[NSFW] Unexpected witness to office hanky panky what do you do?

Adopt the alpha male role & kick his monkey arse outta there. Excuse me, may I have this screw? Charmed i’m sure.

TASE HIM BRO

Say ‘Hi!’, get what you want and leave. Otherwise you’ll just have to go back later and you might have to explain why you didn’t come back with the supplies you were meant to get in the first place.

‘Toner boner’ – LOL!

Speak to each of them separately and privately, ask them how they intend to proceed. Their answers might provide insight into further action. If either of them refuse, shop ‘em.

Before or after I’m done masturbating?

Nothing, I’m not a snitch when it comes to trivial things like that.

@Blondesjon – You mean there’s a time when you’re not masturbating? Tell me how!

“Well well John, i take it the cure for your STD has had its effect…...?”

I think applause would be in order!

If I didn’t have a personal friendship with either of them, I’d report them immediately. If I did have a friendship with either or both, I’d speak to them privately first, then decide whether to report them.

Ignore it.

Critique his style by holding up placards with numbers on them,Olympic-style.
Anything under a 8,and he gets demoted.5 and below he gets fired.So does she,for not being all that she can be! XD

Smile.

Ignore the whole thing. Not my business.

Take a picture.

What about the accusation that she is being promoted because she’s doing the boss?

Leave quietly, say nothing to anyone and deny knowledge of witnessing the act if either of those two ask me about it. They might know I know but I’ll deny it and hope they don’t ever bring it up again either.

Join in.

I’d be strongly tempted to make my presence known, then exit without a word, for the purpose of having something juicy over both their heads, in case I need to play that card at some point later.

You know.. strategery..

Perhaps her gifts are of a sexual nature.

Do they know you saw them?

@Supacase, they not only know you saw it but like that you did. :0

@Supacase If said manager who hardly acknowledge your work all of a sudden start hinting he will go to bat for you to get a nice position change ot more money that he will go to bat but no promises made what would you chalk up to that sudden interest?

Walk in, say “excuse me, all outta toner” take one of the cases their over, say “you two have fun” wink, and leave

What I would do Is ask where your place of work is!