What you you do when you're at a bar?

I hardly ever go to bars, and when I do, it’s usually with a friend. I have one beer. That’s about it. I’m such a light weight. I don’t particularly enjoy bars or drinking, but it’s a lot better now that smoking has been made illegal in bars.

I know other people go hang out with a lot of friends. I know some go with one friend and some guy hits on them and sneaks the date rape drug in when they aren’t looking. They get found later dazedly wandering down a random street, unable to say how they got there.

Some guys go to pick up someone. So do some women. There must be hundreds of other reasons why. Maybe you go there to find true love. Hey! Some people do that. Maybe it’s just where you meet your gang.

Why do you go to bars?