Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 19!
Asked by
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May 18th, 2011
The game rules are:
Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily
The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!
Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.
There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.
Thanks to the Mods, we can continue this thread weekly. Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully all most Jellies will join in.
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813 Answers
TJBM could use some TLC from their SO.
True. I could use some TLC from anyone about now.
TJBM recently opened a new bottle of ketchup.
No, the same bottle has been in our fridge for months.
TJBM got out of bed too early this morning and needs a nap.
False. I did wake up earlyish, but i never nap in the day.
TJBM is not here yet.
Yep! I am over here…
TJBM has a third nipple.
True. I have one on my forehead, but it’s also what you would call a mole.
The jelly below me wants to below me.
Not sure what that will result in but I’ll give it a whirl.
TJBM has an extra appendage
False.
TJBM puts the lotion on the skin.
sometimes
TJBM wants Oprah to retire.
False.
TJBM needs a bigger boat.
True…
TJBM is an animal lover.
Dogs are the best!
TJBM is drinking orange juice.
False.
TJBM is going to make me an offer I can’t refuse.
True. I propose you start another creative writing question!
TJBM is lagging on their sleep the last few days Blah..I am so out of it
False.
TJBM frankly, doesn’t give a damn.
False. I am damnful!
TJBM got a late start today.
True.
TJBM has a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
True.
TJBM is a reasonable person and consideres others opinions and beliefs.
True.
TJBM will go ahead and make my day.
True. @erichw1504: You have an open invitation to run naked on my property at will.
TJBM knows the difference between it’s and its.
Sure, its not that hard to figure out.
TJBM likes jello.
Damn, too slow…
False, i think its it’s yuk.
TJBM is watching Breaking News.
False.
TJBM is ready for their close-up.
maybe
TJBM knows the difference between ‘lose’ and ‘loose’?
True, I’ll use them in sentences:
lose – Why did you lose that game to him?
loose – These pants are too loose on me.
TJBM knows the Force is with them.
True! I’m a power house of my own making. lol
TJBM is sucking on a breath mint
False.
TJBM needs to fasten their seatbelt, because it’s going to be a bumpy night.
False.
TJBM believes in “the Force”.
True.
TJBM is talkin’ to me.
True.
TJBM is speaking to himself and me.
Yes, you heard me?
TJBM has “the Force” talkin to them
True.
TJBM loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
False. I hope I never know what that smells like.
TJBM would prefer waking up to the smell of coffee rather than napalm.
never having woke to the smell of napalm….i dunno
TJBM woke to a bad smell this morning
False.
TJBM knows that love means never having to say you’re sorry.
False, I didn’t.
TJBM wears cheap cologne
False.
TJBM thinks this is the stuff that dreams are made of.
True
TJBM is dreaming of sexy panthers…
True.
TJBM calls me Mister Tibbs.
False
TJBM has lost his spot in his house to his wife.
False.
TJBM has made it, top of the world!
True!! My world, anyway!
TJBM had a long, late lunch today.
False.
TJBM is mad as hell, and is not going to take this anymore.
False. Take what anymore?
TJBM wants to help @erichw1504 in his time of distress.
False.
TJBM thinks this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Depends. Are you a stalker?
TJMB is off to see the wizard of…..
nope. was behind the curtain this morning.
TJBM will be going to the gym later
Possibly.
TJBM once ate a liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Nope.
TJBM thinks those are weird things to eat.
False.
TJBM is Bond, James Bond.
No I’m James, Bond James
TJBM doesn’t believe that I’m Bond James
False.
TJBM will show me the money.
What money? I don’t have any money! (whistles)
TJBM has no idea where the money is.
False.
TJBM can’t handle the truth!
False. what truth?
TJBM doesn’t know what @erichw1504 is talking about.
False.
TJBM will have what she’s having.
True, I already have it
TJBM likes what he likes because he likes it.
True.
TJBM doesn’t need to show any stinking badges!
True- all my badges smell like lilacs anyway.
TJBM would like to give @ANef_is_Enuf some virtual TLC.
False.
TJBM see’s dead people.
No, but there have been times when I have felt their presence or maybe I just have a very fertile imagination but I don’t think so!
TJBM loves the crunchy sound of frost on grass.
True.
TJBM had me at “hello”.
True ;)
TJBM likes The Script…
False.
TJBM woke up one morning and shot an elephant in their pajamas. How he got in their pajamas, they don’t know.
True! Then I woke up again!
TJBM is in a mid-life crisis
False!
TJBM hasn’t reached their potential in life yet.
Nope but I’m working on it
TJBM is acting a bit unusual today, in a good way
True! I am a bit unusual everyday!
TJBM is a college student.
Not for about 30 something years.
TJBM loves smokhouse almonds
False, I haven’t the faintest idea what those are. Sorry
TJBM owns a toaster/egg boiler combo
False. @FPSMadPaul they are smoked almond nuts
TJBM has wild hair
False. My hair belongs to the zoo and as such is not classed as wild. :P
TJBM is a mac user.
False. PC laptop
TJBM has some beautiful skies where they are gorgeous clouds over here :-)
False I live in Manchester, it’s dreadful here.
TJBM wil be @Coloma once again :L
Wow! You’re psychic! ;-)
TJBM will be @FPSMadPaul once again lol P.S. My daughter is 23 and is dying to go to england, she has her passport but no travel pal that go with her right now.
Yes it will. That’s cool, but I hope she’s not coming over here for the weather, unless she happens to like rain (I doubt anyone does)
TJBM has a 23 year old daughter
False,, I’m not even 23 yet XD
TJBM has been to London
Not even in my dreams
TJBM has visited Alaska to see the northern lights
False, though I’d love to.
TJBM lives in Alaska…
False. But I do live in a wilderness area, no moose, but everything else. lol
TJBM likes blowing bubbles not spit bubbles, but, bubble bubbles, ya know…with the little bubble wand lol
Yes, no matter how old I get, that is always fun. I think it should be a compulsory activity on dull days.
TJBM has a favourite children’s story they still love to read.
True, Black Beauty
TJBM just lost :P
True. I absolutely adore ‘The Velveteen Rabbit.”
@queenie yep. loe
TJBM likes the color yellow
Hmm, True, but I would never wear it.
TJBM likes the colour purple
Sorry, I’m colorblind.
TJBM is lonely.
True, have been most of my life.
TJBM is a lone wolf. Awoooo
kinda sorta, sorta kinda
tjbm needs a bath
False, just had one.
TJBM needs a nice hot long soak to unwind…
yes…and soothe the muscle aches
TJBM is reading a good book and will tell us the title
False, as much as I like reading, I’m too busy with exams to be reading right now.
Fluthering is an exception ;)
TJBM has two blue eyes…
YAHTZEE!!!!
TJBM pulls all nighters now and then
The last all nighter was a huge outdoor, camping, live music party I threw 2 summers ago.
Had 2 bands on my little mountain and enough booze to sink the Titanic.
‘Burning Goose’. haha Oh man…took some days to recover. A friend of mine does an annual ‘Day in the dirt’ at his property. lol
TJBM is short
Milo here; Relatively speaking, I suppose I am (but so beautifully proportioned).
TJBM just saw “Water for Elephants” and really disliked it.
False. Read the book and loved it. Thanks for the heads up on the movie.
TJBM rather read the book before seeing the movie.
False.
I know I saw the movie, I know it, but…mid-life dementia is blocking any recollection.
I’ll have to take the Nixon 5th..I recollect that I don’t recollect.
I have actually bought duplicate DVD’s because I can’t remember if I watched them before, then, about 2 minutes in….memory returns. A few more years and every movie will be a NEW movie! haha
TJBM thinks Milo is sexy
I do. He is a very spunky and intelligent little pussy cat.
TJBM loves to watch the news.
False. Checked out of all media and TV after the 9–11 incident.
I read an article on my homepage once in a blue moon.
TJBM has been awake for less than an hour
False. I’ve been awake for three hours. And alert for maybe two ;-)
TJBM walks with a limp.
False.
TJBM would like to say “hello” to my little friend.
Uh…and what, prey tell, kind of ‘little friend’ are you talking about?
It doesn’t live behind a zipper does it? lol
TJBM loves birds
True, especially Owls.
TJBM dislikes public speaking.
