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seazen_'s avatar

How much are you worth?

Asked by seazen_ (4786 points ) April 22nd, 2011

Apparently, I am worth the same as Donald Trump.

I am worth whatever I feel

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ucme's avatar

You can’t put a price on my head, at least that’s what the kids tell me. That’s good enough for me.
Trump can’t be that wealthy, I mean he can’t afford to call rentokill & get rid of that fucking rodent on top of his head, cheapskate!

wundayatta's avatar

I know pretty much exactly what I’m worth, give or take 50K. And I don’t have a brand to be sullied when I exaggerate the numbers, which I won’t be doing here.

tedd's avatar

They don’t make negative numbers that large (or small I guess).

aprilsimnel's avatar

Hrm.

I think my genes would be worth a lot of money.

Cruiser's avatar

I have done my own mental projections and “The Cruiser” knows his brand is worth a lot! XD

Michael_Huntington's avatar

I am a fucking wizard.

Symbeline's avatar

@Michael_Huntington That was awesome.

What am I worth…in what terms? Well I’ll be indispensable if a zombie outbreak ever occurs. Until then, about half a Subway sandwich, and some fruit punch if it isn’t raining.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

I’m worth more than Trump, that’s for sure.

Blackberry's avatar

We’re all worthless lol.

picante's avatar

Every fucking penny ;-0

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

I’m priceless.

Blueroses's avatar

My weight in Chee-tohs

Or, double checking my wallet, as many Chee-tohs as $4.77 and a breath mint will buy.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

@Blueroses : You keep a breath mint in your wallet?

Blueroses's avatar

heh heh @hawaii_jake yep, I mint my own coins ;)

optimisticpessimist's avatar

@Blueroses I am surprised you don’t keep a wet wipe in their to get rid of the orange fingerprints.

seazen_'s avatar

No need to whisper – it’s the end of a thread of a crappy question in social.

That means: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Worth every dime!!!!!!!

marinelife's avatar

I worth the same as @hawaii_jake. Priceless.

seazen_'s avatar

I’m about ⅔ of a Jake, ½ of a Marina. On a good day.

beckk's avatar

As Benjamin Franklin once said, “Your net worth to the world is usuallly determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones.” I think I’m in debt.

Scooby's avatar

I’m worth more dead than alive! :-/

YARNLADY's avatar

Oh, @Scooby you beat me to it. I have a fairly large insurance policy, so I am literally worth more dead. However, you probably couldn’t pay anybody to do all the stuff I do, so maybe not.

janbb's avatar

To whom?

ucme's avatar

@Scooby & @YARNLADY Would you care to retire to the lounge? Colonel Mustard has this spiffing revolver he’d like to show you…...mwwwwahh!! :¬/

SofaKingWright's avatar

I’ll let you know when I get my exam results.

tedibear's avatar

To whom? And on what day? Financially, not a lot, but enough to have everything I need and some of the things I want.

Occasionally, Mr. Tedibear will say something about being worth more dead than alive because of the $100,000 life insurance policy he has from work. I always tell him no, he’s worth far more to me… as a continuing income stream. :P

ratboy's avatar

I’ve frequently been told that I’m worthless. I guess that means that I, too, am priceless.

Blueroses's avatar

@ratboy I wish I could double down on the lurve I gave you for that answer

optimisticpessimist's avatar

@Blueroses I got your back, but now I have nothing to give.

seazen_'s avatar

@ratboy ‘s answers are usually priceless. I think you are all worth a ton – of lurve.

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