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Can you create your own Thank You Note?

Asked by erichw1504 (26329 points ) June 24th, 2011

If you watch Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, I’m sure you’ve seen his skit on “Thank You Notes”. Otherwise, click here to see some examples.

If for some reason you can’t watch the videos here are some of them he has done:

“Thank you microbreweries, for making my alcoholism seem like a neat hobby.”
“Thank you dryer lint traps, for acting like a giant mechanical belly button.”

So, think you can make your own funny Thank You Note? Give it a try!

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23 Answers

erichw1504's avatar

Thank you long invisible hair on my forehead, for growing two inches before my friend noticed and pointed it out in front of everyone.

Blondesjon's avatar

Thank you marijuana for, uh, what were we talking about?

erichw1504's avatar

Thank you Twitter, for giving me only 140 characters to explain to the world what I had for breakfast this morning and how amazing my life i

majorrich's avatar

Thank you President Ubama for…....uh…... Teaching me to live more frugally.

redfeather's avatar

Thank you turnstiles for making me look like a fat idiot with no timing everytime I walk through one.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Thank you ________ Airlines,

The toiletry kit you provided when the flight home got cancelled was a nice touch. Unfortunately, the deodorant sample was for men. When I finally made it home the next day, my husband accused me of having an affair, because of the lingering scent.

erichw1504's avatar

Thank you malls, every time I am done with one store, the next one is always at the opposite side of the building.

redfeather's avatar

Thank you pleather waiting room chairs for making fart noises everytime someone sits in them. Thank you.

majorrich's avatar

Thank you Cellular Phone provider for selling me on a two year contract and promptly stopping stopping support for the phone you provided.

erichw1504's avatar

Thank you airplane bag of peanuts, because of the five of you in there I am now more hungry.

majorrich's avatar

Thank you Vinyl seats for sticking to my legs like napalm driving the burn deeper into my flesh.

erichw1504's avatar

Thank you Angry Birds, for wasting hours upon hours of my life. I don’t know what I’d do without you, thanks!

Blondesjon's avatar

Thank you Fluther, for making my wasted hours seem like time intelligently and well spent.

erichw1504's avatar

Thank you Dr. J, for setting the standard in awesomeness. Stay cool Dr. J.

erichw1504's avatar

Thank you cheese sticks, for making it take an unnecessarily long time to eat you.

Blueroses's avatar

Thank you auto service center for adjusting my AC belt so it now squeals like I just ran over a herd of wild pigs.

erichw1504's avatar

Thank you carrot sticks, for allowing the entire office to hear be bite down on you.

Blueroses's avatar

Thank you Walmart for putting the 2 items I need at opposite ends of your Superstore.

Kardamom's avatar

Thank you tradesmen (garbage collector, chain saw operator, weed whacker operators and leaf blower operators) for making sure I get up by 6:59 am and not having to waste energy on an electric alarm clock.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Thank you sunflower seeds for helping me quit smoking all those years ago. Then I started up again after 8 years. Slapping myself upside the head.

smilingheart1's avatar

Thank you for always putting the men’s washroom first in all public places. Thank you for all the bird of paradise endorsements on my car windows and the big extra thank you goes to Playtex for helping me forget that I have it on.

erichw1504's avatar

Thank you Steve Jobs for making putting the sexy in technology.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Thank you dust and wind and heat that makes you really appreciate nice days.

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