Can you create your own Thank You Note?

Thank you long invisible hair on my forehead, for growing two inches before my friend noticed and pointed it out in front of everyone.

Thank you marijuana for, uh, what were we talking about?

Thank you Twitter, for giving me only 140 characters to explain to the world what I had for breakfast this morning and how amazing my life i

Thank you President Ubama for…....uh…... Teaching me to live more frugally.

Thank you turnstiles for making me look like a fat idiot with no timing everytime I walk through one.

Thank you ________ Airlines,

The toiletry kit you provided when the flight home got cancelled was a nice touch. Unfortunately, the deodorant sample was for men. When I finally made it home the next day, my husband accused me of having an affair, because of the lingering scent.

Thank you malls, every time I am done with one store, the next one is always at the opposite side of the building.

Thank you pleather waiting room chairs for making fart noises everytime someone sits in them. Thank you.

Thank you Cellular Phone provider for selling me on a two year contract and promptly stopping stopping support for the phone you provided.

Thank you airplane bag of peanuts, because of the five of you in there I am now more hungry.

Thank you Vinyl seats for sticking to my legs like napalm driving the burn deeper into my flesh.

Thank you Angry Birds, for wasting hours upon hours of my life. I don’t know what I’d do without you, thanks!

Thank you Fluther, for making my wasted hours seem like time intelligently and well spent.

Thank you Dr. J, for setting the standard in awesomeness. Stay cool Dr. J.

Thank you cheese sticks, for making it take an unnecessarily long time to eat you.

Thank you auto service center for adjusting my AC belt so it now squeals like I just ran over a herd of wild pigs.

Thank you carrot sticks, for allowing the entire office to hear be bite down on you.

Thank you Walmart for putting the 2 items I need at opposite ends of your Superstore.

Thank you tradesmen (garbage collector, chain saw operator, weed whacker operators and leaf blower operators) for making sure I get up by 6:59 am and not having to waste energy on an electric alarm clock.

Thank you sunflower seeds for helping me quit smoking all those years ago. Then I started up again after 8 years. Slapping myself upside the head.

Thank you for always putting the men’s washroom first in all public places. Thank you for all the bird of paradise endorsements on my car windows and the big extra thank you goes to Playtex for helping me forget that I have it on.

Thank you Steve Jobs for making putting the sexy in technology.

Thank you dust and wind and heat that makes you really appreciate nice days.