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If you came with an instruction label, what would it say?

Asked by blueberry_kid (5653 points ) June 22nd, 2011

As the question asks!!!

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lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I can’t make it out.It has too many typos.

jrpowell's avatar

vomits when tickled

ninjacolin's avatar

Handle with care.

rebbel's avatar

Delicate Fabric
Hand Wash Only

JLeslie's avatar

Gentle setting, dry flat in the open air and sunshine, some wrinkles are to be expected.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Play at your own risk.

Allie's avatar

breaks easily.

chyna's avatar

Gentle cycle, do not wring out, handle with love.

tinyfaery's avatar

Warning! Will bite if provoked.

Coloma's avatar

Prone to lots of free association, give it space, and be patient when it goes off on nonlinear jags. Performance based on how much fun you make the job and unplug it at the end of the day, the batteries are super charged already.

faye's avatar

Must have 10— 12 hours of downtime.

MilkyWay's avatar

Open with care.
Store in a mild place with lots of love and fun times.
Warning: May explode if exposed to high levels of stupidness.

Coloma's avatar

@queenie

“May explode if exposed to high levels of stupidness…”—LOL

mazingerz88's avatar

Fun question! : )

“Never feed after midnight.”

“Handle roughly. Jerk inside.”

“Brains and batteries not included.”

“Horny when wet.”

everephebe's avatar

Warning: does not come with instructions.

incendiary_dan's avatar

Requires no additional parts or accessories, but functions best with regular supplies of bacon.

incendiary_dan's avatar

@queenie Between crispy and floppy.

Add coffee to that.

MilkyWay's avatar

@incendiary_dan Yeah, get drunk on coffee again XD

_zen_'s avatar

100 per cent lurve this question.

Mine might say caution: furry, loveable ticklish bear cub becomes wild and crazy when disturbed. Approach with caution and honey.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Warning!:
The Surgeon General has determined that playing with Real Lies may be harmful to yourself and others around you. Handle with caution and limited exposure. If symptoms persist for longer than 48 hours, fuck off.

Symbeline's avatar

Warning, may cause psychological trauma.

jonsblond's avatar

May contain traces of nuts.

woodcutter's avatar

store in a cool dry place

AmWiser's avatar

Caution: This is not a toy.

dannyc's avatar

Expired…..

Sunny2's avatar

Warning: Could Be Trouble
(Oh, this is such a lie!)

Faidle's avatar

Please devote at least eight hours to sleep, before operating machinary, after playing with Saydah. ;)

Bellatrix's avatar

Highly flammable.

downtide's avatar

Important: Keep warm. Do not expose to temperatures below 55F

sliceswiththings's avatar

Do not let stay up past midnight. Do not use incorrect forms of “your” or “there” in her presence.

smilingheart1's avatar

“Do not operate when drowsy.”

tinyfaery's avatar

I change mine to “Don’t call us. We’ll call you”.

Skaggfacemutt's avatar

Keep in a warm, dry place or will turn blue and hair will frizz.

Unbroken's avatar

Subject to change

Apply within, experience required, intuition manadatory

Prone to interpretation

CAUTION: Will cause head to spin

Known Risks: Drives people insane, but gets them there safely.

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