How will you spend your last day on earth?
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May 20th, 2011
Tomorrow is the much heralded Apocalypse…what are you going to do today during these last few hours before fire and brimstone brings all this to an end??
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Depends on the weather. I still have stuff to plant in the garden.
Hanging out with the kids. They want to make a personalized “Greatest Dad” shirt for Father’s day, so that is our plan while dad is at work. If it doesn’t rain I’d like to pull some weeds. I have a basket of laundry that needs to be washed, also. That’s about it.
Getting my acu punctured, then hanging with some friends later. I’m hoping the Apocalypse waits til tomorrow afternoon, as KatawaGrey and I are having lunch with MissAusten. Guess I’d better have a really good dinner, just in case.
Oh, good! Time for a day of fun, then about ten minutes of repentance. That should do it!
We’re laughing now, what if he’s right?
Then whether or not we laughed will be the least of our concerns.
If he’s right I will be in deep shit.
Ah, the upside is think of the party all of us sinners will have. All the tightasses are gone. Wallow in the pleasures of the flesh.
In my house, lotioning my new tattoo and nursing my cold.
I feel sorry for the crew aboard Endeavour.
Larry Niven’s Lucifer’s Hammer comes to mind. It’s a great Apocalypse scenario, and the crew in an orbiting shuttle gets to watch the whole thing.
I want to through a big Rapture Party. I hope it all works out. I invited quite a few people and bought lots of booze, and my friend is DJing. I have balloons and I got the bbq. Some steaks in the frig, gonna get some Ahi later . Yeah, good times. The Rapture bring it on! I want to make a big sign too. I don’t know what it should say? Anyways.It’s a good excuse to celebrate life at the expense of thoughs who can’t wait for death. dumbasses
@JilltheTooth I am going to sort my socks like I do every Friday night! I will want to have matching socks on when I meet the big Guy!
You sort your socks every Friday? Oh, Sweetie, you need a life! Quick…
Swimming and maybe eating fish!!
But tomorrow I will be on a plane (oh no!)
Someone and now several people have posted an idea on FB. Take old clothes and shoes and lie them outsife on the ground tomorrow.
Why lie the clothes and shoes outside? And I’m still psyched for the sock sorting idea.
@janbb you have no idea how badly I want to do that now.
I think it’s a good day to celebrate life.
@Adirondackwannabe They’re the clothes of the people who have been taken up to Heaven in the Rapture.
Well, @janbb , put that way, the Rapture doesn’t sound so bad. Everybody nekkid…will there be pancakes?
Cake! Potato chips! Beer and Margaritas! Apologies from abusers perhaps!
I will throw the largest nekked pancake party, EVER!
As for me, I intend to enjoy a very good bottle of scotch and go out kicking some apocalyptic zombie ass!
Crap @YoBob! I forgot about the Zombies! I need to get more shells for my Boomstick!!
I have a pimple in my ear that needs to gtfo.
it’s OK @JilltheTooth at least I will be a sharp dressed man when I go to hell! ;)
Probably by feeding my fish and looking through an IKEA magazine.
NOW you tell me?!?! After we spent $80 at the garden store? It’s been so wet here all week I considered building an ark and tomorrow is supposed to be the first sunny day. Those flowers are going in the ground no matter what. I simply could not enjoy heaven knowing I wasted $80 and sentenced 5 flats of innocent petunias to death.
I sure do like the idea of leaving clothes on the front lawn. Hilarious!
@worriedguy : Shoulda built the ark. Might’ve been more practical. Silly you.
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@erichw1504 It’s supposed to be a sunny day under the orange tree.
LOL! My husband just called me and said “Hey, so tomorrow is supposed to be the end of the world but nobody told me? WTH?” True story. LOLing over here! Seriously!
@WillWorkForChocolate yesterday my husband asked me if it was a band. Which, apparently it is. He thought someone was coming out with a long anticipated album. True story.
I’m a non-believer, so apparently I have 5 months of hell on earth to look forward to. So I guess I’ll just relax and go over my preps.
Masturbate to the songs of Lionel Richie.
@erichw1504 So…you’re going to throw the biggest pancake party under an orange tree with @wundayatta and you’re going to masturbate all over the pancakes and ikea magazines while feeding the fishes with Lionel Richie?
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It involves an Arrested Development marathon, an orgy and bacon. It has bacon and your plan does not. Therefore, it is a superior plan.
@Michael_Huntington Son of a b*tch you did it! How could I have forgone the bacon? I bow to you.
@Michael_Huntington Pretty much, except I won’t be masturbating, I’ll be hanging out with my love and doing things lovers do; it won’t be pancakes—it’ll be waffles with real maple syrup; no Ikea magazines—I only read the New Yorker; instead of feeding the fishes with Lionel Richie, I will be counting clouds with the fabulous fluther babes! Other than that, you got it pretty much right!
My Doc told me I shouldn’t eat bacon….but WTH, it’s the end of the world so bring it on! pass the syrup please and not @wundayatta‘s syrup! XD
“Rapture” ^ ^ ^ redefined!
work.. go home figure out what to do make for dinner… have a glass of wine
Tomorrrow, clean the house because I’d sure hate it if the end of the world started and I had a ring around the toilet!
Last day? 24 hours then. Ok let’s do this…
First 15 hours – barbecuing with friends and family.
Next 5 hours – spend time laughing with buddies and Jack Daniels.
Next 3 hours and 54 minutes – sit beside my sweetheart and reminisce.
Next 5 minutes and 58 secs – Kiss her.
Last 2 secs – Yell out ‘Fuck You World!”
@mazingerz88 You realize that’s a total of about 30 hours, right?
@erichw1504 Really? 15 + 5 + 3 = 23 hours 54 + 5 = 59 mins 58 + 2 = 60 secs : )
…spend your last day on earth?
Implying I’ll be one of the ones to get raptured, as opposed to just left behind.
I’ll be getting ready to loot the entire neighborhood and coming up with ways to round up my harem of non-raptured busty soccer moms who will sit at my right hand as I rule the post apocalyptic culdesac with an iron fist… at least until the moon turns to blood and the mountains all fall over and all that other crazy shit from Revelations.
@mazingerz88 son of a… I need my eyes checked. That or I need to go back to Math class.
Drinkin’ beer! I will be here!!
@erichw1504
I just clicked on that link, I don’t know whether to thank you or curse you
I’ll thank you now for the link and curse you later, when I’m sitting at home in my post apocolyptic world, defending my bacon syrup against zombies with my last shotgun shell)
Drinking, dancing and flirting (with men).
Ain’t everybody drinking and dancing and “doing things”?
Watching re-runs of Buffy and any other old series or movies we’ve got with my brother! Anda bag of popcorn.
I really hate it when this kind of thing happens on my birthday. I was planning on watching a movie. I guess I will have to go to an early showing.
Happy birthday! Fireworks at 6PM in honor of LostinParadise.
Anybody missing any family members?? Any partially devoured corpses out in the street?? Am I in hell…this sure ain’t heaven??
It would be nice if the New Zealand and Australian Jellies checked in to let us know what life is like after 6PM….
Ummm. I think they got the calculations wrong. They were including periods in their count of habeous corpusae and in fact the ancient Hebrews didn’t have periods. They were little bugs on the paper that just happened to coincided with, well, you know.
I highly recommend sleeping under the orange tree.
Shame on all of you for picking on these true believers. I for one was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice on their behalf. That’s right, in order to assure their ascendancy while dooming myself to being left behind, I was willing to take upon myself the burden of their cash, certificates and jewelry.
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