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Want to play the rhyme game? (Part 2)

Asked by MilkyWay (13157 points ) April 14th, 2011

I’ve never made a game before, so I’m feeling excited. If you take part in this game I will be delighted. This only took two seconds for me to write, you can take a moment too whether it be day or night.
Rules :
Each player/jelly will write a sentence that has to rhyme with what the jelly above them has written.This will continue for the next TWO jellies. The third one on can make up a new sentence, which the jelly below them will rhyme their sentence with and so on. It doesn’t matter which subject you base the rhyme on, or if your rhyme isn’t on the same topic as the one above you. The last word of each sentence has to rhyme. For example :
Ooops, did I just talk in rhymes?
Yes, you do that sometimes.
Hey, do you hear those chimes?
Now it’s time to change…
Have you ever been to a free shooting range?
Have fun jellies!

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320 Answers

MilkyWay's avatar

Part 1 was taking too long…

KateTheGreat's avatar

Oh! Look at that man wearing a thong!

erichw1504's avatar

It’s actually kind of trendy.

ucme's avatar

Having a penis that is bendy….go ask Hillary.

KateTheGreat's avatar

There was a sad frog named Henry.

RareDenver's avatar

So what’s this game really all about?

KateTheGreat's avatar

@RareDenver Every two people that reply create lines that rhyme. But you broke the rhyme chain! :P

Brian1946's avatar

“There was a sad frog named Henry.”

Who cheered when he saw a hen read…

MilkyWay's avatar

Let me start over…

KateTheGreat's avatar

I’ve got a pet gorilla named Grover.

Brian1946's avatar

And he’s a pushover.

KateTheGreat's avatar

My pet giraffe is lazy.

ucme's avatar

His idleness is driving me crazy

KateTheGreat's avatar

I lost my favourite shoe.

MilkyWay's avatar

Hey no breaking the rules you.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Purple is my favorite color.

MilkyWay's avatar

I think you misunderstood me like my brother.
@KatetheGreat Psst..the third jelly

Brian1946's avatar

Who sleeps with your mother…

MilkyWay's avatar

I like watching car shows…

KateTheGreat's avatar

But I don’t like the way the water in the river flows.

@queenie Oops, I totally misunderstood the directions! Hahaha, sorry.

Brian1946's avatar

Then let’s all eat at Joe’s!

KateTheGreat's avatar

The music I listen to is absurd.

MilkyWay's avatar

I wish I could fly like a bird..

Brian1946's avatar

Instead of burrowing through books like a nerd.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Whenever I go out, everyone stops and stares.

Brian1946's avatar

Because you have a head full of chairs…

KateTheGreat's avatar

Or it might just be because I have abnormal hairs!

ucme's avatar

Now what shall I do with this spoon?

KateTheGreat's avatar

I say you give it to a loon.

Brian1946's avatar

And teach it an avian tune!

MilkyWay's avatar

I really don’t know what to say.

ucme's avatar

Get down on your knees then & pray

KateTheGreat's avatar

Pray, pray, that the hamster isn’t gay.

MilkyWay's avatar

I haven’t got a hamster yet…

ucme's avatar

Although I hear they make a good pet.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It could rain but I don’ want to bet.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Our love is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

ucme's avatar

Damn simultaneous posting…HARRUMPH!!

Brian1946's avatar

Too much rock & roll has made me rock-bored…

KateTheGreat's avatar

So I’ll end this rhyme in a harmonious chord.

ucme's avatar

Wake me up before you go go…...second time lucky, mwwwahh!

KateTheGreat's avatar

I killed my monkey with a yo-yo.

ucme's avatar

Aww, that’s a big no no.

Brian1946's avatar

Yo monkey is the gorilla my dreams…

RareDenver's avatar

But the gorilla is not the monkey he first seems

KateTheGreat's avatar

They both have a collection of assorted creams.

YoBob's avatar

I’d use the word “orange”, but I’m just too nice.

ucme's avatar

The colour of Don Johnson in Miami Vice.

KateTheGreat's avatar

My grandma’s head is infested with lice.

Brian1946's avatar

There’s nothing bluer than Uranus…

ucme's avatar

Good god I hope it’s not contagious

KateTheGreat's avatar

The crime I just committed was heinous.

Brian1946's avatar

There once was a jelly on Mars…

KateTheGreat's avatar

His name was Prince Lars.

RareDenver's avatar

But was this jelly one of ours?

Brian1946's avatar

There once was a guy named Venus…

ucme's avatar

not again, for the love of….

MilkyWay's avatar

my penis.

RareDenver's avatar

last few went wrong so to start afresh

All these rhymes are just making me crazy!

Brian1946's avatar

An this weed is making me lazy…

Brian1946's avatar

“not again, for the love of….”

“my penis.”

