(NSFW) Women: Do you want to see male area pictures?

I could honestly give a fuck less about what his dick looks like. I’ll see it if and when we get to that point of sexuality.

Instead of wanting more info about your penis, I want to get more information about the person who you really are. That’s what would impress me.

@KatetheGreat but I’m a dick… lol

@King_Pariah Hahahaha. You’re brilliant.

So silly. I had a boyfriend who gave me a picture of his penis before he went on a short vacation- wtf? I’d like to grab it and put it but not so much lookin’ at it.

No thank you.

I have to say that when it comes to men I have to be first and formost mentally stimulated then when flirting and that with that certain person we start talking dirty and flirting and having fun I think his penis is hot especially seeing it when it’s cumming…. I get all wet just seeing images of a cumming cock, but I tend to be very visual. But unless I have that first interaction of talking and getting to know someone its all a moot point and it will do nothing for me.

I really, really don’t.

I mean, it grosses me out most of the time. It reminds me of an anteater. I don’t like those thoughts.

@KatetheGreat LOL and anteater too too funny dying here

Uncircumsized penises look like wet cigars. Just sayin’.

@creative1 I just imagine it has it’s own personality and likes to slurp up ants. Hahahahaha.

@creative1 Lol wow, the cumming turns you on? It’s a huge turn-off for me (which is why I always swallow, so I don’t have to see it…)

I like ‘em, but only if it’s a particularly large dick.

Sperm takes like seaweed. Yuck. Pussy tastes so much better.

Sorry to hijack the thread but I’m still waiting for the female jelly who actually likes looking at penises first, the body attach to it second. : )

I don’t. It’s kind of weird to me when I think about it though because men like to see naked women, inside and out and in general, I like to admire a nice looking male physique but unless it’s someone I know or want to know intimately in person, I don’t want to look. There’s something about a disembodied tinker that just doesn’t do anything for me, especially a flaccid one. EEEk!

@Facade How large – 7 and up? 8 and up? Length or girth?

@Jude Seaweed? I guess it’s a good thing I like sushi rolls then ;)

@Jude I once had some that tasted like battery acid. Disgusting.

@MyNewtBoobs You can have it. Seafood makes me gag. Sweet pussy tastes like heaven.

@MyNewtBoobs Big and thick, so 8” and up. Realistically, it’d be uncomfortable to actually sex a dick that big, but for whatever reason I do like looking at them =)

@KatetheGreat see? Nasty stuff.

I’ll stop hijacking this thread.

@Jude Tasting these body fluids is psychological. I have yet to find pussy that tastes like Dunkin Donut’s Bavarian filled donuts.

@KatetheGreat Avoid having sex with the Energizer bunny then!

Well, if we’re going to talk about pussy, I’ve had one that tasted and smelt of oranges.

@KatetheGreat Ok, this prompts me to ask: Have you actually tasted battery acid???

@mazingerz88 See, I’m with you – the pussy I’ve tasted, save for one, has been sour and acidic, not sweet (tastebud wise). Kinda like grapefruit.

@MyNewtBoobs I was smashing batteries with a hammer as a child and some got on my tongue. So yes, I have!

@mazingerz88 But he’s just so cute!

@mazingerz88 I disagree. Male cum tastes horrible (from what I remember). Women taste much better. Some, though (depending on the time of the month) have tasted a bit off (tangy).

@KatetheGreat Sort of like Cyril Sneer from the cartoon Raccoons?

@KatetheGreat…...LOL x 1000! I am with you (anteater comment)! Or Mr Snuffalupagus (sp?)

I don’t find photos of that attractive….not a photo. It’s just there.

@BarnacleBill Oh dear. I am dying! You just made my night.

@DarlingRhadamanthus Is a Snuffalupagus that thing off of Sesame Street?

@Jude Never tasted sperm, ( except the ones that accidentally end up in my mouth while masturbating ) so I defer to you on that one.

Ok what I said in parentheses is a joke, ok?

This question and this question might be of interest here. Heck, maybe even this one too. All totally NSFW, of course.

I am generally not all that excited about seeing anyone’s genitals out of context. Women’s bodies are beautiful, men’s bodies are beautiful, at least the beautiful ones are, but I don’t want see just a picture of a penis unless the rest of the man it attached to it both physically and in the context of the picture.