Mmm.. not really, I am a talker, not much anxiety. lol
TJBM is waiting to meet Erichs ‘little friend’
False. I have my own “little friend” today..my youngest child is home sick from school.
TJBM suffers from seasonal allergies (especially right now)
Kind of true.
TJBM has always depended on the kindness of strangers.
False. I depend on myself.
TJBM is spending the cash right now like there is no tomorrow projection..gah!..all kinds of unexpected expenses this week!
False.
TJBM likes martinis shaken, not stirred.
Never had one but I will guess since I like things well mixed yes
TJBM Is going to have a glass of wine tonight with dinner
False, I despise wine.
TJBM feels the need, the need for speed.
False. I feel the need for my WINE fog of last night to go away. lol
TJBM has a hot tub
false.
TJBM’s phone has ran out of power.
False.
TJBM is the king of the world!
Milo here; You got that right.
TJBM is going outside to smell the lilacs.
False.
TJBM knows that all of my previous posts to this question were famous movie quotes.
True. I not only know it, I adore it.
TJBM LOVES the new movie “Bridesmaids.”
False, at least not yet, but I do want to see it.
TJBM is a film buff.
True. Don’t get to the cinema as much as I’d like, though.
TJBM consumes popcorn while watching movies.
False, I don’t like popcorn
TJBM is sick and tired of cold wet weather.
False. Pretty nice and warm here.
TJBMM accideentally addded tooo manny lettters.
Trrruuuueee.
TJBM is expecting company today
Nope
TJBM is expecting a baby or wants to
True, expecting.
TJBM is a baby or wants to be.
True. sucking thumb…
TJBM is expecting a baby wannabe
True: @blueiiznh.
TJBM wants to be an expecting baby.
False. Had my last one thirty years ago. Grandbaby???—now we’re talking!
TJBM had a piece of pie today.
mmmmmmm pie…...nope
TJBM made a pie today
nope
TJBM is planing on getting wet this weekend.
yes opening the pool
tjbm love golf
False, but my son is asking me to teach him how to play so I may drag my clubs out and/or take him to the driving range despite my lack of love for the game.
TJBM would like it to rain tonight.
I wouldn’t mind at all. I love the sound of the rain on the roof.
TJBM should be working but doesn’t want to get into it.
False, it’s late afternoon here and I have nothing important to do. It’s a nice feeling.
TJBM is enjoying nice spring weather.
False. There is a carpet of pollen out there—it looks like it snowed on my lawn, that’s how thick the cottonseed dropping are..and as my youngest child and I have wicked seasonal allergies we’re hiding inside with the AC on. Unfortunately.
TJBM is eager to plant flowers once the rain brings down the pollen index
True, but its been raining all week and would like some sun now please.
Tjbm has owned a Jeep at some point.
False, I dont have a liscense
TJBM likes milkshakes
MMMMM
TJBM is having a great day
False, average.
TJBM feels hungry…
Maah don’t remind me :(
TJBM is looking out their window for no apparent reason.
nope but was checking out all the water that has built up in my plants from the hard rains this afternoon.
TJBM is enjoying a glass of wine
False
TJBM wishes they had some wine
False, I don’t care for wine..
TJBM is having cake and ice cream for dessert tonight.
I wasn’t but now you mention it, I wouldn’t mind that. I am definitely feeling the need for something sweet.
TJBM rides a motorbike or would like to.
True, good gas mileage!
TJBM has no plans for this evening.
False, I plan to sleep.
TJBM is tired
False.
TJBM is still hungry.
True
TJBM loves chocolate
I do and I want some right now and there is none in the house so I don’t eat it!
TJBM’s birthday is coming up soon.
True, it’s in June
TJBM is excited over something
True and @creative1 knows what it is.
Tjbm loves cold pizza
True
TJBM likes steamed rice
It’s okay. Can’t say it’s my favourite. (Now I want to know what @blueiiznh is excited about!).
TJBM is dreaming of a holiday.
@Bellatrix He’s excited about steamed rice ;)
True
TJBM is excited over steamed rice
True, but only when steamed properly.
Tjbm knows how to make proper steamed rice.
nsfw rice steamed by pussy mmmmm (lol)
TJBM is wondering how @blueiiznh got excited about steamed rice this way
False. I think there is just so much rice excitement available. lol
TJBM has Coyotes in their neighborhood
True. They’r a noisy bunch.
TJBM is sitting in the dark and watching a spectacular thunderstorm with terrifying lightening bolts.
False
TJBM knows what we’re talking about now
LOL! I do… phew .. fans face…. can’t say it is my favourite aphrodisiac though…
TJBM should be studying.
False, I should be sleeping
TJBM is happy
Yes, yes, yes. Fantabulous.
Tjbm will share with us their weekend plans…....
True. Sleep, sleep and then sleep some more.
TJBM is sleepy
No. I am procrastinating though. I am hungry too. I am not sure what to have for lunch.
TJBM is planning something exciting for the weekend.
False. Well, a friend is coming up to hang out and I am ranch sitting for my neigh-bors. 3 dogs, 2 cats, 3 mini-donkeys, 2 mules, a draft horse, a llama and 3 sheep. I’ll be tossing lots of hay twice a day. lol
TJBM is craving mint chocolate chip ice cream I may just have to go for a little drive soon if the craving doesn’t pass :-)
Oh send me some! I have such a chocolate, yummy, sweet craving right now. That sounds like an awful lot of animal sitting!!! Rather you than me.
TJBM loves going away on trips but loves coming home to their own bed more.
So true.
TJBM likes to eat shell fish.
True – I had coconut shrimp this evening for dinner in fact.
TJBM has or will give in to their craving for ice cream.
Going,going….gone :-) It’s my daughters fault, she just told me she and her boyfriend were on their way to Baskin Robbins..little shitster! haha
TJBM has oak trees in their yard
No. I love oak trees too. They don’t really like where I live. Not the right climate.
TJBM loves visiting second-hand book shops.
True.
TJBM loves to play pranks.
I do and I have pulled some very wicked pranks in my time. I have quite the evil streak (in a nice way).
TJBM loves thick, Italian type drinking chocolate.
Mmmmmm chocolate. Being half italian its a natural but I would prefer Belgian chocolate.
Tjbm says tgif on fridays to people.
False. I don’t have a conventional job, so my Fridays could be Mondays or Tues. or Weds.
TJBM is older than 20 but younger than 40.
False. I’m 20 on the dot.
TJBM is older than me but younger than William Shatner.
So true
TJBM wants some chocolate today
Nope. Today is a be good day, ate a bag of glazed walnuts and ice cream last night, plus, Taco Bell for lunch. Junk food day is over for another week or so. lol
TJBM has long hair
False, medium.
TJBM can beat me in an arm wrestling competition.
Doubtful. But maybe in leg wrestling. lol
TJBM has a dog named Skippy.
false,
TJBM can speak in Esperanto.
Vera.
TJBM uses some kind of product in their hair to style it.
nope..
tjbm uses an electric toothbrush
False.
TJBM uses a facial cleanser.
Sometimes.
TJBM likes going out for breakfast thinking I am going to go for that denver omlet this morning
True. Though I typically only do that on a Sunday morning.
TJBM loves a good thunderstorm.
True.
TJBM is experiencing a windy day today.
False. Rains gone, hitting mid-70’s sunny skies on the horizon.
TJBM has witnessed a cool wild life moment recently I just had a Coopers Hawk fly over my car this morning while driving up my little road with a squirrel in it’s talons. Awesome!
yes….I have several. geese and ducks land every evening in my backyard. The cool moment was the osprey that is nesting in a tree on my property
TJBM was born in the 90’s
False. Child of the fifties here.
TJBM has big plans for the weekend.
Refer to my answer of same from last night. My big plans are throwing about 200 lbs. of hay to my neigh-bors.
TJBM eats untraditional breakfast foods, like Lasagne
False.
TJBM is going to see a movie this weekend.
true…...and for breakfast eating lasagna
tjbm owns a dog
No, only cannibalistic fish that I hate.
TJBM has gone deep sea fishing.
False.
TJBM has gone deep sea jellyfishing.
False. But I’ve done some deep “seeing” of jellies here.
TJBM has a funny bump on his/her head.
False.
TJBM has been bitten viciously by a dog and a cat before. I have.
yes, in the tukas must be the sweet buns
tjbm has been stung by a real jellyfish
False.
