What would your pet be like if he/she were human?

Your most beloved pet is now human and has successfully adapted from peeing in the bushes to peeing in a toilet, rest assured.

But I’d like to know, what is their personality like?
What are their flaws?
What are their qualities?
Do they have any fears/insecurities?
Do they have any goals/passions?

Take what you know of your pet and create a person, if you will.

For example, I have a Chihuahua/terrier. As a human, she would be sassy. Reaaally sassy. Major attitude problem. Troublemaker. As a young adult, she’d be fighting with bitches at the club. Perhaps land in jail a time or two. Oh, and the boys? Total heartbreaker.
But if she loves you, she has your back no matter what. Tender at heart. Very compassionate and empathetic toward the one’s she cares about. She can be a little over-protective and obnoxiously loud – if she doesn’t like you, you’ll know about it, but she’s very gentle and patient with children. As a career, I imagine her definitely doing something with children. She would make a great mother.
She would be a picky eater. Highly independent. Makes and plays by her own rules. Playful, energetic.

Anyway, you get the picture. Have fun with it. ☺