If famous people used Fluther, what questions would they ask?
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May 26th, 2011
Be it politicians, celebrities or “historical” people.
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Nietzche would ask why everyone loves puppies.
Sigmund Freud: I dreamed about the girl I like, what does this mean?
Marquis De Sade: NSFW Have you ever used the tears of a nubile young lass as lubricant for your wooden dildos?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: What do we have to fear? (See Details)
Charlie Sheen: “Is anyone else on here Winning?!”
Charlie Brown: “Can I please just kick that damn football once?!”
Charlie Bucket: “Is Willy Wonka high or something?”
Charlie Chaplin: ” ?”
Bullwinkle: Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Dream questions would be rather popular.
MLK: I had a dream… what does it mean?
Simon Cowell: “Seriously America? Scotty McCreery?”
Paul Bunyan: “What is the best way to express a big blue ox?”
The Joker: “Why so serious?”
On that note, @erichw1504 , isn’t it fortunate that we have a 3 question rule? Can you imagine the deluge from The Riddler if there was no limit?
Dr. Seuss: “Why are questions so complicated yet the answers are simple?”
Arnold: “How much is too much to pay for alimony?”
Monica Lewinsky: [Possibly NSFW] How can I get this stain out (see details)?
Dr. Ruth: (NSFW) One of my patients keeps asking me about this so called G-Spot? Anyone here has any idea WTI she is talking about?
Dr. Phil: Any good carpenter around? I have this humongous chair that i want to make smaller.
The same types of questions that everyone else asks. They are people too.
How does one know how or what others would think ?
Oprah: Is it arrogant to put yourself on the cover of your magazine every month?
The questions that I would ask.
Stephen Hawking – Nsfw : Wheelchair sex…..brakes on or brakes off?
Mike Tyson: Does no always mean no?
Michael Jackson – Looking for a career in childminding, any ideas?
Gordon Ramsay: After watching Kitchen Nightmares, will you ever eat out again?
Oprah: What did you think of my last show? (Everyone who answers gets a free CAARRRRR!!!)
Adolf Hitler – Attending my sons Bar Mitzvah this afternoon, should I wear my uniform or…...?
Evander Holyfield: Do I need to go to the doctor? Should I get a rabies shot? (Details inside)
Moe Howard: Frying pan or trash can lid to the face; what hurts more?
Harold Camping: What’s so wrong with getting rich by exploiting people’s fears?
Stevie Wonder – Blind dates, something I should look into or stay clear of?
George W. Bush: Does anybody have my pants from last night’s nekked pancake party?
Celine Dion: Why don’t people like me?
Ron Jeremy – Nsfw : So…...you wanna fuck!?!
Dr. J: Is one of my tentacles longer than the others?
Donald Trump: On a scale of 1 to a Billion, how gullible are the American people?
Jesus Christ: Does anyone else have trouble working for their father?
Obama: Who would you like me to take out now?
@Blueroses or as an alternative: Donald Trump: On a scale of 1 to a Billion, how awesome am I (you don’t have to stop at a billion)?
Arnold Schwarzenegger- Psssst, how many jellies are or think they might be pregnant with my child?
R2D2: Beep boop, bop, bee boop boot, whuuurrrr?
@erichw1504/R2D2 I totally know what you’re talking about. That happened to me just last week.
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Donald Trump: What kind of spray tan works best for men over 50?
@ucme Hitler: I love juice! How about you?
Ozzy: What’s your favorite bat flavor?
Mussolini: Let’s play a word game!
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Nicolas Cage: What crazy hair style should I have for my next role?
Response moderated (Spam)
Brad Pitt: What should we name our next child?
The last question by wundayatta understand I do not.
Yoda
Gary Busey: Has anyone thought of looking under the swimming pool at the house of in the frizzer we had a boy that was missing for 3 years somewhere around here and they found him .i would not let her out of jail shell will just run?
Keanu Reeves: How is it possible to be both a terrible actor AND really likable?
Matthew McConaughey or Charlie Sheen: How could I become an even bigger douchebag?
Taylor Lautner: Men: do I make you jealous?
JFK – Have you ever lost your head in public?
Bill Clinton: Any of you ladies into cigars?
Sarah Jessica Parker : Which was my best performance…Black Beauty/Seabiscuit or Champion the Wonderhorse? Be honest now!