TJBM has eaten a jellyfish sandwich before.
False but I have had a jelly sandwich before does that count
TJBM Likes Nutella with rasberry perserves
False.
TJBM needs to use the little boy’s room.
false….
TJBM likes their sandwich cut into little sailboats
Hahaha…not since I was about 4, but hey…might have to do that soon. :-)
TJBM is STARVING right now but unable to decide what to eat.
nah….had my share of steamed rice for lunch
TJBM is working this weekend.
False.
TJBM was once in a magazine.
False.
Tjbm was once in a commercial
nope but maybe if there was one for steamed rice
TJBM enjoyed his steamed rice today
True, and I didn’t even know I ate some today.
TJBM was once in a magazine commercial about steamed rice.
Sure did. With chocolate drizzel.
Tjbm is running a fever
running a fever of 103, hot blooded check it and see….
TJBM makes me hot
Yes, hot enough to steam rice.
Tjbm stocked up on rice today.
Got a big 5lb bag of Basmati Rice ready to go
TJBM wants me to steam some up
True. Steam away.
TJBM makes @creative1 hot by steaming rice with chocolate drizzel.
True. And many other drizzle options.
Tjbm doesn’t like Uncle Ben’s rice
Processed rice, not as good as the good stuff
TJBM would love some chocolate drizzled on………options are limitless
True, crackers.
TJBM wants @creative1 to make them some chocolate covered crackers while getting @blueiiznh hot.
not really.
TJBM lives Vegemite and Nutella sandwiches.
False. Never tried Vegemite, and Nutella..meh, good survival food for backpacking. lol
TJBM is enjoying a beautiful, warm afternnon
True. And waiting for a multi-colored sunset.
TJBM is going to write something original, funny and sui generis.
I do but I particularly like eating red apples.
TJBM often forgets to back-up their laptop.
True
TJBM will record their voice for us
Done.
Tjbm is sipping a relaxing beverage of choice
True, Pomegranite juice. It tastes a bit like red wine :)
TJBM likes fruit juices
I like some, not all. I really fancy trying pomegranite juice. I used to love eating pomegranites as a child. I will have to buy some.
TJBM is going to do something special with their day today.
False, I already have
TJBM wonders where @blueiiznh posted his voice…
What voice? Anyone that eats that much rice must speak with a gargle. lol
TJBM thinks Coloma should change her avatar to the collective Seelix I’m too lazy haha
I do. It is a Seelix homage.
TJBM wants to eat ice cream.
needs the ice cream to sooth from the rice…lol
TJBM thinks it funcosing seeing seelix all over
I think it is very confusing.
TJBM loves watching Harry Potter movies.
They’re ok but I wouldn’t say I love them. I’m more of a Pirates of the Caribbean fan myself.
TJBM Thinks Penelope Cruz looks hot in the new Pirates film.
False don’t watch the Pirates films not a fan
TJBM is hoping for nice weather for the weekend so they can spend it outside
Yes,that is in my plans:)
TJBM is not shy.
True. I am easy going, but very extroverted too.
TJBM likes to write poetry
No but I like when its written about me, or listening to it
TJBM is in the mood for fresh veggies from the garden
True, I have already gotten a few tomatos from my cherry tomato plants…
TJBM has a graduation ceremony to attend this weekend.
False. But a wedding next week.
TJBM had a bad dream last night I dreamed the coyotes dug into my goose corral and ate my geese! Then my ex-husband came along, a big fat Noooooo, to both! Talk about a nightmare! haha
no, no bad dreams.
TJBM’s name has appeared in a newspaper.
Uhm… I don’t think I have. If I have I haven’t been informed of it.
TJBM is going dress shopping this weekend like me.
False. Just bought some cute new summer skirts and tops, I am set, and, have tons of sandles from last year. :-)
TJBM has had an impossible conversation with an impossibe person recently
True. Very annoying when that happens.
TJBM loves hearing other jellies voices on fluther!
True, I thought it was really interesting. :)
TJBM drank some tea this morning. I did! It was so good!
False, I had lychee juice :)
TJBM had toast with their tea…
sometimes.
TJBM had an affair.
False.
TJBM had phone sex
True, true, true and amazing it was……. wish I could just meet the man
TJBM has had tantra sex
I have got a lot of books on it, but no, I can’t say it has ever been achieved.
TJBM is going on a picnic this weekend.
False
TJBM is going to a concert this weekend.
Not any more…
TJBM feels like making something really different for dinner tonight.
True, steamed rice
TJBM just got covered in chocolate
Thinks TJAM is horny and no, no chocolate involved…
TJBM has just started reading a new book.
False, but I will soon. Pet cemetery :)
TJBM loves the book pet cemetery.
True
TJBM lives near a cemetery
No. I don’t. I do find cemeteries fascinating though. I like to visit them and read grave stones and see who went before and glean information about who they might have been. I have visited a cemetery at midnight on Halloween too.
TJBM is a budding writer and has either been published or has it as a key goal to one day have a novel published. I hope they will share the genre they write in or how far they have got with this goal.
True! Hah! Have 4 pieces out there now magazines and 6 new pieces going out Monday!
I missed the 5pm pick up today
TJBM loves horses
Well done @Coloma! How excellent. Hope you will share with us. Alas, I think they are very beautiful and clever creatures, but I find them a bit scary. They are so big and I can’t ride a horse. I have been horse riding on horses that are specifically trained to deal with those humans who have no idea about how to communicate with them.
TJBM loves Tim Tams.
Never had one. wants to know what I am missing
TJBM has been up for more than 18 hours so far today
God no! I couldn’t stay up that long these days. I love my sleep too much and snuggling up in bed!! A tim tam is a biscuit. It is an Aussie thing. A yummy choccie biscuit. They now come in lots of different flavours as well as the original Tim Tam. Queenie and those from the UK would have called the original Penguins (sorry to our resident penguin) but in Oz they are Tim Tams and have evolved.
TJBM is not frightened by the number of earthquakes happening in the world today.
not really.
TJBM thinks religion is just one big con game.
False, I think everyone should believe in what they choose to
TJBM wants a big tongue swirling kiss
I’m always up for any kind of kiss from my fella.
TJBM bathed an animal today. I had to give my dog a bath this morning. She’s still sulking!
False, got all seven dogs bathed yeaterday.
TJBM is not personally affected by the Mississippi River flood.
True, my family and I are all in the Northeast
TJBM is planning something special
False, nothin special.
TJBM wants some ice cream.
False.Just poured my 2nd cup of coffee, wakin’ up s-l-o-w-l-y this morning. allergies..ugh!
TJBM has yard work to do today
False, that’s my dad.
TJBM is waiting for the ice cream van…
nope I just make my own ice cream
TJBM wants a Sunday dinner
Very
TJBM thinks that this game will live on 10 years from now.
True. A new part comes out all the time.
TJBM enjoys jumping off of swings at the park.
true.
TJBM burns live mice for incense. (Think ‘Fresh Hell’)
Aaaagh! You be evil!
Quite the opposite, I SAVE every little critter that the cats bring in. For years I joke about the ‘RTU’...the ‘rodent trauma unit’ which is a mini-hospital of boxes on top of my fridge.
My last successful ‘rehab’ was a darling little big eyed Deer mouse. Bet he’s missing his apples and corn and sunflower seeds. ;-)
TJBM is afraid of mice
True, I’m also afraid of rats
TJBM is allergic to birds.
I do! He has a delicious voice.
TJBM wishes governments around the world could reach some form of consensus and we could just start cleaning up our act.
True, but I’d be happy if we could at least start here in the States….
TJBM had a Sunday afternoon nap.
True. It lasted for a few minutes…
TJBM is having trouble with their internet connections…
Nope. That might be a good thing. Then I would get off my bum and get ready to go to work.
TJBM has a favourite Disney movie.
True, The Lion King
TJBM is having trouble with the internet server which might mean I might not get to go on Fluther anymore!!!
False, no issues today
TJBM has some chores they need to finish before the work week begins
Always plenty of chores to do with 2 kids in the house
TJBM has child/ren
False. Some folks would even say I’m a child.
They’d be wrong though.
TJBM is under 20
False, I’m 24
TJBM likes subway sandwiches
True! They’re awesome!
