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Ltryptophan's avatar

What is the best print media for aiding defecation?

Asked by Ltryptophan (9100 points ) May 6th, 2011

While on the toilet what most loosens thy wrath?

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geeky_mama's avatar

defocation? Is that when you take your bifocals off? I don’t attempt print media with focation.

yankeetooter's avatar

I’d answer this, but we all know that ladies do not read on the toilet (along with belching, farting, etc.)

geeky_mama's avatar

Nor does our sh*t stink. (Ladies, that is.)

yankeetooter's avatar

that makes a lot more sense, lol!

geeky_mama's avatar

Ahh. But now my answer makes no sense. <sigh>

yankeetooter's avatar

No, it was funny, @geeky_mama. If people couldn’t be here to appreciate it in all of it’s glory for the first few moments, then that’s their loss, lol!

AmWiser's avatar

^^Ditto! what @yankeetooter and @geeky_mama said.:p
The nerve…

zenvelo's avatar

Back to the question: The New Yorker works best for me.

yankeetooter's avatar

Perhaps, ladies all, we could answer this hypothetically…

augustlan's avatar

I’m a lady, and I nearly always read on the throne. Anything that’s handy, really. Novels, Sunday comics, catalogs and magazines. I have been known to read shampoo bottles when nothing else is nearby.

yankeetooter's avatar

Shh! @augustlan! You’ll blow our cover!

Ltryptophan's avatar

So before writing (much less the printing press) what did we do, examine a tree very closely?

yankeetooter's avatar

Watch for spiders on said tree heading our way…

feel very vulnerable with my pants down and spiders around

AmWiser's avatar

Ever encounter a Centipede while on the throne. It’s enough to scare the s#!t out of ya.

yankeetooter's avatar

Well then you don’t need any reading material, do you, @AmWiser?

yankeetooter's avatar

And yes, my old church always had huge centipedes in the bathroom in the winter…I hated going in there…(shudder)

ETpro's avatar

Who Moved My Cheese?, Gone with the Wind , The Purpose Driven Life

Haleth's avatar

This q made me snort wine out of my nose. Thanks, guys.

ETpro's avatar

@Haleth Ouch. I hate when that happens.

ucme's avatar

A book in the horror genre would be ideal for aiding with ablutions. Well, they are designed to make you shit yourself are they not?

Blueroses's avatar

My bank statement and the bills in one sitting.

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