Best part of this thread so far. ;-p

ucme's avatar

sounds like queenie may be a kingie.

RareDenver's avatar

Has this all come to such an untimely and tragic end?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It is just on the river and going around the bend.

Coloma's avatar

and HARK, it’s Coloma, who’ll being it back homa, cuz she’s such a good jelly friend!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It’s the “goose lady”

Coloma's avatar

My porch is so shady

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It like staying out of the Sun because it is EIGHTY.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Stanley liked to chew on straws.

Coloma's avatar

and dressing up in his sisters bras

KateTheGreat's avatar

But his real passion was for sparkly pink macaws.

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The ocean is wide; the sea is blue.

KateTheGreat's avatar

But I bright green dinosaur just took a shit in my shoe.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

The dinosaur has a funny hair-doo.

KateTheGreat's avatar

I met a Spanish man named Carl.

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who died on a marl.

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I once found an oyster with a pearl

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But it was claimed by some girl…

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who said it made her toes curl

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I had a cat that was orange….

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She ate a lot, so she was kind of lar(n)ge…

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and went through sideways and broke the door hinge.

yankeetooter's avatar

At which my heart did really cringe…

Coloma's avatar

to set fire to the cat and watch him singe

Coloma's avatar

Colomas got memory foama

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RareDenvers working hard for that diploma

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I detect a certain therapeutic aroma.

ucme's avatar

Never gonna give you up….

erichw1504's avatar

Never gonna fill your cup…

Coloma's avatar

Lets hope not, and leave the two girls out of it
I never want to play with shit!

MilkyWay's avatar

And I never want to sit with it.

ucme's avatar

Rick Astley…what a tit!

erichw1504's avatar

Yet, he makes you want to dance all day long.

Coloma's avatar

in a polka dot thong

erichw1504's avatar

While singing his favorite song.

ucme's avatar

Sweet dreams are made of these…..

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People in your life who please…

ucme's avatar

I traveled the world & the seven seas

Coloma's avatar

everybody’s lookin’ for something…..

erichw1504's avatar

better than lookin’ for nothing.

ucme's avatar

Let’s hear the Eurythmics sing. :¬)

erichw1504's avatar

I like to bang on the bongos.

ucme's avatar

Um bongo um bongo dey drink it in de congo

erichw1504's avatar

It was so very long ago.

ucme's avatar

It was twenty years ago today….

erichw1504's avatar

We were rolling around in the hay.

ucme's avatar

Me & my best friend Ray!?! Err…....perfectly innocent I can assure you.

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We weren’t more than friends but he wanted to be.

ucme's avatar

I didn’t like the way he was looking at me.

Coloma's avatar

so I ripped off his shorts and let him run free

ucme's avatar

Shout shout let it all out…

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These are the things I can do without.

ucme's avatar

Come on, i’m talking to you so….err, come out?

erichw1504's avatar

Here I am let’s do this dance.

yankeetooter's avatar

I would, but I am in a trance…

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Oops, there goes my pants.

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Let’s kill the thing that is purple.

yankeetooter's avatar

Ooh, excuse me…I had to burp(le)

ucme's avatar

That wind from my mouth it did hurtle

erichw1504's avatar

Much faster than a turtle.

yankeetooter's avatar

I like the Pokemon Squirtle!

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He has fun doing polka.

Coloma's avatar

and he loves Almond Roca

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Covered her in Tapioca.

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Livin’ the vida loca….

erichw1504's avatar

There once was a man from Nantucket…

yankeetooter's avatar

Who collected change in a bucket…(wow-deja vu!)

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but only ended up with 73 cents and said, “F*ck it!”.

Coloma's avatar

Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold

yankeetooter's avatar

Pease porridge in the pot will never get sold…

Coloma's avatar

some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in the pot covered in mold

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Got some magic herb, going to get rolled. I know fourth one.

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh, my! What can that be?

yankeetooter's avatar

I think it’s something that’s a felony…

RareDenver's avatar

Whatever it is it’s fine with me.

MilkyWay's avatar

I just saw something that was impossible.

yankeetooter's avatar

My neighbors sure are gossipful…

reijinni's avatar

Drink more Red Blue.

yankeetooter's avatar

To your heart be true…

Coloma's avatar

Fe fi fo fum

yankeetooter's avatar

I know someone who likes to hum…

RareDenver's avatar

But it makes them look kinda dumb

yankeetooter's avatar

No, they can even walk and chew gum…

MilkyWay's avatar

Why do you do this to me…

yankeetooter's avatar

I am in misery…

MilkyWay's avatar

how do you do it so easily..

yankeetooter's avatar

There ain’t no one who can comfort me…

MilkyWay's avatar

Sure there is… me. : )

yankeetooter's avatar

I was just singing a song…

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which one? Tell me and I’ll sing along.

yankeetooter's avatar

It’s “I am in Misery”, but it’d be wrong…

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Yeah, I’m gonna stay strong.

