What's a good Dirty-Thirty Birthday present to send?

One of my great friends is turning 30 next week, and she lives on the other side of the country in Seattle.

I won’t be able to be there for her birthday, so I want to send her an awesome gift. My original thought was to send her a singing telegram, or erotic birthday cake, but she has a pretty action packed week planned for herself with various awesome events, so I’m afraid she won’t be in one place long enough to get that type of surprise.

Additionally, she will be transfering job locations soon, so I don’t want to get her something that will be a burden when it comes time for packing.

With that in mind… what would a newly minted 30 year old woman living in Seattle want?