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Why does Fluther say that?

Asked by Poser (7782 points ) May 24th, 2011

Fluther just told me, “Here comes your boss. Look busy.” I actually looked over my shoulder, even though I sit with my back to the wall, and checked for my boss.

Not cool, Fluther.

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ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Just lookin’ out. Better safe than sorry.

Bellatrix's avatar

Fluther is telling me to look busy because my boss is about too. If he is, he is in my lounge room and he had better bugger off back home himself. I am on my own time now!

_zen_'s avatar

I smell good, according to fluther. I don’t think the messages have changed in a long time. Hey Auggie: maybe we could come up with some new ones and vote on them?

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@zen I agree.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Fluther just told me I have a nice @ss.
That is more than just flirtatious,IMO.
It’s downright lecherous.
Fluther is bad.

aprilsimnel's avatar

Fluther wants to run away with me.

I can only hope we have enough money to make it, ‘cause, baby, it’s a wild world, and it’s hard to get by just upon a smile!

Bellatrix's avatar

Apparently I “have arrived”. Don’t even remember going on a journey…

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Yeah, Fluther offered to do my dishes today. Which I think is just a smartass remark, because I don’t have any dirty dishes today. :\

Poser's avatar

@ANef_is_Enuf Told me the same thing. I was thrilled. Can’t wait to come home to a clean kitchen tonight.

ucme's avatar

I was just told ”Tag, you’re it.” Playful little buggers aren’t they!

Seelix's avatar

Fluther just told me it dreamed about me last night! But it didn’t ask me what the dream meant or if I had a crush on it…

erichw1504's avatar

They just said to me: “We <3 you.”

I don’t know what the left arrow and a number three mean, but I’ve got my guard up.

FutureMemory's avatar

I’ve always found those messages to be highly obnoxious.

erichw1504's avatar

Ahoy matey.

wundayatta's avatar

They kept a seat warm for me.

I hate warm seats!

Poser's avatar

@wundayatta Even toilet seats?

Allie's avatar

Fluther wants to know if my mother knows I’m here.
Mothers know all!!!!~

wundayatta's avatar

@Poser Is there any need to warm toilet seats? I never noticed. But yeah, even toilet seats. I just don’t like sitting on warm seats. Even in cars when it’s below zero outside.

Poser's avatar

@wundayatta Cold toilet seats? No thanks.

sakura's avatar

psssttt…don’t tell anyone but we love you the most!!

Bellatrix's avatar

Does my hair look weird or something? They just asked me if I changed shampoo?

Blueroses's avatar

Fluther is still drinking my milkshake. I didn’t even get to have any of it.

Bellatrix's avatar

Obviously it does look weird. Now they are saying they don’t think I’m having a bad hair day. Sheesh. Alrighty! I get it. I will phone the hairdresser!

chyna's avatar

They think I’m just in time. In time for what?

dxs's avatar

I feel bad for all of you—I’m their favorite!but they told me not to tell you…oh well

Symbeline's avatar

Fluther wants to assassinate your ass. I never do what the internet tells me to. Not only would I be long dead by now if I did, I wouldn’t even have been.

Also, I think it’s about high time that Fluther included some random Conan reference somewhere. Then it might kill me.

AmWiser's avatar

It’s been so lonely without you. I’ve been gone for a few days and now I feel special that Fluther has been lonely without me. Yeah! Right.

incendiary_dan's avatar

I, apparently, had a cake baked for me.

aprilsimnel's avatar

@incendiary_dan – Was there also a band?

lillycoyote's avatar

Fluther says a lot of crap: I deserve a vacation, no I don’t, my life pretty much is a vacation; we love your style, I don’t have a style, I’ve gotten smarter, no I haven’t, I’ve gotten stupider; I’ve been working out, no, actually I haven’t; my don’t you look dapper!, I’m wearing jeans, a plain black t-shirt and flip flops, really, dapper, not exactly; they were wondering when I’d stop by, I’m here pretty much all the goddam time; we’ve been expecting you, duh! Again, I’m here pretty much all the goddam time and they have apparently have baked me a cake, fine, thank you, I really appreciate it … so where the hell is my cake? I don’t see it anywhere.

_zen_'s avatar

Remember Halloween a couple of years ago – with Evrul? Weren’t the messages also mixed up?

Poser's avatar

I feel really uncomfortable now. Fluther said it wants to be the big spoon.

augustlan's avatar

@zen I think that was on April Fools Day. On Halloween, Dr.J. was dressed as a mummy and/or a vampire.

Maybe we’ll have another round of “Suggest new welcome comments” sometime soon. That would be fun. :)

_zen_'s avatar

You’re right of course babes. April fool’s it was.

dxs's avatar

“We want to be just like you when we grow up!”
I haven’t even grown up…

jellyfish3232's avatar

@dxs
Maybe they want to be younger.

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