Paris Hilton: ”Know any good plastic surgery surgeons?”
Paris Hilton: Is it a good idea to videotape my sexual encounters?
Mickey Mouse – Nsfw : I like to stroke Pluto, but i’d rather enter Uranus…is this wrong of me?
Anita Bryant: WTF is this BS about an orange tree?
Sigmund Freud: What do you really mean by that question?
follow-up:
What do you really mean by that answer?
Bernard Shaw:
Okay, here’s a hypothetical for you: If Kitty Dukakis were raped and murdered and the video was put on YouTube would that violation of YouTube’s TOS agreement be a criminal or civil offense?
Ronald Reagan:
Are you better off now than you were four years ago?
George Washington:
Doesn’t anyone care about cherry trees any more?
@WasCy _Sigmund Freud’s answer to everything: Your mom!
John Chapman:
Anyone know who Johnny Orangeseed is? Ever heard of him? No? Why am I not surprised?
PS: The question would be modded, and we’d never hear from that bastard again.
Schwarzenegger:
Ah vimmen attracted to men who flatter their osses?
Vot’s wrong with grawbbing a voman’s oss vitout her consent?
Steven Spielberg:
What are your favorite movies about dinosaurs, sharks, or extraterrestrials?
Drew Barrymore:
WTF did I marry Tom Green?!
Mel Gibson:
Fill in the blanks: How can a white, Christian man make a movie when the f**kin ____ ___ everything in Hollywood????!!!
I lol’d hard at the Mel Gibson one… Good job Brian.
Senator Joseph McCarthy:
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?
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Will Hollywood and all those other f@$king Jews forget about the racial comments and anti-semitic rants if I put a beaver puppet on my hand and it apologizes?
Dick Cheney: Is it OK to ski in jeans?
Vincent Van Gogh – Jellies, would you lend me your ears for a moment?
Just one will do…....anyone?
Oprah Winfrey:
How many in my huge worldwide audience, and going back around 20-odd years or so – maybe more, but it’s been a while, darlins – has ever seen an episode even a single page hit will do of WTH is this? how do I say this? “FLOOTHER”? oh, “Fluther”?
You? Lady in the back row? You saw it? Oh, I see – you were looking to arrange a threesome with another woman for your husband and asked a question once?
Well, if you’ll all look under your chairs you’ll see that you each have A NEW LAPTOP COMPUTER! And they’re all set up with shortcuts to Fluther! Go there now and ask THEM your silly-ass questions. I’m so outta here.
Katy Perry: Ladies: have you ever kissed a girl and liked it?
I have! Me! Me! Me!
Robin Williams- What’s the best way to get rid of unwanted body hair?
Abraham Lincoln
[Spoiler Alert] So, how did the play turn out, anyway? I missed the ending.
Christina Aguilera: What happened to my face?
Mickey Rourke: What happened to my face?
La Toya Jackson: What happened to my face?
Bruce Jenner: What happened to my face?
or
Why do I look like an old lesbian?
Kirstie Alley: What happened to my ass? Oh nevermind. What happened to my ass? Oh nevermind. What happened to my ass? Oh nevermind.
Carrot Top
Face? What face?
Joan Rivers: Hahahahahahaha – fuck you I don’t care.
Mike Tyson: Do you like to be bitten?
Uwe Boll: What video game should I ruin next?
Idi Amin
Who would like to join me in dinner tonight?
Princess Beatrice: Have you ever worn an IUD on your head?
Zach Galifianakis: Is my beard on my face or is my face on my beard?
John Wayne Bobbitt: Did you ever wake up feeling like something’s missing?
Gwyneth Paltrow: Can I shine any brighter for the world?
Hitler: Why’s it so hot down here?
Luke Skywalker: How can I stop being so whiny?
Superman: Do these tights make me look fat?
Donald Trump: Got recommendations for some good wig adhesives?
Lionel Richie: Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
Have you seen this poster?
Shakespeare:
To be, or not to be?
John Wayne:
Pilgrim, where’s ya get that “sissy” looking outfit.
John Wayne: The name’s Marion, wanna make something of it?
Johnny Cash: I’m a beginning song writer and for my newest song i want some suggestions for a boys name.
Bob Dylan: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Who wrote the book of love?
Barry Mann: Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong?
Sarah Palin: I kid you not. Where does a lot of that fruit fly money end up anyway?
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