How to you subtly put music on to have sex to?

I’d say either put music on first from a playlist or embrace the non-subtly and ask your partner what music they want to ___ you to. :D

I suggest putting together a sex playlist and having it going before it’s business time.

But like…have it playing when you leave the house in case someone comes home with you? Do you put it on when you enter the room with them?

I think playing “Let’s Get it On” would not be subtle enough.

@sliceswiththings Yeah, put an album on when you get in or have the playlist going before they arrive.
I listen to music all the time without necessarily making love to people.

If we’re at the dude’s house, early in the makeout portion of the evening, you ask in a sexy whisper, “can you put on some music?” If you’re lucky, he gets the hint and breaks out the candles too.

If we’re at my house, probably around the same time: “hang on, I’m just going to put on some music.”

I could try just bringing my accordion to bed.

I like it, @nikipedia !

@sliceswiththings Sexy, it’s got that je ne sais quoi doesn’t it?

I start humming the song’s intro softly, and then I press the power button with my toe. While the stereo comes on full-blast, my humming makes the music seem as if has faded in. The beginning of Master of Puppets is very hard to hum, though.

That’s why God made remotes. Personally, Days of Future Past (Moody Blues) always did it for me. Certainly, in this day and age it would be unexpected! Nobody but us old farts would be distracted enough to sing along…

I simply affix a harmonica (with matching headstrap) to the wife’s lips, an essential part of foreplay you understand. Then, in the throes of an orgasmic expolsion, her squeals of delight are transformed into a strangely melodic tune. Actually, it sounds more like the demented tooting of a runaway stream train, but you can’t have everything ;¬}

Say something like, maybe we should put on some music so that the neighbors will be less likely to hear us? Or, get a stereo that has a remote control – could be more subtle than getting up to turn it on?

If you’re hanging out at the house beforehand, like cooking dinner or having drinks, play some background music then. It’s more natural and under-the-radar than playing music specifically for sex.