________ is the new ________?

To start, I have heard “Wrinkled is the new Ironed”.
I am completely comfortable in a wrinkled shirt, but there is no way it is socially acceptable.

Muslim, Ni….

Bath salts is the new meth/coke/ex? (not saying I do that shit, just the first thing that came to my head.)

50 is the new kick and stretch? XD

Awake is the new asleep apparently

This is the new me….... burn baby burn ;¬}

Lucy, you did mean to say 60 not 50, right??

But, will I feel the same at age 70 as I do now at age 67???

10 (year old girls) are the new 25.

Natural Gas is the new Nuclear Energy

Just heard that Japan, Germany and the US will hold back on building nuclear plants as planned after what happened in Japan. Here in the US some are assuming natural gas could take that spot as big source of power. Can anyone say “fracking?!”

Thinking of a nice answer to this question is the new pastime for me.

Lurve is the new love.

I HATE those stupid analogies. lol

Humor is the new drug of choice for longevity! ;-)

Gaddafi is the new Saddam.

Anyone notice that Gaddafi sounds like God Awful and Saddam, well, Sodom?

For girls, no is the new yes. I swear it’s true.

Now is the new past.

Orange is the new black. For some reason, I have my doubts about this one.

A whole list of them here.