If you could describe your dancing ability in three words or less, what would you say?

Two left feet.

Are you okay?

FGD Frankenstein gets down ;)

Elaine Benes, drunk.

It sucks.

Stiff as cardboard.

Are you kidding?

Past it’s prime.

Not particularly talented. NPT

@TheIntern55 Love it :¬)
@lucillelucillelucille XD
@Seelix I’ve know idea who she is, but it seems a popular response anyway.

constipated zombie style? lmao!

Girl has booty! will shake

Epileptic Jello thrusting [EJT]

AWK WAA RRD!

Like nobody’s watching!

It’s just me.

Good enough.

Doing the “erichw1504”.

@ucme – Here ya go ;)

I love this question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4kKidfnJPM

The guacamole explosion.

@Seelix LOL!

Chubby booty shaker!

@Seelix Ahh, I see. You must be quite the professional XD

They’re pretty great.

Face melting awesomeness.

@Seelix You must have taken lessons:)

Awkward at best.

Better at tennis

but…............

not too shabby!

My poor SO, she makes Elaine Benes look like Jennifer Beals’ character from Flashdance.

@Jude If only I were this good!
Oh & thanks ;¬}

Pitiful but enthusiastic.
Truthfully, I think I would be a good dancer if I wasn’t so self conscious. I actually have great coordination and rhythm, I just clam up.

Not so great.

Pathetic until alcohol. (At that point, I don’t care any more!)

Ah, to see all of y’all dancing at a club together. hee!!

Poor. Very poor.

still cracking up. Little seratonin re-uptake inhibitor going on righ’chere.

@tedibear Ditto!

Heeeeeey macarena, AYE!

Pathetic to non-existent.

my g/f’s said (about herself): Napoleon Dynamite with epilepsy

Beyoncé‘s not worried.

Ploughs own groove

Uncoordinated, rhythmically challenged.

my deaf wife dances better than I do

Does not compute…

Wanna get closer.

@Neizvestnaya ooooh. gettin frisky are we?
Unleash the wonder

@queenie: Constipated Zombie Style was already taken.

Watch your feet.

Dancing Broken Hip

I fall down

Got no rhythm.

Moves like jellyfish

“Never seen nobody move like she did…Well she did and she does and she’ll do it again…when you move like a jellyfish, rhythm is nothing, you go with the flow you don’t stop…”

Still got it.

Chick got moves! ;) lol

Clumsy, awkward, embarrassing

Drunk…on ice

Bull… china… shop. <sighs> in my next life I’d so love to be a dancer. Full of grace, poise, elegance. I had an aunt and uncle who used to ballroom dance. OMG they made it look so effortless and they were at their happiest dancing. They were also one of the happiest closest couples I ever knew too. I wish I’d learned when I was younger, when I still had my mobility, before my old bones gave up on me. Like I said, maybe in my next life. huggles xx

@bunnygrl Oh I bet you’re a very graceful bull though! How’s that for a backhanded compliment XD
When I dance the music curls up & dies i’m afraid :¬(

@ucme awww <hugs> thank you. All compliments welcome :-) and I’ll bet you’re waaaaaaay more graceful than I am lol. xx

@bunnygrl Yeah right, imagine a demented scarecrow & you’re pretty much in the room XD

@ucme that image just made me smile :-) I’m still smiling. I like the idea of dancing scarecrows actually. Well, I mean they must get bored stood out there in fields all on their own. Who’s to say they don’t, just every now and again, when they’re sure no one is looking…. climb down and have a bit of a boogie. I like that idea lol
huggles xx <still grinning happily>

@bunnygrl I agree, but only in theory mind ;¬}

“Anti-epileptic Meds! Stat!”

Inside bee hive.

Look Out!!!

Spastic Face Slaps (Don’t stand too close or you’ll get backhanded accidentally!)

Ants in pants.