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(NSFW) What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you during sex?

Asked by KateTheGreat (13615 points ) April 17th, 2011

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YoKoolAid's avatar

I farted while she was giving me a bj

Neizvestnaya's avatar

The guy losing his erection versus a “vart”.

HungryGuy's avatar

Having to take a pee while getting a blowjob…

filmfann's avatar

After sex, and not feeling sick to my stomache from guilt issues, I said “Wow, I feel really good!”
She said “That makes one of us.”

XOIIO's avatar

@filmfann fuck, that’s awful.

why?

ucme's avatar

Whilst indulging in a spot of alfresco shagging, me & the wife were happily humping away & a passing bird shat right on my arse. The offending shite trickled into my butt crack, I soldiered on though, take more than that to stop me pumping XD

mazingerz88's avatar

I fell in love

zenvelo's avatar

Hard to say if it was when I farted very loudly while pumping away or if it was when I passed out on top of my date…..

Frankie's avatar

Probably when my dad walked in on us, followed closely by the couple times I’ve experienced “queefing.”

rebbel's avatar

I don’t want to be too graphic, but let’s say the words orgasm and washing my eye out were involved.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I find it hard to imagine much of anything being embarrassing during sex. Sex is pretty much as up close and personal as it gets, lots of moisture and noises and all kinds of awkwardness. I don’t ever remember anything happening that made me feel embarrassed, but I think I would have laughed it off if that were the case.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

Day after the last day of my period, I popped a tampon in to catch any last drops real quick before my boyfriend came over. I then forgot about it, and he found it by going down on me.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I almost pulled his wig off. LOL!

Blondesjon's avatar

Not all at the same time but I have farted, puked, and fallen asleep (awakened by a punch in the chest and a, “You’re fucking snoring!).

sorry ladies i’m taken

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Ohh, thanks @Blondesjon, you triggered a memory for me. I have thrown up on someone.

Though, as I suspected, I just laughed about it. I wasn’t embarrassed. lol. He laughed, too, once we got him cleaned up.

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Cruiser's avatar

Getting “caught” by a thankfully empathetic Cop was pretty embarrassing and at the same time funny as hell.

knitfroggy's avatar

I got jizz up my nose one time. It was probably a one in a million chance, but I came up for a breather during a blow job and I was going back down, he came and it some how went directly up my right nostril. It was the funniest, most gross and embarrassing thing I ever had happen.

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rebbel's avatar

You should really ask @filmfann about his car sex experience in which he was caught in the act.

filmfann's avatar

@rebbel Ya, just copied and pasted that one. @noelleptc reminded me of it.
A week before we married, my fiance and I drove up to the park to make whoopie. We parked in a secluded spot, and did so.
Afterwards, we were hugging and kissing (mind you, this is in the front seat of a Subaru), and I saw out the back hatch window that a cop car had stopped, was shining a light on us.
I rolled over, back into the drivers seat, and furiously tried to put my sweat pants back on, but somehow got both legs into one leg of the pants. The officer was at my window, knocking, and asking me to open the window.
I rolled down the window and, honest to God, the only thing I could think to say was “How fast was I going officer?”
The policeman just looked at me, and told me he would be back in 5 minutes, and I shouldn’t be here.
I wasn’t.

DominicX's avatar

Hmm…not quite sure what I would consider the most embarrassing, but there have been some terrible moments. There was one time early on when I accidentally…you know…partly in my boyfriend’s hair. Of course that was largely his own fault, but still very embarrassing (and I know some people who have done it on purpose). I’ve also farted before, but so has my boyfriend, and so have many people based on stories I’ve heard from my friends (yes they talk about these things). No one’s ever pointed that out, but it’s still embarrassing. And I’ve had someone comment on noise levels to me afterwards, so that was pretty embarrassing…

Symbeline's avatar

Farting while receiving cunnilingus. It’s not abnormal no, but it’s still embarrassing lol.