No thank you. They aren’t that interesting.

@KatetheGreat…Here you go…enjoy! link

LOL!! Thanks for making me laugh with your comment…I needed a good laugh!

@DarlingRhadamanthus You’re quite welcome, m’dear. And sorry, penises aren’t cute like the snufflupagus. :(

Now, those Kris Lord pictures that prolificus posted in that one thread (posted here by laureth), well, that would do.

I can’t believe how much time it’s taking me to find the Kris Lord picture!!! One more try.

I have been told that pix of the penis of the guy you love can be very arousing. I find this quite amusing because so many women say such pictures are of no interest. A penis picture is a penis picture and even if your lover sends it to you, it could be from any guy, and it would be hard to tell. They all look so similar. Not that there aren’t different ones, but there are many that look similar.

If you’ve never actually seen the subject of the discussion in real life, then it really could be anyone’s penis. What you feel about that picture, of course, is all in your head. Which is why, for women, they need to have feelings for a guy first. This gives them enough info to populate a fantasy based on a picture with believable details.

@faye NSFW

@wundayatta That’s why you have to ask for it to be a larger picture, including features that you can recognize. Or, you know, shave little shapes in the night before or something so you know it’s them.

@Jude—The last picture of him reminds me of Bert from Sesame Street.XD

Hahahahahahahaha!!

@Jude I’m still laughing! XD

Okay. I admit to a quiet gasp of delight.

I’m doing the laugh where barely any sounds comes out. Like Snagglepuss.

@Jude No one can ever have sex with him because he is in a separate bed XD

@lucillelucillelucille You made me cry. So funny.;)

No. I only want to see it in person prior to use. ;)

BTW, I just got back from the live variety show Kristen Schaal does with her comedy partner Kurt Braunohler every couple of weeks. They were both in top form.

@aprilsimnel Exactly. If I’m interested and want your penis, I want to see it in person, in context; don’t send me a brochure, I’ll just toss it in the recycling with the rest of the junk mail.

What if its a scratch and sniff?

I’d rather hear what you are going to do with that pleasure stick, not show me. Unless, of course, you’re right in front of me and going to whip it out.

Heck no. I don’t want to see pictures. It becomes beautiful in context. I think a lot of men are disappointed to make that realization but they shouldn’t be. Thinking differently about it doesn’t make them any less desirable to women.

Haven’t read the above answers. My answer is nope, I don’t care to see any pictures.

All the women i’ve known, including the wife, basically see dicks as “funny looking.”
Even if it resembles a baby’s arm holding an apple ;¬}

Scary thread is scary.

@FutureMemory Why scary?

@FutureMemory I hear ya. it’s ok

No, I don’t want men to send me dick pics.

No. No, I don’t. I don’t really understand this whole concept. I might appreciate a pic of their whole body nekkid, but not an isolated appendage.

The wife has be known to put a pair of those Groucho Marx novelty glasses on mine. You know, the ones with the fake nose & eyebrows…..oh & yes, it does look like a cigar. Shmoke it baby!! ;¬}

@ucme I’ve met a few women who think that a cock can be beautiful.

….& in whch universe would I find that remotely interesting
Oh the wife likes the look of mine, says it’s a nice colour. Nice but funny looking, bit like Big Bird!

@lucillelucillelucille ‘s comment about Bert still cracks me up.

@Jude -Hey!

@MyNewtBoobs @FutureMemory Why scary?

Penis threads always scare me. The Playgirl pics were particularly frightening.

Sorry. If it helps at all, I only don’t like looking at them – I love doing the fucking and the blowing and the sucking with them…

That does help, actually. Thank you.

If it belongs to somebody I already like a lot and I have an interest in making a personal friend out of Snuffy, a picture can be fun. If it’s a new acquaintance, in chat, surprise cock is the biggest turn-off. Jeez, boy! Is that the sandworm from Tremors?

@Blueroses Why Thank you, but it’s not. :D

As long as it’s hard. When your BF lives far away, it’s nice when he reciprocates the nudie pics you send to him :) But definitely not interested in seeing anything flaccid!

Wait! There are guys out there who would send flaccid pictures??? That’s against the man code!