TJBM would like to visit Alaska
Nope too cold for me, give me the warm tropical climates
TJBM wants to go to the Hawaii Isles
False, I don’t like hot places :/
TJBM is going to bed
False, it’s only 7:08 pm too early.
TJBM is going to have a relaxing at home spa night.
nope
TJBM is listening to Osama songs.
False. The only sounds I am hearing are the sounds of my own typing, water boiling for pasta and my cat crunching his food. haha
TJBM likes MIkes Hard Lemonade
True
TJBM likes Italian orange cocktails.
I have never had one. Perhaps I should check them out.
TJBM loves storms.
So true!
TJBM often finds it hard to think rationally.
False
TJBM is going to get a cup of coffee (Joe)
No, I am going to get a cup of tea.
TJBM likes Indian food.
True just not too spicy
TJBM is grabbing breakfast on the go
false, I have nowhere to be at the moment.
TJBM wants to go to this restaurant.
False. I’ve been to Dick’s Last Resort, though not the one in Nashville. I prefer to get insulted without having to pay for it.
TJBM is saddened by the devastation in Joplin.
very much so. And also loves Dick’s Last Resort!
TJBM hates sitting and wasting time in dr waiting room.
True, Joplin isn’t that far from us
TJBM is going out for breakfast with their favorite person
Oops!
True, I hate the wait
TJBM is going out for breakfast.
False. I made breakfast at home.
TJBM wonders when the rain will end.
False, it’s taken a break out here.
TJBM loves to sing in the rain
Not really, but. I sing in my car all the time. lol
TJBM is out of it this morning
False, totally in it.
TJBM was once sucked up into a tornado.
False
TJBM loves the tin man in The Wizard of Oz
True.
TJBM wishes they had a brain.
True, two is better than one, right?
TJBM wishes they had three hearts.
not really
TJBM has repeatedly punished their livers.
False, not much of a drinker.
TJBM has repeatedly punished their small intestines.
Hahaha…most likely, champagne and pomigranite juice with fresh pineapple and salad for dinner…definitley a ” high Colomic” hahaha
TJBM is diggin’ their beautiful day
uggg…8 straight rain days is great for the ducks. Looking for the little Paco’s
TJBM Had an amazing sipper.
What’s a sipper? If you mean “supper” then yes, I did. I fyou mean tea, then yes, I had a lovely cup of tea too :)
TJBM is the same as TJAM
ooooops supper for a snipper. you choose wisely,
TJBM is the TJA&BM
True ;)
TJBM will tell us what they had for dinner
Eggplant and Ricotta Cheese Pizza mmmmmmmmm
TJBM loves Eggplant
Love it love it. I use eggplant in my stuffed peppers.
TJBM is craving beach season
Yes I am! Can’t wait
TJBM is very lady like.
Hmm, False. I’m not very ladylike. Don’t mind gettin dirty…
TJBM is a lady…
false.
TJBM is sitting home alone eating Marconi and Cheese.
Hahaha…no, that was last night. made mac-n-cheese for the first time in forever.
I am at home, but I am in & out doing my thing on this gorgeous evening.
TJBM has a stiff neck projection, hot tub get HOTTER soon!
False.
TJBM is a lady sitting home alone, eating mac and cheese with a stiff neck.
er, True, false, false.
TJBM is tired of this soggy spring and hopes that summer will finally bring sunshine.
Ya think? lol
TJBM has a dentist appointment today
False, although I did just yesterday!
TJBM has a bodacious appointment today.
True. Actually, it is not my appt. My poor daughter is getting her impacted wisdom teeth out. :-(
TJBM likes eastern philosophies
False.
TJBM is a fan of smelly cheeses.
Ture. I love the stinky cheese man. Cheese-a-holic here.
TJBM has a relative that is 100 years old
False.
TJBM has a relative that is less than 2 weeks old.
True! I met my cousin’s new baby just last week. She’s not yet 2 weeks old.
(and cute as a button!)
TJBM loves new-baby smell. (This involves sniffing the baby’s head, NOT diaper)
I love babies, would love on of my own biologically
TJBM loves kids in general
In general yes. But, my child is grown now, so, unless it’s a grandchild I am not offering to babysit anyones little tikes. My friends 5 year old grandson peeled all the caulking off my hot tub tiles…go away little heathen! lol
TJBM is just out of the shower projection
False, just got back from school.
TJBM has a major exam tomorrow…
False.
TJBM shall not judge me by the smell of my arm pits.
False, I will.
TJBM smells like TJAM…
False.
TJBM likes TJAM’s avatar.
you’re crazy
TJBM knows that TJAM watches and plays Countdown.
False, I have no clue what that is.
TJBM likes to play Candy Land.
I love Candy Land and have played it with my daughter…
TJBM love sex games
yes…nekked twister
TJBM is ready to spin their turn
True, let’s do this!
TJBM’s tentacles are now twisted with another jelly’s.
True, and judging by their warmth, their yours ^
TJBM will also play with us.
False.
TJBM is about to be hit with some bad storms.
False, all is pleasant here.
TJBM lives in NY…
False, used to though.
TJBM lives in a pineapple under the sea.
False. I live in a hazelnut.
TJBM knows a jelly who lives in the pineapple.
True, me!
TJBM lives in a banana hammock.
False, I think your thinking of @wundayatta ;)
TJBM has been to the orange… what was it again?
I might’ve been to that place one time, but I get this feeling that my memory was wiped or something, I’m having a really hard time recalling….
TJBM received good news recently.
False.
TJBM needs a decent colour printer…
not at the moment. bought one a while back.
TJBM hates the color orange.
True, I just don’t like it.
TJBM knows more stuff about me than I’ve told them…
False.
TJBM likes garbanzo beans lol
False. Don’t like them – I think it’s a texture thing. Garbanzo beans and watercress are the two things I like the least.
TJBM is not up for cooking tonight.
True, but im hungry
TJBM picks their nose
False
Tjbm picks their seat
Picks my seat where? True, unless it’s pre-assigined
TJBM loves Whoppers. Don’t touch my Whoppers,whippersnappers
Whoppers? Like from Hungry Jacks? Or some other type of whopper?
TJBM loves things to do with the ancient Egyptians.
False.
TJBM likes to fish.
False. I don’t like ripping the lungs out of innocent little fish.
TJBM has artistic talent
somewhat
TJBM wears a wig for his court appearances.
False, I try not to make court appearances!
TJBM like to do outdoors type things.
True. I’m an earthy type.
TJBM likes to go camping
True.
TJBM has a birthday coming up.
7 months from today! lol
TJBM likes asian culture
False.
TJBM likes to go camping in Asia for their birthday.
True! A nice little campsite in a field of opium poppies, surrounded by some very mellow water buffalos.
TJBM has a mountain bike
True, I used to ride it to work all the time.
TJBM has a unicycle.
False, I need at lest two wheels!
TJBM is healthy and happy.
True.
TJBM once ate an entire family size bag of chips.
False. I have eaten a whole box of Mike and Ikes before, in one sitting. They’re delicious.
TJBM has eaten a whole pizza by his/herself before.
Damn close. lol
TJBM has blue eyes
False.
TJBM has marbles for eyes.
false.
TJBM thinks that government cheese is the best cheese.
True.
TJBM likes ferret hats.
Not until I saw yours!
TJBM is addicted to cheese.
False, not a big cheese fan.
TJBM iz bad at spelin.
False, I never miss a mark on spelling :P
TJBM is addicted to chocolate
False.
tJBm cAPITALIZEs aLl tHe lETTERs in bETWEEn tHe fIRSt aNd tHe lASt.
I’ve Had ThAt HaPpEn BeFoRe.
TJBM Is ready for three day week-end ( USA jellies )
Actually, I am sort of having a three day weekend too. And I am in different city from home so I am definitely going to enjoy it.
TJBM thinks politicians behave very badly when in parliament or your countries equivalent.
I don’t do politicians, at all, beneath the wigs, lies nothing. lol
TJBM is trying to catch a lizard in their living room welcome to my world, brown lizards on brown curtains makes for great camouflage
False. @Coloma Lol!
TJBM has seen a lizards tail detached but still wriggling…
Many times as a kid in Southern California.
TJBM has a new pair of shoes.
nope.
TJBM think tat @Coloma needs a colonic.
False.
TJBM needs to shave.
Nope. Shaved this morning so I’m nice and smooth :)
TJBM was over 18 when they lost their virginity.
