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How would you describe your driving ability in three words or less?

Asked by erichw1504 (26448points) May 18th, 2011

Yes, another spinoff of @ucme’s dancing ability question. Sorry.

Everyone drives differently. If you could describe your own driving ability in three words or less what would it be? Is it slow, erratic, weird, or insanly good? Let us know!

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erichw1504's avatar

Graceful, yet fast.

DeanV's avatar

Good enough.

Blackberry's avatar

Impatient loose cannon.

WestRiverrat's avatar

passive aggressive

john65pennington's avatar

No citations…....................ever.

gm_pansa1's avatar

Easy:
1. I
2. Don’t
3. Drive

incendiary_dan's avatar

At appropriate speeds.

jonsblond's avatar

Patient until provoked.

erichw1504's avatar

Car smashingly awesome.

picante's avatar

Alert, confident, capable

marinelife's avatar

Usually pretty good.

poisonedantidote's avatar

Cautious, Safe, Illegal.

(I don’t have a licence, or car, but I can and have driven cars before on private land)

Aster's avatar

Alert, ticket – free.

YoBob's avatar

On more than one occasion I have simi-jokingly threatened to get a bumper sticker that reads:

“Warning: The driver of this vehicle is in no particular hurry to get anywhere.”

Folks, you do not have to drive at Mach 3 with your hair on fire in order to reach your destination. Chances are you will get caught in the same traffic jam or at the next light with the rest of us anyway. Relax, crank up the tunes, you’ll get where you are going soon enough.

So… in three words or less: No particular hurry

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Coloma's avatar

Confident, bold, and very forgiving car.

Hesitation kills! lol

rebbel's avatar

Michael Schumacher’s tutor.

erichw1504's avatar

An epileptic grandmother.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

gesture, finger, bird

everephebe's avatar

Autopilot engaged.

erichw1504's avatar

Warp speed engaged.

longtresses's avatar

directionally challenged.

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LuckyGuy's avatar

Confident, experienced, aware

SABOTEUR's avatar

Aggressive
Defensive
Purposeful

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yankeetooter's avatar

Fast, but safe…

_zen_'s avatar

Safe, smart and secure.

Mariah's avatar

Nervous as hell.

Cruiser's avatar

Need for speed.

ratboy's avatar

Dead or maimed.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Consistent, alert, prepared. When I get out onto the roads or highways, I trust no one and try to drive in a way I can avoid getting caught in the most common oopses.

ucme's avatar

Don’t know why you’re apologising, you fucking copycat!! ~ ;¬}
Polished and professional.

Dr_Dredd's avatar

Learned in NYC

auntydeb's avatar

out of practice!

wundayatta's avatar

rabbit porcupine sunshine

jellyfish3232's avatar

Probably catastrophic.

erichw1504's avatar

Extreme donkey racing.

Kardamom's avatar

Cautious and Alert

tedibear's avatar

Great in snow.

Axemusica's avatar

Precise maneuvering techniques.

flutherother's avatar

Rather be driven.

erichw1504's avatar

Dominic Toretto

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erichw1504's avatar

I. P. Freely

YARNLADY's avatar

slow and steady

everephebe's avatar

Keep your distance.… But don’t look like you’re keeping your distance. I don’t know, fly casual.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Road Raging Bitch.

flutherother's avatar

Where’s the brake?

RocketGuy's avatar

L A Style. Efficient, minimal braking!

Sunny2's avatar

Better than average.

aprilsimnel's avatar

What driving ability?

wundayatta's avatar

under orange tree

MilkyWay's avatar

Don’t have liscence…

AmWiser's avatar

World’s greatest driver.

rooeytoo's avatar

Cautiously, by braille

hehehehe J/K

like a maniac!

buster's avatar

I grind guardrails.
Cars are skateboards.

tranquilsea's avatar

Better than hubby’s

Faze44's avatar

Ranting Road Rager

erichw1504's avatar

Burnt rubber

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erichw1504's avatar

What are tail-lights?

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erichw1504's avatar

@noelleptc I know, that was my “driving ability in three words”.

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erichw1504's avatar

Somebody needs to get some more sleep.

rooeytoo's avatar

@erichw1504 – I got it and thought it was a good one!

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MooCows's avatar

Very very erratic!

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