Seelix's avatar

It was the last day of my period, and I had a tampon in. We were making out and kind of fooling around, with some pretty heavy petting outside my panties going on. We decided to have sex and so I went into the bathroom to take my tampon out. Well, during all that petting, the string got pushed way up in there and I couldn’t reach it because my fingers weren’t long enough. He reached up in there and brought it down far enough so I could reach it.

Mood-killer, I tell ya.

Oh yeah, another one, same guy. We were in the elevator leaving the apartment and a man got in and said to my boyfriend, “You live in 305? So this is the girl you make so happy every day!” I blushed.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

I peed into my now husband’s mouth during oral sex due to my being pregnant and incapable of controlling my bladder when coughing.

Blondesjon's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir . . . You peed in his mouth while you were going down on him?!? That is fucking amazing!

is there nothing a pregnant woman can’t do?

Symbeline's avatar

That’s actually pretty cool lol. :D

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Blondesjon LOL, maybe I gotta try that next time. Sadly, it was the usual him going down on me situation.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Now that’s love right there.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I once had a guy ask me to deliberately do that to him.

Blondesjon's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir . . . oh. then, uh, ewwww . . . :)

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@MyNewtBoobs Bwahhhaha, yeah, that doesn’t surprise me. I mean, I’ve had that happen too but this was unplanned and therefore really weird for him. @KatetheGreat True story. @Blondesjon I know, I bet he felt the same way.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Ah, see, it was right after he found out I’m a squirter, and I had to spend an hour convincing him they were 2 different functions, only to find out he didn’t really want them to be…

KateTheGreat's avatar

@MyNewtBoobs I had the same exact thing happen. I have had to spend hours telling a guy the difference between them.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@MyNewtBoobs That is beyond hilarious. I don’t get how people still think it’s one and the same.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@MyNewtBoobs I remember that I squirted once and a guy thought I peed everywhere. It was so hard for him to get the concept.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Well, to be quite honest, I think he hadn’t been sober enough of the time since ‘85 to really soak in new knowledge like that.

@KatetheGreat Yeah, it was a lot of saying “I peed 5 minutes before we started having sex, just how much pee do you think I can create in 20 minutes?”

XOIIO's avatar

@MyNewtBoobs lol talking about squrting and “soaking in” XD

Personally I think squirting is relaly hot.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@MyNewtBoobs Hahaha, they can be sooo dumb sometimes.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@XOIIO Me too, so long as it’s actual squirting/gushing and not pee

@KatetheGreat Men, or alcoholics? I mean, yes to both, I just wanna know

KateTheGreat's avatar

@MyNewtBoobs Men. Hahaha. Alcoholics do have their moments though!

augustlan's avatar

Getting caught by my mom, getting caught by a security guard… slightly embarrassing.

One time the TV was on with the volume very low, but I could still hear it. So, we’re going at it, and in the background I hear a news caster say “firefarter” instead of “firefighter” and I totally lost it. I was giggling so hard that I couldn’t even explain why, and the poor man is completely bewildered (he hadn’t heard it). And then… I got the giggle-farts. So attractive.

Most embarrassing (yet epic) story to tell other people: My husband and I broke our bed. Twice. During the same session. The first time, we just kept on going. The second time, the bed tilted so alarmingly that we started to roll out of it. We started laughing so hard that we had to give it up.

tedd's avatar

Pulled out so hard that I slammed my head into the wall behind the bed post.

Schroedes13's avatar

The lasses Mom walked in and stared…..

Symbeline's avatar

What, she just walked in there and started checkin yall out? O_o

Schroedes13's avatar

She walked in. Took a look around, for about 5–10 seconds while we just looked at her. Then she closed the door and left!

Sher_King's avatar

He came on me and my first reaction was to wipe it off on his face. Yeh don’t ask. Should have seen the look on his face. There was one minute of paralysed silence.

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