False, 12.
TJBM likes to take shortcuts.
True. Lots of shortcuts in my neck o’ the woods.
TJBM has big feet
False.
TJBM has big thumbs.
False. My thumbs are petite.
TJBM likes big butts and they cannot lie.
False, and I deny anything else!! ;~)
TJBM cares what others think of them.
Nope. Not for years now. The beauty of maturity and belief in self. ;-)
TJBM is too concerned with what others think of them
False
TJBM recycles, composts, and consumes prudently.
Mostly true.
I no longer compost, but, I have walking fertilizers with the geezers.
TJBM made Strawberry shortcake recently OMG! The best last night!
nope
TJBM walks naked at water parks.
False.
TJBM has been to Brighton’s naked beaches…
False, I have never been to or seen a nude beach
TJBM got spoiled today
Nope
TJBM is in love with someone
Milo here; Absolutely and positively untrue. I exist only to be adored.
TJBM is eagerly waiting for the peonies and bearded irises to open, possibly tomorrow.
False, don’t have those in my garden
TJBM just saw a really good movie :D
No. Haven’t been to the movies or watched a movie on TV for a couple of weeks.
TJBM likes to eat their steak rare.
Very, very rare. I always order my steak blue.
TJBM is feeling a bit sorry for themselves today.
False.
TJBM is enjoying a 1 week holiday…
Kinda of. I worked a few hours today, but, overall, yes. :-D
TJBM is having a beer right now projection
False, a pint of milk :D
TJBM is crazy for milk…
True. I like milk in my coffee and with sweets like cookies, and, I LOVE chocolate milk, Banana milk and Strawberry milk. I’m really a kid still ;-)
TJBM has long hair
True, right down to my bum lol!
TJBM needs a trim…
nope.
TJBM wishes that they never have to step inside another church for the rest of their lives.
False, quite the opposite. I can’t wait until I get a chance to go to church again.
TJBM thinks that that statement is out of place on this site.
False. Just a statement. I worship in the church of nature. :-)
TJBM is going to bed early tonight
False, I’ll be up all night coughing until my lungs all come out piece by piece.
TJBM will go visit the thread “If you were a murderer in some cheesy slasher flick, what would be your main instrument of murder?”
I may eventually, not sure if it will be tonight though.
TJBM makes a big mess when they cook.
Depends on what I cook and with whom I cook with
TJBM likes to cook with someone of the opposite sex
I do. I love cooking with my husband. He is a great cook. Glass or more of wine… sharing the experience. Heaven.
TJBM sleeps on more than one pillow.
Oh yes the more pillows the merrier!!! I love pillows, especially since I am single!
TJBM has a body pillow
I have a man… so no body pillow. I do like lots of pillows too though. I only sleep on one but I have lots behind me because I like to lean against at least three. I don’t have lots of cushions all over the bed though.
TJBM likes bubble baths.
True! I’m a bath-a-holic, and a hot-tub-aholic. Nothing like hot water to ease the daily tensions.
TJBM needs to clean their house Ugh..behind on the chores over here.
Alway, with two toddlers the house is always needing to be cleaned
TJBM hates to do house cleaning
False, I like to help out whenever I can…
TJBM is poorly… :(
False. We all seem to be on the mend here.
TJBM thinks that these JBM posts have slowed down a bit over the US holiday weekend.
True
TJBM has a funny avatar
False, you see kittens with headphones everywhere these days!
TJBM has a complete sound system for their pets.
@Tuesdays_Child: Milo here: Are you kidding? False. Gail has a little portable AM/FM radio and considers herself lucky.
TJBM is wondering why it feels like summer on May 30. Der/his glasses are too steamed up to see out of.
False. It is a return to mock winter on the west coast. Rained like crazy on Saturday, cool, barely hitting the high 50’s, gloomy. But good for my grass and little flower seedlings.
It’ll probably crank up to about 103 in another week.
TJBM is going out to dinner
False
TJBM wants some hot chocolate…
False, not a big fan. But I’m actually drinking chocolate milk right now.
TJBM had a half day today.
False, I had a full day.
TJBM is off to bed soon
Nope, at work and it is mid morning. I do feel we should still have mats like they do at kindy so we can just snuggle up for a midday nap. Sighs… might suggest that to my boss :D
TJBM loves going out for coffee with friends (I am off for one now!).
True
TJBM loves the piano
like to listen it it, not play it.
TJBM wants some carbonated chocolate milk.
False.
TJBM just had a pint of milk
False. A glass of wine. lol
TJBM knows how to make a lattice pie crust
I wish. One day I will…
TJBM enjoys cooking
I do, but not the routine stuff. I get bored with cooking the same things over and over again. I like to try new things.
TJBM is good at complaining when things go wrong.
False, I’m not much of a complainer.
TJBM hates gossip.
True. I’m a trustworthy person, I won;y share your confidences, unless they are harming another.
TJBM likes veggie pizza with artichoke hearts
True.
TJBM likes Hawaiian pizza.
Any pizza, any time.
TJBM Was born after Sputnik’s launch.
True. 1959 ( well..really 1960, as I was born on Dec. 26, 1959 ) ;-)
TJBM has had a lizard run across their head This happened to me last night when the cat let a lizard go in my bed and it scurried up my pillow!..Eeeeeeee
True, my childhood pet: Marco. He was a leopard gecko.
TJBM likes to get swoll at the gym.
what’s ‘swoll’?
TJBM likes their deserts flambée.
@reijinni swoll.
False, I typical don’t flambé tons of sand.
TJBM fries there bacon in the oven.
Sorta. I take the bacon from the frizzer and make it in the microwave over.
TJBM is swell.
more like lethargic.
TJBM thinks that pandas are evil.
False.
TJBM thinks the word ‘frizzer’ should be added to the dictionary.
not really
TJBM would like to dine on peacock roast.
False!
And…very weird…someone at my work was JUST talking about eating Peacock, they have a Peacock problem in their neighborhood!
TJBM loves Celery with Peanut Butter
So true
TJBM loves red grapes and peanut butter.
@Coloma, I was thinking that Comcast has a solution for you peacock problem.
yes…
TJBM loves red grapes and port wine cheese
I do! Who doesn’t.
TJBM likes boutique beers.
Only for putting a dab behind each ear and on the wrists’ pulse points.
TJBM has a garden in perfection mode on a perfect day. First white peonies, purple and oxblood bearded irises, red poppies with navy centers, Thérèse de Bougnet roses opening, dew drops caught in the euphorbia leaves, early aromatic yellow day lilies, plus the Baltimore oriole in full carol.
False. My big plants, grasses, are thriving and I have morning glory, nastursium,(sp?) cosmos, daisies and violas sprouting, but, unseasonably cool and gloomy here the last few weeks again.
The rains are beneficial though, as soon, I will be dragging the hose around again.
TJBM is taking their pet to the vet today My Marley seems off, lethargic and not eating much the last few days. :-(
False.
TJBM would like to play Doom in their browser.
i will i will
TJBM is doomed playing anything on their Chrome browser
True.
TJBM is doomed doing anything on their Internet Explorer browser.
True, that’s why I don’t use it.
TJBM has a strange reason for not being at work today.
False, other than the reason “I don’t have one” lol!
TJBM is wondering whether or not to get a haircut
I need one that is for sure, time for the summer short hair
TJBM is going to get a haircut tomorrow
Nope, next one is on the 25 June.
TJBM has a fabulous soup recipe that never fails and is totally delicious and wants to share it with me. :-D
will do. i share pm it to you
TJBM is also traveling
False
TJBM has been asked to the maid of honor in their friends wedding.
True..many moons ago. I’m at the stage of life where I’m closer to being the “mother of the bride” than a bride’s main anymore.
TJBM is headed out of town.
Nope, I am home for a while now. No trips on the horizon at the moment.
TJBM loves red apples more than green.
True, green ones are usually too sour for me.
TJBM is feeling peckish.
No, I grabbed something to eat before doing some shopping and I just had a tangerine. I love tangerines.
TJBM has a new book waiting for them to start reading.
True.
TJBM has a headache.
False. Thankfully.
TJBM will tell me what there all time favourite movie is.
No I won’t because I don’t have one. I have many and which one is at the top of the list changes with my mood.
TJBM loves ironing.