MilkyWay's avatar

Oopsy daisy..

yankeetooter's avatar

I’m feeling lazy…

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truly think I might go crazy…

yankeetooter's avatar

Sky is looking kind of hazy…

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I just had chocolate, hallelujah!

yankeetooter's avatar

So you like sweets, do ya?

MilkyWay's avatar

who worships the sun god Ra?

yankeetooter's avatar

Only the magicians who say “Tada!”

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You are good at rhyming

yankeetooter's avatar

Nah-it’s all about the timing…

Coloma's avatar

Does anybody really know what time it is?

erichw1504's avatar

No, but can you hear my soda fizz?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I heard the sound, is that what is IS?

yankeetooter's avatar

I hate when it rains, my hair wants to frizz.

erichw1504's avatar

When it gets hot my skins likes to tan.

yankeetooter's avatar

When my face gets hot, I must be near my man!

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Grape soda? I’m not a fan.

Coloma's avatar

Dude! Where’s my car?

yankeetooter's avatar

You left it at the bar!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

That can’t be; it’s way tooo Far !

ucme's avatar

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk…..

yankeetooter's avatar

That’s fine, as long as you don’t eat chalk!

erichw1504's avatar

Wow, you sure talk the talk.

yankeetooter's avatar

At my statements, do you balk?

erichw1504's avatar

Where’s my portal gun?

yankeetooter's avatar

Make sure it’s set on stun!

erichw1504's avatar

This is gonna be fun!

yankeetooter's avatar

Go right ahead, hun!

erichw1504's avatar

There was a time when I felt divine.

RareDenver's avatar

It was when you said you would be mine.

erichw1504's avatar

But then you left and said this rhyme…

ucme's avatar

I wanna sex you up…..

erichw1504's avatar

Come on, lemme see them cups.

ucme's avatar

What & reveal my cute little pups?

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Well yeah, why not?

yankeetooter's avatar

Why? Are you hot?

RareDenver's avatar

Yeah, have you got any pot?

yankeetooter's avatar

Oh, that’s not what I’ve got…!

RareDenver's avatar

All through the years he never knew her name

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But he would smile at her all the same!

erichw1504's avatar

While she thought it was merely a game.

yankeetooter's avatar

Until with some flowers he came…

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“Man”, she thought, “those are lame!”

yankeetooter's avatar

But to get her attention was his only aim…

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The flower shop owner recommended them, so he was not to blame.

yankeetooter's avatar

But he was determined to win over this dame!

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She was feisty and hard to tame.

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Still, her heart he was determined to claim!

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He was in it just for the fame.

ucme's avatar

I wanna live forever…..uzi shots echo around the theatre.

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@ucme Your answer was clever…

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@yankeetooter I thought our rhyme would end never!

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I had one ready, but @ucme it did sever…

When he saw her, in his heart was a flame

erichw1504's avatar

Well, anything can happen in this weather.

ucme's avatar

It’s raining men…...

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I’m won’t be around for a bit, driving home again…

erichw1504's avatar

That’s OK, we’ll meet up soon, my friend.

yankeetooter's avatar

Indeed we will, I’m already about to send…

erichw1504's avatar

something that I hope can mend…

yankeetooter's avatar

Just keep up the rhyming trend…

MilkyWay's avatar

I live just round the bend…

yankeetooter's avatar

Perhaps your car you’ll lend?

MilkyWay's avatar

Fo myself I fend.

RareDenver's avatar

No more rhymes now, I mean it !

MilkyWay's avatar

Why don’t you come and sit?

RareDenver's avatar

On my face and I’ll guess your weight.

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh my, are you askin me on a date? ; P

erichw1504's avatar

If you are, please don’t be late.

yankeetooter's avatar

Unless, it’s due to the workings of fate…

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh, wouldn’t that be great?

yankeetooter's avatar

I’m leaving work sick…G’day mate!

MilkyWay's avatar

What is the current exchange rate?

erichw1504's avatar

Depends, can you wait?

yankeetooter's avatar

Patience is not a common trait…

MilkyWay's avatar

Is your bf’s name Nate?

yankeetooter's avatar

No it’s not…his I will not state…

MilkyWay's avatar

When going fishing, do you forget the bait?
I love breaking the rules!!

yankeetooter's avatar

Yes…and then on salmon I cannot myself sate…

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Have you forgotten about Kate?

yankeetooter's avatar

Ever since she dropped my plate…

RareDenver's avatar

I had to slap the bitch, my dinner was late!

yankeetooter's avatar

you repeated, shame on you!

