What would make you break Usain Bolt's 100 meter record?

Finding out that I had a possessive stalker of the equivalent or greater level than that scary lady from Misery.

Positive pregnancy tests

The EOD guy running towards me as fast as he can…

Looking over my shoulder and seeing a big spider.

Bunch of wussies! I stand my ground and cut them to pieces with my rapier wit. That, or bore them to death with empty threats. I don’t run. My knees hurt.

I know I set a world record kayaking when I did so with an alligator in the water with me—very motivational! So I figure I would have a similar reaction to a gator on land and flee . . .

If fluther shut down, I would run to the house of whoever is responsible and give them one of these.

A scary clown with his fly open scampering in my direction…

I think @kayak8’s alligator (although it would be a croc here) would have me running real fast or being chased by a Taipan or really any ferocious animal that had the potential to do me in.

Or maybe meeting a real Hannibal Lecter.

@Bellatrix After that paddling excursion in Louisiana, I had alligator for dinner. Somehow, it just seemed right.

lol but fair I think! Being followed by an alligator would have been pretty disturbing. I imagine this little fella wished he could have finished this experience with a bit of whale blubber for dinner. link

A famous boy I fancy asked me out.

Obama in a second term and the U.S. Congress = 8.666 seconds. But that will not nearly be fast enough. HA!

any stalker

Zombies ..especially those freaky fast ones.

Guranteed 100s of millions in endorsements I would kill myself to try and do it.

I’m on the starting blocks giving the Jamaican “big boss man” the eye, mind games are half the battle. We move into the set position & right on the b of bang a swarm of wasps are released.
Four words, shit off a stick!! 6.89 secs…eat my dust loser.