False, I wouldn’t say I love it…
TJBM enjoys eating melon seeds…
False, I hate growing melons in my stomach.
TJBM can do 20 pull-ups at once.
False, only 2 or 3.
TJBM can do 15 push-ups in one go though…
True, did about 60 when I was in the Air Force.
TJBM recently sneezed.
True, just did a moment ago 0.o
TJBM is telepathic…
True.
TJBM counted sheep recently.
False. You’re a fake!
TJBM just got smacked by an old lady’s handbag…
False, it was actually an old man’s man-purse.
TJBM likes men with man-purses.
not really.
TJBM loves wearing fezzes and bow-ties.
False.
TJBM got hit by a bus
False.
TJBM is a hipster.
False.
TJBM blushes easily…
nope
TJBM loves to be made to blush
False. I’m not a cute when blushing, and it makes me feel really uncomfortable.
TJBM has at least one piercing.
Do regular ear piercings count?
TJBM wants to get more piercings in the future. I do.
Nope the ones in my ears are enough
TJBM has a piercing on their genitals
False…and OUCH!
TJBM has at least one tattoo
True
TJBM has their ears pierced.
True. Double pierced at that.
TJBM is procrastinating.
False. I have no reason to procrastinate right now
TJBM has finished their spring cleaning.
hates cleaning
TJBM hates conservatives.
I say to each their own
TJBM would like a hot cup of joe
False, a cold can of Dew.
TJBM likes to play shpoople.
not really.
TJBM wishes he is Al-Assad.
False.
TJBM is ready for Summer.
False.
TJBM likes body sprays.
False.
TJBM is ready for the next nekked pancake party.
Yes, get on your “party hat”.
TJBM is going out for dinner.
brb dinner
TJBM sesrever every rehto word.
non!
TJBM thinks that he would vote for Michael Palin before he would vote for Sarah Palin.
True.
TJBM would vote for the Cookie Monster before voting for Sarah Palin.
False, just little new old me.
TJBM is….
@Bellatrix
TJBM has seen the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie and will give us a brief review.
No, I am fluthering and watching Brothers & Sisters.
TJBM feels like a cup of tea.
True, very much.
TJBM wishes they would get better already…
Yes wishes everyone is better.
Tjbm is going to the beach today.
False. I live in the mountains and am 100 miles from the ocean, and, it is pouring rain! Crazy June on the west coast.
TJBM is tending to a sick pet right now. My poor little Marley cat, he is dying. :-(
no pets.
TJBM thinks that his country is run by corporations not citizens.
True.
TJBM thinks this needs to go to part 20.
Very true. I’ll be back when it does.
uhm…
TJBM loves chatting to Mexicans…
si
Loves chatting with mexican food
False, I don’t bother talking to it, I just eat it ;)
TJBM will tell us what they’ve been doing today…
working, watched soccer tryouts, watching the Bruins kick the canucks ass
TJBM will tell us the best part of their weekend
Sleeping ;)
TJBM doesn’t know who the “Bruins” and “Canucks” are…
I think we are talking ice hockey.
TJBM doesn’t want to be at work today.
False, I’m at home anyway.
TJBM has had a weird day….
a weird week YES
TJBM had a pickle today
Urrm no. I am not really into pickles. Do like pickled onions.
TJBM finds music really lifts their mood.
always. such a mood changer
TJBM is in the southern hemishpere
False.
TJBM likes travelling
I love travelling. It is one of my favourite things to do.
TJBM is in the northern hemisphere.
:-/ Can we stop with the hemisphere thing? I’m confused…. Where’s UK. west?
TJBM is frustrated because she feels silly
i am not a she, and dont feel silly
tjbm wants to cover quadrashperes next
0_0 False.
TJBM enjoys teasing me :p
yes, but you have not seen anything yet
tjbm enjoys the teasing
Lol! True :P
TJBM has a hot voice
I suspect this is meant for that Blue Eyed guy, but yes I do have a hot voice! Well I think so.
TJBM wants to go and get me a cheese and onion pie because I haven’t had one for years.
True lol!
TJBM likes chicken and mushroom pies as well.
Yum, me too. We shall have one of those too.
TJBM knows what bludging is.
i love most foods and making most foods.
tjbm will tell us what their fav pie is
Chicken and mushroom
TJBM is a sweetie pie ;)
all in the judge of the beholder.
tjbm is a pieless sweetie
Aww, true.
TJBM wants some pie now…
I do. I thought you went to the shops to buy me a cheese and onion pie!!
TJBM makes a mean pie, with real pastry and their own special filling.
False, I struggle with the pastry :S
TJBM is enjoying the pie I’ve got them…
Cries, it’s a virtual pie!!!
TJBM has checked out ballroom dancing classes.
False, though I’m thinkin of it.
TJBM wants some pie for real now…
I do. Never see cheese and onion pies here though. Would have to make my own and my son is making dinner in the slow cooker for me right now!
TJBM should have that slow dance party. What a great idea is that!
True.
TJBM wonders what to wear for slow dancing…
Depends on the theme I think. What era of dancing do you want to focus on?
TJBM thinks I should go back and do my work!
Hmm, if it’s imporatant then yes, if not, no.
TJBM has something important to do.
Nods. I do. I am bludging though. I am now going to turn off Fluther!
TJBM is enjoying the start of summer.
True
TJBM wants part 20 to start soon
True this one is getting long like I hope summer will be
TJBM is hoping for a long hot summer
really hate the summers
TJBM liked looking at the US rugby sevens.
Hrm?
TJBM just made a weird/crazy facial expression.
True, I sneezed
TJBM has bad allergies today.
Not too bad today, but they can be really bad
TJBM has gotten asthma from their allergies
False, luckily.
TJBM recently quoted a film.
True. All the time..usually lines from Forest Gump or Princess Bride… but today on an airplane I saw two flight attendants doing a line from Friends (Joey’s “How YOU doin’?”) and it made me laugh out loud.
TJBM is someplace where it is VERY windy today.
False, it’s not windy or breezy, it’s just hot
TJBM has been out all day in the heat, drinking tons of water, and isn’t feeling good.
False, and true.
TJBM is sensitive to sunlight.
Nope, I love the sun
TJBM loves going to the beach to swim in the ocean
False, I don’t live anywhere near a beach. But even If I did, I wouldn’t go. Too many people.
TJBM needs to get their hair dyed.
False, I never dye my hair.
TJBM needs to get a trim though.
yep. i am due.
TJBM needs more than a trim, more like a super flowbee
False.
TJBM had a good day today.
Lets just say a strange day and leave it at that!! But I did get my summer hair cut nice and short!
TJBM Likes their hair short for the summer
False.
TJBM likes to wear dresses in the summer.
nah…they create such a panty line issue.
tjbm cuts their hair short for the summer
False.
TJBM likes wearing shorts in the summer.
False, I can’t stand wearing shorts.
TJBM got bit by a mosquito today.
False, don’t get many of those here.
TJBM is tired of all the moths that get in through the window
False, I am tired of all the lizards. I catch about 10 a week in my house, courtesy of the cat.
TJBM is sad tonight just laid to rest one of my kitties, a housecall after a short illness. :-(
Now I am :(
Pats @Coloma on back.
TJBM loves cats
I do. They are beautiful and I love their great self-esteem.
TJBM needs a big, big hug.
Well, I don’t need one, but I’m always up for a hug.
TJBM is at work.
yes, its a bludging day!
tjbm cut fresh flowers this morning
Er, actually late last night. I have fresh lilac on my desk from our garden..and I can see next week I’ll have peonies. Can’t wait!
TJBM must go get their picture taken. (I need to get a new passport and drivers license this month.)
might
TJBM misses their college radio station.
False.
TJBM will have a job interview soon.
False.
TJBM hopes today will be a good day.
I do, and it isn’t a bad one. I am not bludging too much today (winks @blueiiznh and gives @bob_ a big hug.
TJBM fancies a lovely hot much of drinking chocolate.
True :)
TJBM is missing someone today.
Not missing anyone but feeling quite reflective. Been listening to tracks from that Eagles album @josie pointed out. Some of them are very sad. Want to give my husband a big hug now.
TJBM is enjoying being on holiday.
True, my one day holiday started yesterday. XD
TJBM is feeling peckish
not yet
tjbm has memory lapses.
False.
TJBM just woke up.
Nope. I am getting ready to climb into bed though.