Would you vote if Trump was on the slate?

erichw1504's avatar

No, I think he’s an ingrate.

yankeetooter's avatar

So basically, it’s him you hate?

erichw1504's avatar

No, actually it was him I ate.

yankeetooter's avatar

Now, don’t make me have to berate…

erichw1504's avatar

Don’t you usually procrastinate?

yankeetooter's avatar

Now I think you exaggerate!

erichw1504's avatar

Nope, now I’m irate!

yankeetooter's avatar

Aw, come on…your poems I appreciate!

erichw1504's avatar

Really? Do they fascinate?

yankeetooter's avatar

Yes, and only sometimes aggrevate!

erichw1504's avatar

I have the ability to levitate.

yankeetooter's avatar

Now I think you overstate!

erichw1504's avatar

No I don’t, I understate.

yankeetooter's avatar

I didn’t mean to agitate…

MilkyWay's avatar

I need to decapacitate…

RareDenver's avatar

So long as you don’t defecate.

yankeetooter's avatar

Your rhyme I did anticipate!

blueiiznh's avatar

Where is my coffee, don’t make it late!

ucme's avatar

Should I fuck up this rhyme to seal my fate?

yankeetooter's avatar

Let’s change the ending word…

erichw1504's avatar

Aw, come on! You’re such a turd!

ucme's avatar

There’s always one, how absurd!

yankeetooter's avatar

Takes one to know one, that’s what I heard!

erichw1504's avatar

Did you hear about the bird?

ucme's avatar

Well everybody know’s the bird is the word!

yankeetooter's avatar

I am such a nerd…

erichw1504's avatar

because you ate a moldy cheese curd.

yankeetooter's avatar

I saved you a third…

erichw1504's avatar

My vision is blurred!

yankeetooter's avatar

My dog just grrrred!

ucme's avatar

She’s not easily deterred.

yankeetooter's avatar

To me, cats are preferred…

ucme's avatar

Hung drawn & quatered!

yankeetooter's avatar

Have my plants been watered?

erichw1504's avatar

“Yes”, he said as he sauntered.

yankeetooter's avatar

In his suit, freshly laundered…

erichw1504's avatar

“What is that stain?”, he pandered.

yankeetooter's avatar

Must have been that run-in with that gander…

erichw1504's avatar

Sorry, I just couldn’t take it anymore.

yankeetooter's avatar

That’s okay, we already did four…

erichw1504's avatar

So, what’s next in store?

yankeetooter's avatar

Blood, guts and gore?

erichw1504's avatar

Maybe, after you do your chore.

yankeetooter's avatar

Will you help me, I implore?

erichw1504's avatar

No, I’m not a helping whore.

yankeetooter's avatar

I am woman, hear me roar…

erichw1504's avatar

Pfft, what a bore…

yankeetooter's avatar

Did you see the movie, “The Core”?

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, and it was a snore.

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Are you sore?

MilkyWay's avatar

Can someone please answer the door?

ucme's avatar

Nah, it’s those bloody jehovas witnessesssssss….. just ignore!

MilkyWay's avatar

Were they knocking at number four?

yankeetooter's avatar

They’ve got pamphlets galore…

erichw1504's avatar

Screw them, I’m watching Jersey Shore!

MilkyWay's avatar

After that, it’s time to mop the floor…

yankeetooter's avatar

Shhh! I’m trying to study lore…

MilkyWay's avatar

Will you pop in and get some popcorn from the store?

erichw1504's avatar

My kitty goes “purr”.

yankeetooter's avatar

My dog is a cur…

MilkyWay's avatar

I love artificial fur

yankeetooter's avatar

I agree with her ^

reijinni's avatar

The coffee I couldn’t stir.

yankeetooter's avatar

Good answer, sir!

MilkyWay's avatar

What was taken to Jesus? myrhh?

yankeetooter's avatar

My fan goes whirr!

MilkyWay's avatar

The bear goes Grrrr

yankeetooter's avatar

My next rhyme will be….er?

RareDenver's avatar

What a time it is to be on Fluther.

MilkyWay's avatar

Yeah, so says my mother…

yankeetooter's avatar

Well, I’m asking another…

MilkyWay's avatar

Careful, she knows my Brother

yankeetooter's avatar

My heart is all aflutter…

MilkyWay's avatar

I just lost a pound in the gutter…

yankeetooter's avatar

money, right?
I bet that made you mutter!

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes, the guy that bumped into me was a nutter…

yankeetooter's avatar

Did you hit him with your putter?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nah, else I’d be known as a rutter

yankeetooter's avatar

I’m in the mood for bread and butter…

MilkyWay's avatar

Why does my dad act as a regretter?

yankeetooter's avatar

Maybe he thought it would be better…

MilkyWay's avatar

I think he was expecting a letter…

yankeetooter's avatar

Is he a trendsetter?

reijinni's avatar

no, he’s a bedwetter!

MilkyWay's avatar

And he yells “get her!”

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