(NSFW) Immature, but a question for fun; what's something unique you've heard someone say that indicates going for a number two?

A silly question just for fun.

Going for a number two, for some who might not know, means going to take a dump. (pooping lol)

There are many things people say when they’re wanting to let everyone know that they’re going for a number two. (usually due to explain an interference in a social activity, not just for the sake of letting everyone know lol)

Things like, ’‘dropping a brown baby boy’’, ’‘I’m gonna go rule on the ceramic throne’’, ’‘drop a bomb’’ or ’‘Imma go contemplate life’’.

A few weekends ago, my friend’s boyfriend had to go, and he’s all like, I’m gonna go destroy the bathroom.’’ I laughed lol.

What have you heard? And do you say anything weird or funny for this situation? Number ones are also included.

Words of wisdom; why is it called taking a dump when you’re actually leaving a dump?