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Is your house in order, if you died this day?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) May 31st, 2011

If you died this day be it a vehicle or work accident, a brain aneurism, freak bolt of lightening would your house be in order? Would those left to handle your affairs no who to contact to cancel your subscriptions, contact the creditors, locate your assets and holdings? If when they started to box up your effects would they find anything embarrassing there, furry hand cuffs, penis pump, porn, a stash of Pokémon cards, illegal drugs, cross dressing items, etc? If you have notable assets do you have a will or will the remaining family be duking it out to see who gets your stocks, boat, beach house, etc?

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TexasDude's avatar

Is your house in order, if you died this day?

Lol, no. I have informally told certain friends which of my valuables they can have.

josie's avatar

Of course.

chyna's avatar

Not totally, but more so since my mom died and I’ve had to handle her affairs.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard And you trust them to stay civil picking over your spoils after you are gone? <raised brow>

TexasDude's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central sure. I’ll be dead anyway, whaddaicare?

Berserker's avatar

I have a will, but nothing of any real value included within. But my shit’s taken care of. That’s all I’m really willing to divulge about it online.

All that doesn’t really matter though, because I’ll come back as a zombie, sure as shit. ^^

Don’t touch my pillooooooows….

SuperMouse's avatar

My house is a mess, but thanks to an incredibly well organized husband my affairs are in order.

anartist's avatar

The sheets are changed, but the bathroom is dirty and the dishwasher not unloaded.

AmWiser's avatar

Sadly…No.

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Only138's avatar

@Symbeline Will you eat me when you come back as a zombie?

Only138's avatar

My stuff is in basic order….although my house will probably need to be straightened up a bit before its sold.

BarnacleBill's avatar

Not even close!

Raven_Rising's avatar

Can’t say that I do. Hell, I’ve been winging it for so long, I’ll be lucky to have a house to put in order!

ucme's avatar

Nope! Hey, I like a good fight :¬)

JilltheTooth's avatar

Aww, hell no! KatawaGrey would be cursing me before the day was done at the amount of crap she’d have to deal with.

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