TJBM has a large collection of cookery books.
False.
TJBM loves cooking.
Oh yes, the kitchen is so much fun to create new dishes
TJBM likes to try new food
Meh…I keep my diet pretty simple and I hate to cook.:)
TJBM likes golf.
False
TJBM enjoys painting
I don’t do paintings.
TJBM thinks that Anthony Wiener should keep his seat.
false…...
TJBM has wieners for breakfast
False, no idea what they are.
TJBM likes to have toast in the morning.
False. I tend to not eat anything for breakfast.
TJBM has eaten some fruit or veg today.
True, I had a banana and an apple today. Oh, and some potatoes.
TJBM likes roast potatoes…
True.
TJBM is a fan of The West Wing.
False, not much of a fan.
TJBM is at work.
True.
TJBM would like to travel.
True.
TJBM is a fan of Manchester United.
False, CHELSEA :P
TJBM is the same as TJAM
True.
TJBM is going through my old questions.
True.
TJBM just got loads of love, for all the right reasons.
True.
TJBM has had surgery.
True many different surgeries in the past
TJBM has had their appendix out
False. But I have had kidney surgery for a blocked ureter. Not fun!
TJBM is in-joying a lovely day. perfect weather, low 80’s, breeze, just awesome here!
enjoying a toasty tornadic day
TJBM had a nekked pancake today
Cleaning and cooking pancakes all day nekked!!!
TJBM wishes they had some pancakes while nekked
False. I consider it enough that most days I can stay in my pajamas (not nekked!) while I work. Plus, I’m not a big pancake fan. Crepes yes, pancakes, no.
TJBM misses some food that they can only get in another country. (Today I am missing tequeños, yuca frita, and other goodies from Parrilla a la venezolana..)
I do @geeky_mama. The other day I fancied a Cheese and Onion pie. I often miss Vimto cordial too. I love that. And, new potatoes that taste like new potatoes.
TJBM likes to fluther in bed.
I have fluthered many places, but have yet to in bed
tjbm has fluthered while walking the dog
False, don’t have a dog
TJBM has fluthered while drunk.
I have, but not often. It is fun if the other people are about are also in a fun and happy mood.
TJBM sleeps in the nude.
False.
TJBM likes to draw.
I do, but I don’t do it now because I never seem to find time. I must make some time because I love to draw.
TJBM likes to wear a lot of blue.
False, I wear a lot of green
TJBM has seen a coral snake in the wild.
False…but I have crossed paths a few times in the past with a Habu ..in the wild.
TJBM prefers hot temperature extremes to cold temperature extremes.
True. Fuck the cold.
TJBM has been to Europe.
True
TJBM prefers Paris over London
nope…
TJBM has been someplace to gamble
I have been to casinos but I am not a big gambler. It just seems so wasteful to me.
TJBM has a favourite card game.
True
TJBM is interested in genetics
True
TJBM has butterflies in thier tummy…
Nope, an egg sanger.
TJBM is going to the cinema this weekend.
False.
TJBM thinks I’m cheeky
I do and you are! In a lovely way though. I’m pretty cheeky too so I think it’s a fine way to be.
TJBM has a favourite movie and will tell us what it is.
False, I’m not into movies.
TJBM likes cats
I do. Mine has gone off for a lunchtime jaunt. He is a posh ranga (red burmese).
TJBM is enjoying a beautiful summer’s evening.
False, but I’m enjoying a beautiful summer’s dawn.
TJBM just woke up.
Nope heading to bed
TJBM is going to masturbate
True ;)
TJBM is wearing lingerie
Hmm no, PJs yes, it’s cold here!
TJBM is still wearing their jammies.
False
TJBM can go to sleep in their jeans
nope. i do not own any
tjbm know who Rodolphus is married to
I don’t even know who Rodolphus is I’m afraid, so False.
TJBM is @blueiiznh
yes…
tjbm is @Bellatrix who will tell us who Rodolphus is
He is a pure-blood witch. I know him well :-D He is my husband.
TJBM loves to share reading Harry Potter.
False.
TJBM wonders how a man can be a “witch”
Yes, a man can be a witch. I found this site that gives a good definition of the term ‘witch’ link
TJBM is interested in the occult.
False.
TJBM knows how to tie a tie.
False, though I can learn :P
TJBM can speak German
Was ist das? That’s just about my limit.
TJBM can speak French.
Ya, ich bin Bellatrix. I am TJAY too! :( but Queenie beat me too it.
TJBM is Queenie!
False :P
TJBM is a leftie.
False I’m both handed
TJBM lost again
TJAM is @bob_ he looks cute in his blue shirt and yes I am a leftie
TJBM is Queenie
Oh I meant politically left not a molly dooker….
True I am.
TJBM is a cutie
Why thank you Queenie, the feeling is mutual :D
TJBM is right handed.
nope ambidextrous
tjbm is far from lost
False, brown
TJBM has curly hair
False, wavy.
TJBM has brown eyes
I do.
TJBM is a natural blonde.
False, brunette :P
TJBM is a brunette too
BALD and greying red-head.
TJBM has been to the Caribbean.
False
TJBM has been to the Bahamas
False.
TJBM likes vanilla ice cream.
Love it.
TJBM will tell us how they like thier coffee
With milk.
TJBM is relaxing.
Kinda
TJBM is in a playful mood
False. Tired from spinning :/
TJBM has some funny drunk stories.
I do indeed. I am a funny drunk.
TJBM is dizzy.
No. I am dry.
TJBM is hot and tired.
I’m cold and out of breath.
TJBM is near a window
No, I am in my rumpus room. I can see out of the window, but I am not next to it.
TJBM has been exercising?
True, but I didn’t today
TJBM is hanging out with some friends
False
TJBM has an exam this morning
Good grief no, I hope I have taken my last exam :-D I inflict them now.
TJBM is going to spend time with relatives this weekend.
Not that I am aware of, I may see my dad briefly and maybe my step-sister but that’s about it.
TJBM enjoys National Geographic magazines.
Sorta, they’re okay.
TJBM likes wearing uniform
False.
TJBM will go to some sort of religious service this weekend.
False!
TJBM isn’t a very religious person, unlike their parents
False
TJBM is feeling happy the weekend is here
Bet your ass I am.
TJBM is looking forward to something.
True, looking forward to spending more time in bed
TJBM just bet her ass arse
I bet my ass that the neighbors ass wants an apple. lol
TJBM has a cold
True :-/
TJBM is feeling tired
True. I shouldn’t have stayed up so late on a work night last night..
TJBM has changed their name before.
False.
TJBM is thinking of changing their name…
perhaps
TJBM has been involved in a scandal.
Never. But I have a few scandalous ex’s haha
TJBM has gone scuba diving
False
TJBM has a dentist appointment
False.
TJBM is a good swimmer.
Meh… no. An okay swimmer but not good.
TJBM has taken part in a demonstration and marched in protest against something.
True, I have
TJBM knows where the kiwi bird lives.
I do! Funny little critters they are too.
TJBM knows many New Zealand birds are little unusual. Such as this little fellow link
True, I did know that
@Bellatrix that was hilarious
TJBM knows what demodex is
False. Sounds like dog shampoo.
TJNM loved @Bellatrix ‘s youtube link funny!
@Coloma demodex is a type of mange mite found mainly on dogs.
@shego
Ya know, I ALMOST said mange shampoo! Somewhere in the archives of my brain I knew that!
Ummm, where were we?
TJBM just woke up
False, just got home after a night of drinking and hanging out.
TJBM loves mozzarella sticks
True! mmm
TJBM likes cheese
I love cheese.
TJBM thinks they may have a problem with their car the engine on mine has suddenly got very loud. Exhaust?
False
TJBM is interested in mechanical engineering
Not personally, but my brothers and son are.
TJBM loves Johnny Depp.
True, he’s awesome.
TJBM is feeling bored
No. Just got back from the movies. Saw the new Pirates movie.
TJBM wishes they were going out for some fun tonight.
True
TJBM is moving house soon
false
tjbm has passed a kidney stone.
OH False.
TJBM feels sorry for anyone who has.
False
TJBM ate a chocolate chip cookie today.
I wish.
TJBM can eat a medium pizza by themselves.
False, but pizza sounds good
TJBM likes tater tots
true
TJBM has read pet semetery
True
TJBM loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
Apocalypse Now… prefer the smell of fresh brewed coffee and toast actually.
