What was your longest fart/burp ever?
I’m only asking because lately I’ve heard/seen some really bizarre stories that I just wonder if that’s possible.
I mean, one thing is to be gassy and let go a really big one. And that’s usually one event. But I heard the record was like 2 minutes. How the hell would you even get past five or so seconds? You’d have to have had some serious bloating going on or something. Of course, I can’t speak for people who are lactose intolerant or pregnant women or people with other conditions where it might be humanly possible to do so.
Also, specify if you’re a guy or girl and if you ate anything unusual/or too much of something at the time.