(NSFW) How easy or difficult would it be to put on a ping pong show ?

Spalding Grey mentions the phenomenon in the movie “Swimming to Cambodia”.

I could not be bothered.

It would be a matter of training the muscles.

I’d like to see it, but only in my personal life (my bedroom).

Seeing it as a public spectacle wouldn’t do anything for me.

FOUR GQ’s for this???

Now five!

Fluther, Fluther, Fluther! What has happened to you!

It could be as hard as cutting a banana in slices or shooting a boiled egg or smoking a cigarette. I’ve seen these in videos and it was nothing like entertainment to me.

Shooting out a baby was enough for me. Ultimately a baby is more fun than a ping pong ball.

It was hilarious in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. That was enough for me.

Impossible unless I bought a Daisy Pneumatic Veegee.

I am NOT reading this and I am certainly NOT giving people GA’s. Just so you guys know.

Free GAs on me, everyone! LOLOLOL

I didn’t do that @Michael_Huntington

@zenvelo I love that movie and I was going to mention that.

Playing a Kazoo down there is about as far as I go!

Great question points are being shot out here as fast as pingpong balls do from a vagina!

I wouldn’t be interested in seeing that.

Is this a joke?

Piece of piss, the wife can serve an ace with a tennis ball. We do get some strange looks from the other players though. “Advantage Miss thunder thighs” ;¬}

The vaginular mushrooms… uh…. muscles can be trained using K gull exercises. Do not use M gull exercises as that may be hazardous to your health. K gull is what you want. Apparantly the gulls come along and walk all over your vagina and then they drop ping pong balls in. In some countries it is considered a delicacy. Don’t ask.

Under the Orange Tree!

Ah man!

@lucillelucillelucille Referring to the original question, I wouldn’t even be interested in READING about that. Which is why I’m not participating in this question!

@Dutchess_III I don’t believe that you have no interest in this as you certainly clicked on this question to read details and responses, and I’d also like to point out that you have posted the most responses.

Does @Dutchess_III get a Captain Spaulding (“I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going!”) award for five postings to point out she is not participating ? ;-)

Personally I share some revulsion to the idea, instinctively, and noticed it even the first time I heard about the performances. And I usually do, just a bit. Whether or not I can explain it, it makes me sad, or cranky. Seeing that particular skill performed is not on my ToDo list.

However, I am a curious person, and I admit to a fascination at the athletic achievement and discipline it suggests. ... In a “Who’s Got Talent?” sort of way. Incredible.
Combined with body parts that get attention anyway, the question is a compelling read.

And part of me believes that she has an exceptional skill and she should show it off why not?

Perhaps Dutchess_III is taking the piss of some of the other ping pong patrons in this thread.

Me thinks some don’t know a joke when they see it.