TJBM loves shoes.
True, I’ve got lotsa pairs and I still want more :D
TJBM likes to wear sneakers
No way! Only when out walking for exercise. Otherwise I like nice shoes.
TJBM also likes handbags.
True, I’ve got lots but always want more lol!
TJBM likes to get pressies
I love pressies. I am like a kid at Christmas!
TJBM likes to spend lots of time wrapping her pressies beautifully.
True
TJBM is going to move later this year
No. I am staying right where I am! I don’t want to move for a very long time.
TJBM loves to make her mum a cup of tea.
Aww, True, I do.
TJBM has got some work to do, but is avoiding it
Urrm yes. It is Sunday though and tomorrow is a public holiday so all good.
TJBM loves snot blocks.
Uh, False. 0_0
TJBM likes getting whipped
Whipped is a bit excessive! (A snot block is a Vanilla Slice in Victoria).
TJBM likes going commando.
Uhm, sometimes yes.
TJBM likes hijacking threads
It’s been known to happen :-D.
TJBM knows what a pilliwink is.
True XD
TJBM knows someone who is looking for his book
nope
TJBM misses Thames Television
:P How old are you again?
TJBM is over 30
False
TJBM has a red and black avatar
False
Goose in the cold tubby
TJBM is smelling a wonderful dinner cooking right now mmmm
No, it is lunchtime. I had toast and vegemite :-|
TJBM likes to have fresh flowers in the house.
True, I love fresh flowers :D
TJBM is a romantic person
true
tjbm is an avid reader
True
TJBM wants to take a nap
true…and needs one to catch up from the weekend blurrr
tjbm will tell us their favorite dessert
True, it’s pretty hard to choose one though…
Cheese cake :)
TJBM wants some chocolate gateau
perhaps.
TJBM would like to have @queenie as their daughter.
No, I like to think I am too young to have a daughter. Maybe she could be my sister instead?!
TJBM has been to an awards ceremony recently.
Yes.
Yjbm will watch the nhl game tonight
oops on the typeo while mobile
False
TJBM would like to have @reijinni as their annoying uncle
Urrm, no. I have had plenty of annoying uncles in my life. Perhaps he can just be a nice fluther friend.
TJBM has mondayitis.
True, I know how you feel.
TJBM is very tired and will go to bed
Not! It is only 6:38 pm in California.
I am enjoying some killer wine and wandering around watering all my plants/yard, with Thai takeout waiting and, that awesome moon has yet to show itself. I’ve got HOURS to go before sleep! :-D
TJBM loves summer nights outside
yep…going for a swim after the game.
tjbm skinny dips too
False, even if I did, it would be chunky dunking, not skinny dipping.
TJBM was watching an amazing thunderstorm today.
in a few minutes.
TJBM just came home from work.
False, just got to work.
TJBM recently attended a wedding.
False
TJBM is tired after a loong day
False, I’m tired after getting home at 2 in the morning and having to work all day.
TJBM hates caramel.
FALSE!!!!
TJBM has a birthday coming soon.
False, just had mine last week.
TJBM is staying late at work.
False.
TJBM would like to wish @erichw1504 a HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY ;D
Absolutely!!!!!! Happy belated!
Tjbm loves blues guitar
I do. Absolutely.
TJBM remembers the perfume/cologne their first SO wore.
False, I’d rather forget everything
TJBM is nervous
Nope. Not at all.
TJBM is cold.
False
TJBM has seen something so stupid that it was funny.
True XD
TJBM likes telling jokes
Yes
Tjbm likes going to the dentist
False, but I dont mind either
TJBM is camera shy
True.
TJBM is very tired.
False. Just woke up about 45 minutes ago, having coffee, easing into the day. :-)
TJBM likes maple walnut ice cream with extra walnuts
Hmm, I’ve never tried it.
TJBM would like to try maple walnut ice cream
False, sounds disgusting.
TJBM keeps up with the news.
True, I like to.
TJBM wants an ice lolly
False.
TJBM thinks that with over 750 responses, this needs to go to part 20.
True
TJBM wants to keep posting on this thread anyway
true
TJBM has the link to part 20.
False
TJBM is feeling lazy and wants dinner
False, lazy but just ate lunch.
TJBM needs new shoes.
False. I am set for summer with sandles, sandles, sandles!
Link to part 20?
Do share!
TJBM will share the link to part 20
WHA….?
TJBM is sleepwaking not sleepwalking
True, very true.
TJBM doesn’t believe there is a part 20.
True
TJBM is going to sleep… wherever that is.
False, but almost as I melt in my chair at work.
TJBM needs to catch up on some sleep.
True
TJBM doesn’t know how to spell JOHNNY DEPP
False. ;-) heh, tricky
TJBM knows there is no part 20 and @Coloma was fooled. Or, was she?
False, it is located under the orange tree.
TJBM knows his name is actually spelled Jony Deep.
False, you’re still missing an “N” and a “P”.
TJBM has been to the grocery store today.
False, went yesterday.
TJBM knows his name is actually spelled Jonny Deepp.
Duh – - Is it. Bet you @erichw1504 never got past the FIRST level in the spelling bee.
TJBM Would like to go to movies.
True, I plan on seeing Transformers 3 in 3D.
TJBM loves watching giant robots smash the crap out of each other.
@Tropical_Willie Actuly i did!
butt i cheeted…
i do. love it
tjbm builds robots
Urrm no. It would be a fun thing to do though!
TJBM can hear birds tweeting right now.
only in my mind…
tjbm can hear voices in their head right now
Damn, you are on to me.
TJBM has some hot chocolate he is willing to share.
yes. with whipped cream or not?
tjbm is jealous that tjam can hear the voices talking to her. and also tjbm is tjam
The voices in my head are causing my brain to explode as they try to work out who is hearing them now :-D And will someone shut that tweeting bird up…
TJBM will make this jelly a hot chocolate without whipped cream. TY!
done deal!...chocolate sprinkles on the side if you wish
tjbm is wired more from the bird versus the hot chocolate.
:-) Nah, I like bird song. Ty for the chocolate (even though I now have a cup of tea).
TJBM had a very productive day.
False, I just woke up
TJBM doesn’t feel like doing anything today
TJBY has not done much today.
TJBM has a dog that farts loudly.
False, I don’t have a dog.
TJBM spends at least an hour straightening their hair.
False. I let a beautician take the heat.;-)
TJBM will happily follow this thread to PART 20
Thanks @ALL TJBM
no no no say it aint so
tjbm will help continue 19 on into history
True :)
TJBM likes making history
If being an “old fart” counts as making history.
TJBM enjoyed their bangers and mash.
I didn’t have bangers and mash… I dipped out.
TJBM is rebellious and isn’t going to Part 20.
False. Rebelliousness (sp) can be stressful and me I don’t get along with stress.
TJBM likes the idea of continuing Part 19 on into history but will also participate in Part 20 – Part 50.
of course. love to keep all the tjbm questions going
tjbm is looking forward to part __ (fill in the blank)
Part 100.
TJBM is looking forward to the summer holidays
yeah!!!!! summer time fun!
tjbm will tell us their favorite holiday
Adventure trails in Wales :)
TJBM hasn’t had a relaxing holiday in a looong time
True. I do not celebrate holidays, just Mondays.
TJBM needs to turn in their TPS report!
I don’t even know what a TPS report is? I do need to do my annual tax return.
TJBM gets in trouble for fluthering when they should be leaving for work.
nope
TJBM participates in more than five TJBM questions
I don’t think so… I lost count though. I just answer whatever turns up at the bottom of the page.
TJBM participates in things like “Red Nose Day”, “Jeans for Genes” day etc. and will be wearing their jeans to work on Friday, 5th August (if they are in Australia) or on a different day if you have this day where you are Link
nope, not working tomorrow. Preping for the 190 mile PanMass cycle ride Saturday
tjbm has a full weekend planned
I have things on but nothing too much, which is nice. I am going to do my photography course!! On Sunday. I will report back (to @Blueiiznh) when it is done.
Other than that, little bit of work and nothing else planned. Hope the ride goes well. 190 miles… how long will that take? Wow…
true…i think…..(broken into 2 days)
tjbm wishes @Bellatrix all the best on her photog course adventure also!
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