlf337 I see nothing wrong with your foot fetish!!! {{{HUGS}}}

@Mikewlf337 I’m curious. Is your abject disgust at “someone [who] gets off on children,” included so folks will find you to be more “like them,” in spite of your fetish?

I’m all for protecting the children, but don’t you think those folks are just as unwillingly wired to like what they like as you? I’m thinking, maybe, “Hate the sin, but love the sinner?”

We’re drawn to what we’re drawn for a myriad of reasons – most of them lost to us, probably. They were not of our choosing, and I imagine many of us would prefer to trade ours in. We agree pursuit of some of those desires is a no-no. But I don’t think having the desire makes them “the lowest scum of the earth” any more than your desires should make people unkind to you.

Does anyone really think that pedophilia is an obsession of choice?

Me, I like redheads. Fortunately they are legal and in fair supply in my neck of the woods.

@6rant6 I couldn’t agree with you more. I know someone who was addicted to child porn at a young age and he was arrested for having it on his computer. At that time, he was an extremely confused person and he was going through a very hard time. I know he did not choose to be that way.

I believe that fetishes are just like your sexuality. A gay man doesn’t necessarily just go out and say “Oh hey, I wanna be gay!”. That attraction either grows over time or you’re just born that way.

Certainly any weird fetish is, by definition, weird, but nothing grosses me out like felching.
I have suffered thru a lot of videos online with people doing all kinds of awful things, but this is the one that really gives me the heebie jeebies.

felching:
To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: “Invisible Monsters”

’“Felching,” I lower my voice. I’m calm now. “Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That’s felching. It may or may not,” I add, “include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth.”’

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@KatetheGreat @wundayatta @creative1 Dahmer has nothing on Ed Gein . That’s a fetish.

Furries (I think that’s what they call it.)

@6rant6 No, I don’t give a crap if people think I am “more like them” or not. Why would you even assume that was why I said what I said?

people wearing diapers and being treated like a baby.

breath play (making someone pass out)

bestiality (sex with animals)

shitting or pissing on someone

@filmfann
If she washed her behind orifice beforehand it doesn’t sound that bad, right?!

Shitting on someone. Or puking.

Furrydom weirds me out, even the non sexual aspect. While this features a lot of erotica with anthropomorphic animals, it’s a lot more than a fetish though, although some people probably focus only on the sexual part of it. But there’s whole communities out there who create ’‘fursonaes’’ and dress up like animals, write stories about animal people and all kindsa stuff.

Infantilism is bizarre, and kind of bothers me; adults who wear diapers, act like babies and want to be treated as such. Some of this also includes fantasies about adult game, movie and book characters turned into babies. Very close to ’‘lolicon’’ which is a Japanese form of cartoon (anime) pornography, otherwise known as hentai, depicting tiny adults, or children with fully developed adult bodies. (but small) Eep. Seems pretty pedo to me.

Body inflation/bloating. While most people who are into this do stuff like stick balloons under their clothes or enjoy artwork and written erotica, I saw this site once where people get themselves temporarily bloated through medical means. I wonder just how safe having that done to you might be.

Toilet slavery. This is basically like BDSM revolving around scat, where a dominatrix keeps a male slave trapped in her basement or wtv and feeds him nothing but her feces. There’s loads of ’‘instructions’’ on how to do this properly and take care of the slave so he adjusts to his ’‘nutrition’’ and doesn’t become sick, although outside of role playing and coprophagia/scat/I guess, I doubt this actually happens as described. I’m pretty sure that would be illegal, no matter how much the slave was willing. Even if he wasn’t eating shit (which I certainly don’t believe you can live off of, either) who wants to stay chained to the water tank for months?
Still, people are into this, or at least the idea thereof.

There was another odd one, but I forgot the name, but it’s sexual arousal at the idea of getting amputated. Those who have done it for real rely on the memory of the occurrence years and years after for sexual gratification and release.

Others that are less intense but that still make me go wtf are fetishes about things like casts, leg braces or doing it on wheelchairs. I also remember looking up stuff a while back and finding fetishes for people aroused by dudes with criminal backgrounds, which was a bit odd. I keep forgetting all the damn names though.

Pee, poop, barf, animals, kids. Those are the ones that gross me out. Anything else, I can deal with.

@JustJessica Thanks {{{HUGS}}}

I just saw the guy on 1000 ways to die who had a fetish for women with missing body parts, sort of like what @Symbeline said. The one he found was a lady with only one arm and one eye. There was some special name for it, but I don’t remember what they said.
just for the curious, the guy died by drinking a glasss of water without knowing the girl’s glass eye was in it, and choked on the glass eye

Not sure but maybe getting off on getting great answers from Fluther could be a weird fetish?

@dxs Ahh, I love that show. I saw one on there where a man liked to masturbate with electrified organs.

@mazingerz88 Pshh, you’re just speaking for yourself :P

WARNING! IF YOU HAVE TENDER EYES OR EMOTIONS, DO NOT READ THIS…...

After 13 years as a burglary detective, I thought that I had observed just about everything. Not so.

I received a call to a house that had just been burglarized. Entry gained by kicking in the back door. Owner was not home at the time. A neighbor called in to report a mw had just kicked in his neighbors back door. Inside of the house had been ransacked. We searched to make sure the burglar had left the premises. All clear, except that morbid smell that was choking all of us. What was it? The burglar had deficated on the owners kitchen table and left the toilet paper in the kitchen sink. This was not a burglary to steal something, this was a burglary for this idiot to please his fetish of crapping on someone kitchen table.

This happened for several more weeks with more burglaries, when finally we caught the sick b______d! He is still in prison.

@john65pennington That was really sick, but it totally made me laugh.

The stuffing of rodents into the back door is just too weird to get my head around. this is why we can’t have anything nice.

@woodcutter What you said just reminded me of this

I’ve heard of sock fetish, probably related to foot fetish.

@dxs I dated someone with a sock fetish.

Spanking seems the weiredest to me.